Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: East Side Hawks Vs Baghdad Bombers @Waverley Park

[El Dubya]

Sitting down and praising the Lord for another monster dump to take on the Bombres.

 

[brahj]

Let us pray.

Those who art pooping,
Hallowed be thy chest,
Thy steamer come,
Thy will be done,
In bed as it is done in Cleveland.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Let us pray.

Those who art pooping,
Hallowed be thy chest,
Thy steamer come,
Thy will be done,
In bed as it is done in Cleveland.

Your rhyme sounds like you bought em at Stop 'n Go

 

[El Dubya]

Your rhyme sounds like you bought em at Stop 'n Go

You need an education, it isn't meant to rhyme.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Holy **** this blew up.

We never seem to have a shortage of things to discuss, do we Bombers?

 

[KohPhi]

I probably still would.

Actually I know I would, surely she hasn't aged as poorly as I have

Yeah I get that.. I'm 49 and other than carrying a couple of extra kilos, I believe I've aged well.



Be honest though, does the beard make me look fat?

 

[El Dubya]

Holy **** this blew up.

We never seem to have a shortage of things to discuss, do we Bombers?

Thread is about Jesus now, get on board.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You need an education, it isn't meant to rhyme.

I will add it to the long list of things I need.

 

[El Dubya]

Yeah I get that.. I'm 49 and other than carrying a couple of extra kilos, I believe I've aged well.

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Be honest though, does the beard make me look fat?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thread is about Jesus now, get on board.

 

[El Dubya]

This is us, protecting children from the Bombers sex pests.

 

[eSafetyCommish]

I appreciate you trying to...

Whatever it is you’re trying to do.

But you’re trying way too hard, and it’s exhausting attempting to make sense of anything you say.

This wealth of knowledge that you just can’t wait to share, is... well it’s tiresome.

I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, and not embarrass you, but since you brought it up again...

Are you implying I’m an ice addict? Do you find that amusing? If I were, in fact, an ice addict, is that funny to you?
Is it worth poking fun at a serious epidemic problem, that ruins lives every single day, just to score cheap points on a fantasy football forum?

Do you think you should maybe have a rethink about your plan of attack?

Nothing? No?

Don’t stress. You’ll do better next time, champ.

Dear Coach,

The above triple post, in which you speak in a very condescending manner, has been analysed by the team at the eSafety Commission. It has caused us some concerns regarding your mental state for the following reasons:

1. The posting 3 times in a row demonstrates that you are threatened by this first year poster, and feel the need to have your name constantly in the face of others as they read through this match thread.
2. The use of condescending nouns (for example: champ), shows us that you are desperate for any sort of standing in this thread, and in fact league, that you are willing to even act incredibly superior to someone in their 2nd match thread.
3. The use of a conversational tone and ellipses has demonstrated that whilst you are desperate to be taken seriously as a poster, you still want to be seen as cool and laid-back.

Furthering this, the team at the eSafety Commission is concerned that your getting smacked around by a rookie poster will have a detrimental effect on your posting and standing in this league. YearOfTheRoos has clearly identified you as an easy target (other Hawks may also do so) and may overstep the line at some point, in which case we urge you to contact us.

If you feel that your fragile ego and need for recognition has stemmed from the threatening tactics of other posters in the SFA, we are happy to escalate the matter at our end. Unfortunately we arrived on this board too late for HaroLad, but we think that we can assist you.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

 

[Noobz0r]

Was he talking about me and touching himself again??

KohPhi yes, you no.

 

[por_please_ya]

Dear Coach,

The above triple post, in which you speak in a very condescending manner, has been analysed by the team at the eSafety Commission. It has caused us some concerns regarding your mental state for the following reasons:

1. The posting 3 times in a row demonstrates that you are threatened by this first year poster, and feel the need to have your name constantly in the face of others as they read through this match thread.
2. The use of condescending nouns (for example: champ), shows us that you are desperate for any sort of standing in this thread, and in fact league, that you are willing to even act incredibly superior to someone in their 2nd match thread.
3. The use of a conversational tone and ellipses has demonstrated that whilst you are desperate to be taken seriously as a poster, you still want to be seen as cool and laid-back.

Furthering this, the team at the eSafety Commission is concerned that your getting smacked around by a rookie poster will have a detrimental effect on your posting and standing in this league. YearOfTheRoos has clearly identified you as an easy target (other Hawks may also do so) and may overstep the line at some point, in which case we urge you to contact us.

If you feel that your fragile ego and need for recognition has stemmed from the threatening tactics of other posters in the SFA, we are happy to escalate the matter at our end. Unfortunately we arrived on this board too late for HaroLad, but we think that we can assist you.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

For a 16 year old, you have a good grasp of the English language.

 

[KohPhi]

Let us pray.

Those who art pooping,
Hallowed be thy chest,
Thy steamer come,
Thy will be done,
In bed as it is done in Cleveland.

You are the poet laureate of the SFA.

 

[KohPhi]

Sitting down and praising the Lord for another monster dump to take on the Bombres.

If it looks like this then bring it on..

 

[KohPhi]

My own God is made of deliciousness.
Bless his noodly appendage. R'amen.

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That's cool. But does your God do this?

 

[TheCoach16]

holy shit you're a spud of a poster

Wot m8? Do you even lift, bro?

 

[por_please_ya]

If it looks like this then bring it on..

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Just add salt and you're ready to go.

 

[DapperJong]

Wot m8? Do you even lift, bro?

Took you a few weeks to catch up.

 

[Noobz0r]

Took you a few weeks to catch up.

I benched 70kg this morning DJ. All because of your advice a fortnight ago.

 

[BEEG]

BRAB still melting after that amazing GF.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I benched 70kg this morning DJ. All because of your advice a fortnight ago.

Mate I am tipping DJ weighs a touch more than 70 kg's so I think you are understating your achievement from earlier!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Yeah I get that.. I'm 49 and other than carrying a couple of extra kilos, I believe I've aged well.

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Be honest though, does the beard make me look fat?

Not at all, I'm just not sure white is your colour

 

[TheCoach16]

BRAB still melting after that amazing GF.

Hey Tony Lynn 15 , can you recall any stats from the grand final? Anything at all?