Official Match Thread Season 26 First Semi Final: West Coast Wonders vs East Side Hawks @ The Colosseum

[JT_the_Man]

3 goals in 2.5 minutes? No chance haha

Good game other team.

A 0.1% chance isn’t no chance...

Good game Hawks.

 

[dogs105]

Thanks Hawks. Was very fun. Good luck next season.

 

[Dingster]

Lost it at the start. Too good today Hawks. Best wishes fior next week.

*insert Jose Mourihno gif thriwning down the water bottles *

 

[JT_the_Man]

Lol what

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Keep them hanging Josh, that's how you do it!

 

[JT_the_Man]

2 goals in a minute?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Keep them hanging Josh, that's how you do it!

**** you too campaigner

 

[haydo]

Ha #lolwonders
#straightsetwonders
#wonderslosefinals
#firsttosuck

It's real people

 

[SSwans2011]

Please just reveal the stats so I can argue that I was BOG whether it's substantiated or not.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

**** you too campaigner

EAD

 

[JT_the_Man]

Ha #lolwonders
#straightsetwonders
#wonderslosefinals
#firsttosuck

It's real people

#wonderswinfinalsinseasonsbefores25

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

4 : 23.57 {C} - The Jesus palms the ball down.
4 : 24.06 {C} - Noobz0r looks downfield.
4 : 24.1 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Loonerty.
4 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Kicks to a contest - larrikin looks to get to thre front.
4 : 24.18 {rHFF} - larrikin gets too far under the ball.
4 : 24.22 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking NickCC.
4 : 24.27 {rHBF} - Quick hands to ShaunDuggan under pressure.
4 : 24.31 {rW} - Handballs to BallaratBulldog.
4 : 24.34 {rW} - BallaratBulldog isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Milera2Betts. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 24.38 {lW} - por_please_ya with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. boncer34 runs onto it.
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - Biggie runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.51 {lFP} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of vanders.
4 : 24.55 {lFP} - vanders can't take it.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
West Coast Wonders : 16.5.101
East Side Hawks : 17.9.111
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[dogs105]

Ha #lolwonders
#straightsetwonders
#wonderslosefinals
#firsttosuck

It's real people

Piss off idiot. No wonder you're not a Wonder.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Good Game Hawks, Please go ahead next week and smash those campaigners like NaturalDisaster and rfctiger74 .

Thanks for your support TJASTA

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

WON SENIORS Vs ESH SENIORS
WON               1    0        7    1        10   1        16   5    101     
ESH               6    3        10   7        14   8        17   9    111     
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESH         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
U2tigers    7  7  0  11 1  3  2  1  1   58  Karnezis_1   0  2  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   23
SSwans2011  0  3  5  7  0  1  1  0  0   36  jackenny     0  4  6  8  1  1  0  0  0   51
Sab22       0  5  2  10 2  0  1  0  0   46  Agent93      0  10 0  13 10 1  1  0  0   94
NickCC      0  6  4  8  0  0  3  0  0   37  The Half B   0  3  4  7  0  0  1  0  0   32
dogs105     0  4  4  7  3  0  0  0  0   50  Drunkgolia   0  6  1  5  1  0  0  0  0   35
MKMatty     0  8  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   62  Golumless    0  5  4  8  2  0  0  0  0   51
JT_the_Man  0  13 6  18 2  3  1  1  0  107  spookism     0  10 6  17 5  1  2  1  0  103
Cactus_     0  11 5  14 1  0  0  0  0   80  Noobz0r      0  15 6  15 0  0  1  0  0   90
Dingster    0  2  2  7  0  1  2  0  0   21  por_please   0  10 3  12 2  1  3  1  0   69
Elton John  0  7  6  3  0  0  0  1  0   51  larrikin     0  6  5  5  2  0  1  1  0   54
ClarkeM     0  6  2  4  1  0  0  0  1   37  Biggie       0  7  5  6  0  0  0  2  0   60
TheHairyGa  0  2  4  7  1  0  1  1  0   39  boncer34     0  12 2  4  0  2  0  4  1   77
Beutbrute   0  2  0  1  1  0  1  2  0   21  Papa Juggs   0  4  0  1  0  1  1  2  2   26
okeydoke7   0  5  0  0  1  1  0  5  0   50  The Filth    0  5  0  0  1  1  1  4  1   42
KBLT        0  3  1  0  0  0  0  3  0   30  vanders      0  4  0  0  0  0  0  1  3   21
haydo       4  9  0  9  2  0  1  0  1   55  The Jesus    18 11 0  12 2  2  1  0  2   84
BallaratBu  0  14 2  16 9  3  1  2  2  130  Milera2Bet   0  4  0  1  0  1  0  0  0   15
ShaunDugga  0  9  0  11 8  2  1  0  0   80  Loonerty     0  11 3  3  4  1  2  1  0   65
Cleanupsou  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  go you pup   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
croweater   0  1  0  4  1  0  1  0  0   12  HawkAussie   0  5  0  5  7  4  0  0  0   57

            WON   ESH
Hitouts   : 11   18
Kicks     : 117  134
Marks     : 49   46
Handballs : 147  129
Tackles   : 33   37
Frees For : 14   16
Frees Ag. : 16   14
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 9    6
Inside50  : 20   20
Goals     : 16   17
Behinds   : 5    9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.2 - Behind to vanders (ESH) - ESH by 1 point(s).
2.01 - Goal to Papa Juggs (ESH) - ESH by 7 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 13 point(s).
10.23 - Goal to spookism (ESH) - ESH by 19 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to Papa Juggs (ESH) - ESH by 25 point(s).
13.54 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 26 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (ESH) - ESH by 32 point(s).
21.23 - Behind to Papa Juggs (ESH) - ESH by 33 point(s).
23.12 - Goal to Biggie (ESH) - ESH by 39 point(s).
24.31 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ESH by 33 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.24 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 39 point(s).
2.52 - Behind to Papa Juggs (ESH) - ESH by 40 point(s).
4.15 - Goal to KBLT (WON) - ESH by 34 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to KBLT (WON) - ESH by 28 point(s).
8.45 - Goal to Biggie (ESH) - ESH by 34 point(s).
9.47 - Behind to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 35 point(s).
10.23 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 36 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 42 point(s).
12.38 - Rushed behind to WON - ESH by 41 point(s).
13.04 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ESH by 35 point(s).
13.29 - Goal to JT_the_Man (WON) - ESH by 29 point(s).
14.53 - Goal to Beutbrute (WON) - ESH by 23 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to U2tigers (WON) - ESH by 17 point(s).
23.57 - Behind to The Jesus (ESH) - ESH by 18 point(s).
24.22 - Goal to vanders (ESH) - ESH by 24 point(s).

Third Quarter :
5.27 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 30 point(s).
6.25 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ESH by 24 point(s).
7.25 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ESH by 18 point(s).
14.15 - Goal to Beutbrute (WON) - ESH by 12 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to larrikin (ESH) - ESH by 18 point(s).
19.13 - Behind to vanders (ESH) - ESH by 19 point(s).
21.36 - Goal to Loonerty (ESH) - ESH by 25 point(s).
23.41 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (ESH) - ESH by 31 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.34 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESH) - ESH by 37 point(s).
2.48 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ESH by 31 point(s).
4.11 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ESH by 25 point(s).
6.55 - Behind to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ESH by 24 point(s).
8.41 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (ESH) - ESH by 30 point(s).
10.19 - Behind to haydo (WON) - ESH by 29 point(s).
10.59 - Rushed behind to WON - ESH by 28 point(s).
11.27 - Behind to ClarkeM (WON) - ESH by 27 point(s).
16.28 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (ESH) - ESH by 33 point(s).
17.32 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ESH by 27 point(s).
19.51 - Behind to vanders (ESH) - ESH by 28 point(s).
21.39 - Goal to TheHairyGamer (WON) - ESH by 22 point(s).
22.37 - Goal to Elton Johns Wig (WON) - ESH by 16 point(s).
23.57 - Goal to KBLT (WON) - ESH by 10 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

WON
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
SSwans2011           0 (On) Total : 100%
croweater 41         0 (On) 7 (Off) 10.03 (On) 82.57 (Off) Total : 79%
NickCC               0 (On) Total : 100%
dogs105              0 (On) Total : 100%
MKMatty              0 (On) Total : 100%
JT_the_Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
Cactus_              0 (On) Total : 100%
Sab22                0 (On) Total : 100%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (On) Total : 100%
ClarkeM              0 (On) Total : 100%
TheHairyGamer        0 (On) Total : 100%
Beutbrute            0 (On) Total : 100%
okeydoke7            0 (On) Total : 100%
KBLT                 0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) 66.08 (Off) 82.57 (On) Total : 83%
haydo                0 (On) 10.03 (Off) 66.08 (On) Total : 44%
ShaunDuggan          0 (On) Total : 100%
Cleanupsoup          0 (Off) Total : 0%
Dingster             0 (Off) 7 (On) Total : 92%

ESH
Milera2Betts         0 (On) 11.36 (Off) 56.39 (On) Total : 55%
Loonerty             0 (On) 53.58 (Off) 55.39 (On) Total : 98%
jackenny             0 (On) Total : 100%
The Half Back        0 (On) Total : 100%
Drunkgoliath         0 (On) Total : 100%
Golumless            0 (On) Total : 100%
spookism             0 (On) Total : 100%
Noobz0r              0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
larrikin             0 (On) Total : 100%
Biggie               0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (On) Total : 100%
Papa Juggs           0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
vanders              0 (On) Total : 100%
The Jesus            0 (On) Total : 100%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
HawkAussie           0 (On) 55.39 (Off) Total : 55%
Karnezis_13          0 (Off) 11.36 (On) Total : 87%
go you pups          0 (Off) 53.58 (On) 56.39 (Off) Total : 2%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• While not all all one-way, BallaratBulldog came out tops over the brave Agent93. - 53m from 27 to 80.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Agent93 and Beutbrute were hard to separate - though Agent93 was slightly more effective. - 0m from 86 to 86.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Agent93 was slightly more polished than croweater 41. - 13m from 13 to 26.
• In quite a tussle, haydo came out tops over the brave Agent93. - 10m from 0 to 10.
• Bordering on a training run, BallaratBulldog gave Milera2Betts a hiding. - 18m from 81 to 99.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what BallaratBulldog did to vanders should be entirely legal. - 19m from 1 to 20.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, jackenny was way too good for Beutbrute. - 37m from 4 to 41.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Loonerty had the better of Beutbrute. - 5m from 42 to 47.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Beutbrute gave Milera2Betts a lesson. - 16m from 64 to 80.
• In an enthralling contest, dogs105 came out tops over the brave Biggie. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, Noobz0r was slightly more polished than Cactus_. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Drunkgoliath had ClarkeM's measure. - 94m from 4 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, croweater 41 did very well against vanders. - 41m from 28 to 69.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dingster did very well against Papa Juggs. - 60m from 11 to 71.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, spookism was way too good for Dingster. - 22m from 76 to 98.
• In quite a display, Golumless won the bout with Elton Johns Wig. - 94m from 4 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, HawkAussie came out tops over the brave ShaunDuggan. - 55m from 0 to 55.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that jackenny had the better game against okeydoke7 - although there was very little in it. - 50m from 42 to 92.
• While not all all one-way, JT_the_Man had the better of por_please_ya. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, KBLT had the better of Karnezis_13. - 69m from 29 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Milera2Betts and KBLT - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 4 to 4.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, okeydoke7 had Loonerty's measure. - 17m from 24 to 41.
• In an epic battle, Loonerty and ShaunDuggan were evenly matched. - 42m from 57 to 99.
• In an epic battle, MKMatty and larrikin were hard to separate - though MKMatty was slightly more effective. - 94m from 2 to 96.
• In an enthralling contest, boncer34 was slightly more polished than NickCC. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Papa Juggs and croweater 41 were hard to separate - though Papa Juggs was slightly more effective. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• In quite a display, spookism won the bout with Sab22. - 71m from 3 to 74.
• While not all all one-way, The Filth Wizard came out tops over the brave SSwans2011. - 94m from 1 to 95.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that TheHairyGamer had the better game against The Half Back - although there was very little in it. - 91m from 6 to 97.
• Toe to toe throughout, The Jesus either broke even with haydo or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 34m from 66 to 100.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that The Jesus had the better game against U2tigers - although there was very little in it. - 65m from 0 to 65.
• Neither having much reason to brag, vanders and U2tigers were hard to separate - though vanders was slightly more effective. - 0m from 94 to 94.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

P.S.

thre

Wasn't me.

 

[Karnezis_13]

What a lovely result

 

[NaturalDisaster]

LOL #straightsetswonders

See you next week Hawks.

 

[Cactus_]

Bulltwang. Absolute bulltwang.





I mean gg hawks & gl for next week.

 

[SSwans2011]

There's only one true winner today. And it's me.

You don't need to check stats to confirm this.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Shout out to BallaratBulldog for his best game, and doing all he could to get us a win.

Once again subbed out from the Ruck, when me and The Jesus were having a great battle.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wooooo, what an absolute classic 90's style final. Awesome win Hawks, we just keep doing it away and against the odds and will have to do the same next week.

Condolences Wonders and good luck in the off season... thanks for the week, another one I wish I could have had some time for later in the week.

 

[Tadpole]

I may not have done much for the majority of the match (thankfully the rest of the team were so good I didn't need to), but I sure finished off with a bang.

"4 : 24.34 {rW} - BallaratBulldog isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Milera2Betts. He could map the Milky Way."


Onwards and upwards, Hawks. The premiership awaits.

 

[TJASTA]

Spoiler: My true reaction

See ya next week Dawks

 

[Sab22]

TJASTA i request a trade to Furies. I'm done bye, I'm disappointed