No guns just friendly smiles.Cows with guns?
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No guns just friendly smiles.Cows with guns?
Inbreds... Says the Victorian... !So you’re a made up cult with plans to take over the world.
Or just a bunch of stupid inbreds.
In all my years as an adult I have never been asked that question.I like your pants around your feet.
Inbreds... Says the Victorian... !
Once I get over the shock that you can actually read I'll replyThis guy wrote a book I have read or revised edition... Anyone care to guess?
There's such a thing as a virgin school girl?Bombers= virgin schoolboys/girls confirmed
You did ask flower?
Alanis Morissette always does it for me.
I’ve heard of Dragon Island but WTF is Tiger Island?I was born on tiger island among a patch of wild roses.
Oh ...definitely this !So you’re a made up cult with plans to take over the world.
Or just a bunch of stupid inbreds.
Get's lonely on them Islands... Big family much?I was born on tiger island among a patch of wild roses.
It's were a sister is assured of the same sexual partner and the gene pool kept tight.I’ve heard of Dragon Island but WTF is Tiger Island?
I am educated trust me used to have a job in PR for a multi nationalOnce I get over the shock that you can actually read I'll reply
Depends on how rough the seem on your trousers are.Is it just me or is life shit loads better when you don't have any pants on.
I work but im definitely not very goodly edumacated .I am educated trust me used to have a job in PR for a multi national
You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.Woken up every 2 hours by a teething baby last night who would only sleep in her daddy's arms.
Triple shot espresso required this morning.
Wouldn't giving a baby a triple shot of espresso work against that restlessness... I mean hey, I'll give it ago?Woken up every 2 hours by a teething baby last night who would only sleep in her daddy's arms.
Triple shot espresso required this morning.
Does nothing for the teething pain... I am hoping to get through this period but then a high sugar diet introduced very early should help with that... As they come through then they'll drop out.You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.
Just saying
You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.
Just saying
Maybe not.Does nothing for the teething pain... I am hoping to get through this period but then a high sugar diet introduced very early should help with that... As they come through then they'll drop out.
Typical excuse...Maybe not.
But when the wife says "can you change bubs filth filled nappy" you can reply "no , co's i have no arms".
Then just sit back and enjoy a beer ( through a straw obviously cos you cant pick the bloody thing up).