Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

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Bombers= virgin schoolboys/girls confirmed
There's such a thing as a virgin school girl?
Wow you must've grown up in one of those fancy suburbs with running water and that sparky stuff that makes lights turn on.
 
I just had 8 hrs of blissful sleep then my wife tapped me on the shoulder and we made love for 3 wonderful minutes.(with a little break in the middle for a can of Dr Pepper and a Choo Choo Bar to replenish energy)
Is it just me or is life shit loads better when you don't have any pants on.
 
So you’re a made up cult with plans to take over the world.
Or just a bunch of stupid inbreds.
Oh ...definitely this !

As for taking over the SFA World ....well yeah ...The Bombers are going to succeed, because we're crazy enough to think we can :)
 

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Woken up every 2 hours by a teething baby last night who would only sleep in her daddy's arms.

Triple shot espresso required this morning.
You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.

Just saying
 
Woken up every 2 hours by a teething baby last night who would only sleep in her daddy's arms.

Triple shot espresso required this morning.
Wouldn't giving a baby a triple shot of espresso work against that restlessness... I mean hey, I'll give it ago?
 
You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.

Just saying
Does nothing for the teething pain... I am hoping to get through this period but then a high sugar diet introduced very early should help with that... As they come through then they'll drop out.
 
You do realise if you cut your arms off and laid them in her cot you could have had a good night sleep.

Just saying
Does nothing for the teething pain... I am hoping to get through this period but then a high sugar diet introduced very early should help with that... As they come through then they'll drop out.
Maybe not.
But when the wife says "can you change bubs filth filled nappy" you can reply "no , co's i have no arms".

Then just sit back and enjoy a beer ( through a straw obviously cos you cant pick the bloody thing up).
 
Maybe not.
But when the wife says "can you change bubs filth filled nappy" you can reply "no , co's i have no arms".

Then just sit back and enjoy a beer ( through a straw obviously cos you cant pick the bloody thing up).
Typical excuse...



No hands means no self pleasure... Wife gives pleasure to give relief, may find that conundrum needs answering?
 
I interrupt this broadcast for TheCoach16:

Greek lady at work made kourabiethes :)
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Now to try not to get icing sugar all over myself lol
 

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