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Haha thanks. I could have PMed them both but eh, I don't really mind sharing it
Damn haha. I'm sure your science teacher didn't really care - I'm sure he/she has seen it aaaalll before. But yeah it is still a bit awkward.A problem I have around dating is the only cheap cinema in melbourne is ridiculously close to all my mates places. So much so that when I was on a date there last week, I was walking hand in hand with the girl up the street. And then I bumped into my science teacher. I've never felt more awkward...
Ended up still getting a kiss on that date which was nice. Almost made me forget about the science teacher.
Key word almost
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As one of the 'oldies' on BF i might learn a thing or two.
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Haha did you beat him?! lol..
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The best post in 2 pages
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... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile
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If you insist:
A class of 7 year olds have just returned from lunch, and the teacher is getting the kids to say what they did during their lunch break. Johnny starts off by saying, "Mrs. Patterson - I played cars in the sandpit." She says, "OK Johnny: if you can spell CARS for me, you can go home early." The little boy immediately says, "C-A-R-S." The teacher says, "Well done Johnny - see you tomorrow." Johnny bolts out the door before you can say, "Gold Coast Suns for the spoon."
Then Jenny says, "Mrs. Patterson - I played cars in the sandpit with Johnny." The teacher is suitably impressed, "Hmmm - a budding romance perhaps? OK Jenny: if you can spell SAND for me, you can go home early as well." The little girl's eyes light up, and she says, "S-A-N-D." She smiles and says, "That's brilliant Jenny: see you tomorrow. " So Jenny does her best Usain Bolt impression.
Finally Jimmy puts on his sad face and says, "Mrs. Patterson - I wanted to play cars in the sandpit with Johnny and Jenny, but they wouldn't let me." His teacher simply looks at him and says, "OK Jimmy: if you can spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION, you can go home early."
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And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while...... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile
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And i knew if i had my chance...... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile
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Oops too slow.
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Well this is the worst moment of the thread.
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Lol you're gonna make him throw up his dinner at this rate
bahahaha.
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Come on Golly, feel the love
AHAHAHA. Making me laugh seeing you all squirm.
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Yikes, We're not even at the first chorus yet it's gonna be a long night for you...
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Genuinely laughing IRL.
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The thing I love about American Pie is how beautifully it tells the modern history of music, rock and roll and American life.
This video looks at it in depth
This video looks at it in depth
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You're not gonna sing, are you???
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What about another dating story ? I think SS needs some more life lessons.
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What's our policy on singing?
I mean, we already know our policy on dabbing, isn't that right Ant Bear?
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You have a dabbing policy ? Wow you Rats think of everything.
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