Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 7: Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne

[Restricted Free Agent]

Remember that Cloud_ bloke that used to play for both our teams?

I wonder what happened to him...

Joined ClarkeM and became a professional Haxball player

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Why am I dealing with Swans supporters like this exclusively this week miggs?

No idea.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

To be honest I find the Swamprats line up these days a tad uninspiring and apathetic towards being involved in interactions with the Swampies. So I tried to dig up some older Swamprat threads to hopefully fire me up about playing the Swamprats.

To my utter surprise! As it turns out Swamprat match threads from a few seasons ago are a secret goldmine of top-notch quality content filled with substance and meaning.

Here are just a few examples!









It's a shame that Sin City doesn't produce posts like these anymore. I don't understand what happened...

Xoxo.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Happy to meet. It is my birthday after all

HAAAAPPPPYYYYY BIIIRRTTHHHDDAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

It's my birthday too.

Far Kern where's my cake?

HAAAAPPPPYYYYY BIIIRRTTHHHDDAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I’m only offering desperate middle aged women today I’m afraid.

In.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

GotTheGoodes how about using the ****ing quote button. I bet you use the clutch in the manual Hyundai Getz you drive.

You have literally had 9 of the last 10 posts. 9 of which have been garbage.

The Half Back please don't look at what has been done here.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

GotTheGoodes how about using the ******* quote button. I bet you use the clutch in the manual Hyundai Getz you drive.

You have literally had 9 of the last 10 posts. 9 of which have been garbage.

The Half Back please don't look at what has been done here.

Hi Duggan. Hope you are well champ. Say g'day to Duggan for me.

Good luck on Sunday. You are going to need it.

 

[philreich]

It's my birthday too.

Far Kern where's my cake?

Birthdays are good for your health - the more you have, the longer you live.

 

[philreich]

Hi Duggan. Hope you are well champ. Say g'day to Duggan for me.

Good luck on Sunday. You are going to need it.

So GTG - have you decided who you're gonna king hit first: ShaunDuggan or ShaunDuggan???

 

[Ant Bear]

I can honestly say that I have always hated playing against the Swamprats.

I am devastated. I may never recover from this.

Who will be devastated with me?

 

[Ant Bear]

AB knows exactly what position to play yourself in to win awards.

Hey, when you were a contributing team member, you got in a prime spot, too.

Then you just stopped.

 

[Ant Bear]

My fix to the logo was better, but Ant Bear lost it.

I lose nothing.

I hid it. In plain public view in our S22 team thread

How about these?


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[Ant Bear]

Wait, the site is back up and running again? Blow me down with a feather

Oi, mixed metaphors is my thing

 

[Ant Bear]

Not sure how I didn't win a beez for that to be honest. Biggest troll ever.

Well, that was S19+, and the beez only returned in S22

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Well, that was S19+, and the beez only returned in S22

Just consulted your own thread in the archive directory. S17.

I stand by my statement. Robbed by The Filth Wizard

C-c-c-combo breaker too by the way. You lot really are spamratting it up.

 

[philreich]

I am devastated. I may never recover from this.

Who will be devastated with me?

Yeah I was fumbling for the right words earlier.

 

[fumbler]

Better late than never.

And this is how ant became HoF.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Just consulted your own thread in the archive directory. S17.

I stand by my statement. Robbed by The Filth Wizard

C-c-c-combo breaker too by the way. You lot really are spamratting it up.

Remember when you followed Jobe to that club?

Pedderidge Farms remembers...

 

[GreyCrow]

GotTheGoodes how about using the ******* quote button. I bet you use the clutch in the manual Hyundai Getz you drive.

You have literally had 9 of the last 10 posts. 9 of which have been garbage.

The Half Back please don't look at what has been done here.

I am devastated. I may never recover from this.

Who will be devastated with me?

Hey, when you were a contributing team member, you got in a prime spot, too.

Then you just stopped.

I lose nothing.

I hid it. In plain public view in our S22 team thread

Oi, mixed metaphors is my thing

Well, that was S19+, and the beez only returned in S22

Ant Bear says hold my beer and goes for 5 before SD broke the streak

 

[GreyCrow]

GotTheGoodes any concerns about tomorrow?

 

[GreyCrow]

Furies would be a crying mess about right now

 

[GreyCrow]

Oh yeah trying for the back half of the golf course

 

[GreyCrow]

Any sand traps?

Lots of swamp traps

 

[GreyCrow]

Rat traps might be the go