Official Match Thread Season 29 Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats vs. Mt. Buller Demons at SFA Park

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hmmn here is a tune celebrating Chippy's change of species.

 

[moginie]

On the plus side one team of demons will do something worthwhile this weekend.

Yes, we will.

Oh, the irony.

 

[Strigoi]

Just in case.

 

[GremioPower]

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GRAND FINAL MARKETS

BETTING MARKET 1: RESULT OF FINAL
Demons: 1.80
Swamprats: 2.00

Even with the rumour of a virus outbreak among the Dees, we think this is just mind games and make them the slight favourites.

BETTING MARKET 2: WHEN WILL Headless COME ON FOR THE DEMONS
Q1 0.01-9.59 mins 3.00
Q1 10.00-19.59 mins 3.50
Q1 20.00+ mins 10.00
Does not appear in Q1 2.00

We think he'll be extra motivated after his recent snub, and will be itching to come on.

BETTING MARKET 3: GremioPower GOALS FOR SWAMPRATS
0: 5.00
1: 4.00
2: 3.00
3+: 5.00

The young rookie has had a stellar season. Will it be the dream finish for Atom Ant?

BETTING MARKET 4: First goalscorer: number of characters in name
above 9.5: 3.00
below 9.5: 1.50

Let's pick something a little more random. Who will score first?

REQUEST-A-CHIPPYBET

Pick anything and I'll set the odds!

Good luck!
Knifey Spoony Callums_Guns

500CM on the Rats
100CM on Headless getting in after 10' in Q1
250CM on GremioPower kicking 3+ goals
150CM on first scorer with a long name.

 

[moginie]

In further news, there was an ugly incident in Adelaide overnight (no, TJASTA wasn't in town), when an elderly gentleman boarded a bus, but refused to validate his ticket. When prompted to do so by the driver, he beat the driver about the head, and then exited the bus and disappeared into the night. A police spokesman said this morning that they had now reduced their suspect list to 200,000 Crows fans.

They haven't sold tickets in months, let alone had people validate them.

And it's difficult to find 20 crows fans in the past fortnight, let alone 200,000.

 

[GremioPower]

Carlton is not the Roys.
Geelong is not Sin City!

#40PointsDown3QT

 

[DemonJim]

Have a good sleep Demons. Come out punching tomorrow!

 

[Oddhawk]

Chipmunk

can I get some odds on myself kicking 2 goals in the last 10 minutes??

 

[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk

can I get some odds on myself kicking 2 goals in the last 10 minutes??

Considering you’re in the back pocket, the odds are 100.00

 

[Headless]

Considering you’re in the back pocket, the odds are 100.00

We shouldn't bother considering where people are named on the team sheet when considering match stats mate. It's not relevant, apparently.

 

[Chipmunk]

We shouldn't bother considering where people are named on the team sheet when considering match stats mate. It's not relevant, apparently.

#justiceforheadless
#justiceformang

 

[manangatang]

#justiceforheadless
#justiceformang

There is no justice here, friend.

 

[Van_Dyke]

There is no justice here, friend.

absolutely Headless was robbed. Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Home made big breakfast. Best part of the weekend
Bacon. Eggs.Toast from my home made bread. Tomato. Baled Beans.Sausages.

Gunna need that in about 12 hrs...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

There is no justice here, friend.

No kidding!

.... congrats again Barrybran

 

[GotTheGoodes]

On the plus side one team of demons will do something worthwhile this weekend.

Lel!!

 

[jackster83]

absolutely Headless was robbed. Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

I was in a pretty bad way after that game. Ended up starting an incoherent ranting thread on BF, drank a whole bottle of Jager (and then some), and broke a bone in my foot kicking the footy outside after the game. Even worse was I declared David Mackay a future star.

 

[Barrybran]

No kidding!

.... congrats again Barrybran

#lasttofirst baby. Book it in now.

 

[Barrybran]

I was in a pretty bad way after that game. Ended up starting an incoherent ranting thread on BF, drank a whole bottle of Jager (and then some), and broke a bone in my foot kicking the footy outside after the game. Even worse was I declared David Mackay a future star.

How are you doing now, Rory?

 

[jackster83]

How are you doing now, Rory?

My foot is still ****ed.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any worse

Uhhh...

#lasttofirst baby. Book it in now.

... there you go.

 

[nahnah]

Tom Qrowne reporting this game is gonna be postponed because Headless has tested positive to chlamydia and likely passed it on to teammates

 

[manangatang]

Tom Qrowne reporting this game is gonna be postponed because Headless has tested positive to chlamydia and likely passed it on to teammates

Yes; I have it in my nose.

 

[nahnah]

Yes; I have it in my nose.

kinky

 

[Tarkyn_24]

4pm ... Gil presser

Rumour positive test somewhere in AFL

(Essendon... McKenna... The Irish guy who returned)

e-AFL is back!

Thank ****. It’s been the worst week. No one rates manangatang anymore