Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at The Eyrie

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Oh. That is honestly so cringey.

Took a shot of my dog beating you

 

[PMBangers]

May I interest you in one M Cox?


No, no, actually that’s far too obvious. How about Mason C?

Hmm, whats our potential return when he requests a trade to Texas?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hmm, whats our potential return when he requests a trade to Texas?

James Harden?

 

[PMBangers]

Thanks - now I feel old. My son was 5 in 2005......

Imagine if I was actual friends with your son

 

[Sparkle]

Hmm, whats our potential return when he requests a trade to Texas?

I thought he became an Australian citizen and decided he's going to stay here post-football.

Suppose with that kind of attitude he'd not be a good fit at the Giants

 

[por_please_ya]

Thanks - now I feel old. My son was 5 in 2005......

News just in - philreich is PMBangers' father.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Imagine if I was actual friends with your son

Better you than Pie 4 Life tbh

 

[PMBangers]

James Harden?

Hmmm, ok but only if you let us use your Holden sponsorship for cheaper cars

 

[eth-dog]

Took a shot of my dog beating you

Why are you stalking me dude? It's getting weird.

 

[AceAndy]

You got yours 20 years ago

Got mine two months ago.

 

[philreich]

You got yours 20 years ago

I'm led to believe that AceAndy went to school with Lou Richards.

 

[PMBangers]

I thought he became an Australian citizen and decided he's going to stay here post-football.

Suppose with that kind of attitude he'd not be a good fit at the Giants

I heard he's opening up Chipotle AUS, or that might've been a dream

 

[philreich]

You got yours 20 years ago

I'm led to believe that AceAndy went to school with Lou Richards.

 

[Sparkle]

Hmmm, ok but only if you let us use your Holden sponsorship for cheaper cars

Just going to interject here with the news that Holden are being wound up by GM, don't think that sponsorship is a thing anymore

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I forget who told me the story, but before my first roadtrip with the Rats I was told about how SarahSmiles was so homesick on his first Rats roadtrip he was taken off the ground so he could go vomit

Oh no, that's homesickness, that was nausea from drinking the water on the bus. First and last time I'll ever make that mistake!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Lanky, can barely kick a ball 30 metres, can't take a mark except for when I take a specky once in a blue moon

By my calculations should go early in the 2nd round. Thoughts Pie 4 Life

Actually, this describes me sans the specky bit. So what selection do you think Collingwood will select me with Pie 4 Life ?

 

[Itsmyshow]

You belong with the geriatrics at the Roys.

Shit, I was a geriatric when I was at the Roys, what does that make me now?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Just going to interject here with the news that Holden are being wound up by GM, don't think that sponsorship is a thing anymore

Damn you, we nearly got rid of him.

 

[Sparkle]

Oh no, that's homesickness, that was nausea from drinking the water on the bus. First and last time I'll ever make that mistake!

Ah well, there you go. Probably explains why I ended up sick on my first trip (why didn't anyone tell me about the water!)

 

[por_please_ya]

AceAndy, listening to the song contest and this song just came on:



See, I can be nice sometimes

 

[PMBangers]

News just in - philreich is PMBangers' father.

philreich hey Dad mate, when are you getting back with that milk?

 

[Sparkle]

Damn you, we nearly got rid of him.

Have you offered him to North Melbourne? They've got an eight year, eight million dollar deal gathering dust since Dusty and nearly every other free agent turned it down.

Firestarter might be able to assist with negotiations

 

[akkaps]

I'll be sh*t at it but have fun doing so lol

Dont worry, I have the same issue with the show as well.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Have you offered him to North Melbourne? They've got an eight year, eight million dollar deal gathering dust since Dusty and nearly every other free agent turned it down.

Firestarter might be able to assist with negotiations

I don’t think he’d accept the pay cut tbh

 

[por_please_ya]

sh*t, I was a geriatric when I was at the Roys, what does that make me now?

One foot in the grave?!