Competition SEASON 30 TITTYBONG CUP

[Muddiemoose]

I reckon showering with people would be reasonably safe as long as you're wearing a facemask

And thongs

I don’t **** with that tinea

 

[Barrybran]

And thongs

I don’t fu** with that tinea

Keep other people's toes out of your orifices and you should be fine

 

[VandoHawk]

Keep other people's toes out of your orifices and you should be fine

Easier said than done

 

[Muddiemoose]

Keep other people's toes out of your orifices and you should be fine

uncool man.

Don’t kink shame

 

[Barrybran]

uncool man.

Don’t kink shame

I never shamed you. What you do in the shower and who you do it with is your business. I'm merely looking out for your health and safety.

 

[T2B_]

I reckon showering with people would be reasonably safe as long as you're wearing a facemask

Or protesting. Maybe a good opportunity to protest the Boys Club? Anything for a bit of that free immunity.

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Touche Moosester, touche

 

[GremioPower]

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Rules:

• Teams will be broken into two conferences, the 'East' Conference and the 'West' Conference. The winner of the conferences will be the team that finishes on the top of the ladder. However, in the situation where there is no outright winner, the team with the higher percentage shall win their conferences. The winner of the conferences will then play in the Grand Final. The winner of this match will be declared as the premiers of the competition.
• All teams will receive one “power play”. When activated, this will give the team eight points if they win the match. A captain must activate their team's power-play either by posting in the match thread or PM, the following before the start of the match posting: “[INSERT TEAM NAME HERE] WILL USE THEIR POWER PLAY AGAINST [INSERT OPPOSITION]".
• Teams must pick one player to be their “Game Changer”. Any goal this player kicks during the match will result as a ‘Supergoal’ and will be worth nine points. Players who are named in the full forward position in their club team sheet are ineligible for this. There must be a different Game Changer for each match. Once a player has been selected, they become ineligible for the rest of the round-robin. The Game Changers for the Grand Final must be posted before the deadline selected by the President.
• Teams must only submit one team sheet.

Fixture:

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CAPTAINS PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR TEAMSHEETS/GAME CHANGERS IN THIS THREAD BY WEDNESDAY (22/7) 11.59 PM.
AceAndy Barrybran Ned_Flanders philreich Sab22 Test Tickle​

 

[Ashman OG]

Did someone say toes mmm

 

[T2B_]

 

[Test Tickle]

And thongs

I don’t fu** with that tinea

I only wear a thong when I'm playing, I peel it off before my shower.

 

[T2B_]

Did someone say toes mmm

I like how Test Tickle reacted to this. Match made in heaven!

 

[Ashman OG]

Not enough dragon gifs. yawn.

 

[GremioPower]

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Not enough dragon gifs. yawn.

 

[Muddiemoose]

I never shamed you. What you do in the shower and who you do it with is your business. I'm merely looking out for your health and safety.

Oh you weren’t shaming me... I would never **** with no feet stuff that shit is whack

 

[philreich]

What's the point in the Bears competing now? They're down like, -38 points

And it's only Monday.

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Swamprat posting tends to have that effect on people. I suspect it's the secret to their recent success.

 

[philreich]

They told me they didnt have any.

Not true - when certain of their players come onto the ground, they lose by even more. That makes them game changers .

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Swamprat posting tends to have that effect on people. I suspect it's the secret to their recent success.

That and depositing a weekly fee into Ant Bear's off shore accounts, yeah

 

[GremioPower]

That and depositing a weekly fee into Ant Bear's off shore accounts, yeah

 

[T2B_]

That and depositing a weekly fee into Ant Bear's off shore accounts, yeah

Clear favoritism then.

I heard from a small birdy that it's usually a fee AND a special favour, if ya know what I mean.

 

[GWS Goose]

I'm all caught up.
Had a few chuckles, good work team.

Are we sure we had enough jokes about t***ies and bongs, all so terrifically original it seems impossible that 43 posters would make exactly the same gag.

 

[GWS Goose]

After seeing this, I officially nominate for admin.
All awards team and individual are officially for sale. Not even going to pretend to be fair.

 

[Genghis Tron]

After seeing this, I officially nominate for admin.
All awards team and individual are officially for sale. Not even going to pretend to be fair.

The ARSE method. I like it.

 

[VandoHawk]

That and depositing a weekly fee into Ant Bear's off shore accounts, yeah

He's transitioning into his political career very nicely

 

[GremioPower]

2020 Cheech&Chong Cup

Sin City Swamprats Pre-Season Team Sheet
S30 Tittybong Cup
Matches vs West Coast Wonders/Las Vegas Bears/GF Opponent


B: edgie - Sparkle - Quadzilla

HB: Firestarter - jackster83 - MannumPower

C: Leviathan Pie - GotTheGoodes - Ant Bear

HF: akkaps - philreich - Power Raid

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - Mr39

FOLL: Rich the babe Evans - ant555 - Nunez

INT: projectv - GremioPower
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POWER PLAY

SIN CITY SWAMPRATS WILL USE THEIR POWER PLAY AGAINST WEST COAST WONDERS.

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GAME CHANGERS

Match 1: Mr39
Match 2: akkaps
GF: LukeParkerno1
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