Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: East Side Hawks vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie

[PhenomenalV1]

That's bulltish.

You mean swapping positions with 4 time club leading goalkicker PhenomenalV1 won't be a good move for the Hawks?

 

[spookism]

East Side Hawks Official Team Sheet
Round 5 vs Gold City Travoltas

B: larrikin - Shermy - NinjaSwan
HB: Agent93 - eth-dog - andleanback
C: SM - Biggie - por_please_ya
HF: Zoops - Golumless - Drunkgoliath
F: 11kgm - PhenomenalV1 - Itsmyshow
Foll: Hate - PMBangers - Chipmunk

Int: TY24 - Milera2Betts

Changes:
Biggie HBF > C
Agent93 C > HBF
PhenomenalV1 FP > FF
Itsmyshow FF > FP

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I remember when this team played in four out of five Prelim Finals in a row.
What happened?

 

[Agent93]

I remember when this team played in four out of five Prelim Finals in a row.
What happened?

We haven't been a squeaky wheel enough.

 

[Easty]

I never see or hear from him on the other days. Mondays he locks himself in the bathroom with a tub of Bega cheese slices. I've heard on Wednesdays he chucks rock at the #86 tram. Thursdays when he names the team is the only interaction we get with El Capitan.

I used to live on the #86 tram line. Hearing the rocks hit the side meant I was nearly home

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So who is the poor sucker at CHB for the Royals, and why are you considering retirement this week?

It's not tennis mate, we don't retire as easily as tennis players.

 

[Chipmunk]

I can picture it now... Biggie kicking a goal from the centre square. The crowd goes wild!!! Hawks win by 50 points!

 

[Golumless]

I remember when this team played in four out of five Prelim Finals in a row.
What happened?

You left

We just lost the motivation to lose preliminaries after that.

It's not tennis mate, we don't retire as easily as tennis players.

You say that champ, but having to come up against me is a very scary prospect. I wouldn't blame any CHB from just saying "you know what, I'm fine in the amateurs".

 

[Chipmunk]

The weekly cycle of convincing brahj to unretire begins now.

First, you gotta find him.

The, you gotta lay a trail of dog treats to get him in the room.

Then, yell at him.

 

[brahj]

The weekly cycle of convincing brahj to unretire begins now.

First, you gotta find him.

The, you gotta lay a trail of dog treats to get him in the room.

Then, yell at him.

 

[brahj]

Oh damn. I like brahj which makes me ever so slightly sad that I'm going to be the final nail in the coffin that is his SFA career.

 

[CakeEater]

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This harry?

 

[Chipmunk]

This harry?

Wowsers, that Oprah interview on Sunday will be interesting.

 

[CakeEater]

Wowsers, that Oprah interview on Sunday will be interesting.

It will be fairly unremarkleble.....

 

[Chipmunk]

It will be fairly unremarkleble.....

 

[SM]

The petty leaking to the press in the lead up to that interview is just appalling.

 

[Agent93]

It will be fairly unremarkleble.....

This is true. Princess Anne divorced in 1992 so he won't be there. Also, his title was captain.

 

[Chipmunk]

The petty leaking to the press in the lead up to that interview is just appalling.

Yeah...not sure they do PR well.

Press is on the Royals’ side atm, saying the interview should be delayed for Philip’s sake.

 

[Agent93]

The petty leaking to the press in the lead up to that interview is just appalling.

It's the saga that keeps the dream alive.

 

[CakeEater]

This is true. Princess Anne divorced in 1992 so he won't be there. Also, his title was captain.

Does your partner make you watch the crown?

 

[CakeEater]

Yeah...not sure they do PR well.

Press is on the Royals’ side atm, saying the interview should be delayed for Philip’s sake.

99 is a decent innings, far better than anything i dished up in cricket

 

[Golumless]

There will be no crushing of capitalism in this household, young man.

 

[Agent93]

Does your partner make you watch the crown?

The what now?

 

[Hate]

Wowsers, that Oprah interview on Sunday will be interesting.

My interview with brahj will be a bigger ratings hit.

What days Marlowe could not fill in about TFW earlier in the thread, brahj does.

 

[Shermy]

Who poked me? what day is it?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Official Team Sheet Of The Always Beatable Losing Winning Losing Again Streak x 2 Gold City Royals
Round 5 v The East Side Hawks



B: Noobz0r - Blacky - Danger in Texas
HB: MrPremiership - brahj - Smartys Power
C: ShaunDuggan - spookism - grumbleguts
HF: Easty - CakeEater - Ulahoopski
F: NTRabbit - The Filth Wizard - Gadzorks
Foll: GreyCrow - Marlowe - nahnah

INT: The acurate one - Paddles_

Changes

Gadzorks - C to FP
spookism - BP to C
Danger in Texas - W to BP
grumbleguts - FP to W
Easty - INT to HFF
The acurate one - HFF to INT



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