Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 5: Gold City Royals vs Dragons FFC at The Golden Throne

[DragoDelph]

I mean, I realise that royals are inbred.. but I didn’t think they’d gone so far as to devolve back into a bunch of shit slinging apes.

What is this? The Roys?

 

[T2B_]

Nah mate, where you kick the footy between the middle posts and the umpires point their index fingers towards the field of play.

Being a Royal though thats understandable that you wouldn't know what that is.

Wow Royals. you just got roasted by probably the nicest bloke in Qooty.

Just keep taking L's this week, tsk tsk.

 

[Cadsky]

Oh the irony in this statement...

 

[hotchilli]

Wow Royals. you just got roasted by probably the nicest bloke in Qooty.

Just keep taking L's this week, tsk tsk.

I am very much looking forward to a Sunday Roast Dragon.

 

[nahnah]

Wow Royals. you just got roasted by probably the nicest bloke in Qooty.

Just keep taking L's this week, tsk tsk.

It makes no sense we’ve kicked the most goals this season are you ok hotchilli are you going to survive that roast

 

[GreyCrow]

I mean, I realise that royals are inbred.. but I didn’t think they’d gone so far as to devolve back into a bunch of s**t slinging apes.

What is this? The Roys?

TedDougChris

 

[GreyCrow]

Wow Royals. you just got roasted by probably the nicest bloke in Qooty.

Just keep taking L's this week, tsk tsk.

Well well well yeah you have a nice avotar

 

[T2B_]

It makes no sense we’ve kicked the most goals this season are you ok hotchilli are you going to survive that roast

Oh? I hadn't noticed.

 

[T2B_]

Well well well yeah you have a nice avotar

I see why you got fired from that sinewriting job.

 

[hotchilli]

It makes no sense we’ve kicked the most goals this season are you ok hotchilli are you going to survive that roast

 

[hotchilli]

Oh? I hadn't noticed.

It's hard not to kick goals with the form nahnah is in this season.

 

[T2B_]

Hatchy is right though. He's due for a bag, and unfortunately you Royal bloke/blokettes are in the firing line.

Let's not forget he was equal second in the Fred last season.

 

[nahnah]

It's hard not to kick goals with the form nahnah is in this season.

 

[nahnah]

Hatchy is right though. He's due for a bag, and unfortunately you Royal bloke/blokettes are in the firing line.

Let's not forget he was equal second in the Fred last season.

‘Due for a bag’ = he’s been shit so far

 

[hotchilli]

Hatchy is right though. He's due for a bag, and unfortunately you Royal bloke/blokettes are in the firing line.

Let's not forget he was equal second in the Fred last season.

Oh I don't doubt the quality of Hatchy, I just think he will need to wait till round 6 for his bag.

 

[T2B_]

‘Due for a bag’ = he’s been s**t so far

Okay now I hope he not only kicks a bag, I hope he tea-'bags' you as well

 

[hotchilli]

Okay now I hope he not only kicks a bag, I hope he tea-'bags' you as well

 

[nahnah]

Okay now I hope he not only kicks a bag, I hope he tea-'bags' you as well

Hope the tea bagging isn’t tied to kicking a bag

 

[GreyCrow]

Hatchy is right though. He's due for a bag, and unfortunately you Royal bloke/blokettes are in the firing line.

Let's not forget he was equal second in the Fred last season.

So third

 

[krakouers]

grumbleguts and I could have a Face off

 

[T2B_]

So third

 

[krakouers]

If Eric the Eel was cloned 19 times to create a qooty team...this would be it.

I am insulted….
I have more than a passing resemblance to Eddie the eagle…

 

[krakouers]

Now that’s a team I can post 5 more times to.

5?!

 

[grumbleguts]

Has everybody here taken comedy classes from philreich? What's with the outbreak of s**t puns?

FFS I was doing comedy professionally before philreich had ever seen a computer. He knows I'm funnier. (when I say professionally, I got paid $1000 a night to do standup for a bout a week when another bloke got sick.)

 

[Bianconeri]

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet
Season 35, Round 5 vs Dragons FFC

B: Lomas / MrPremiership / RilesMacca
HB: weltschmerz / Memphis / Camros2
C: hotchilli / Kapow!!! / Membling
HF: grumbleguts / SarahSmiles / Ulahoopski
F: Bianconeri / nahnah / krakouers
FOLL: GreyCrow / CakeEater / Cadsky
INT: Golumless / Smartys Power

Changes:
gouki88 HFF > OUT
grumbleguts BP > HFF
RilesMacca OUT > BP
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Such a strong side, some much competition for spots!