Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 12 - Sin City Swamprats v West Coast Wonders @ Underground Stadium

[philreich]

philreich thought of you
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If I had a dollar for every maths test I've failed, I'd have $12.70.

 

[DenieD]

If I had a dollar for every maths test I've failed, I'd have $12.70.

Math question: If Phil had 12 apples and Ken had 13, but 5 of those were shared between them. How many apples would it take for Swamprats to win on the weekend?

 

[HARPSichord]

Math question: If Phil had 12 apples and Ken had 13, but 5 of those were shared between them. How many apples would it take for Swamprats to win on the weekend?

 

[BloodySwan]

Math question: If Phil had 12 apples and Ken had 13, but 5 of those were shared between them. How many apples would it take for Swamprats to win on the weekend?

 

[BloodySwan]

Game day! Hopefully we're not too rusty from the bye

 

[philreich]

Math question: If Phil had 12 apples and Ken had 13, but 5 of those were shared between them. How many apples would it take for Swamprats to win on the weekend?

Think of a number between 1 and 10.































Double it.














Add 3.















Double it again.













Subtract the first number you thought of.















Now close your eyes.















Dark, isn't it. .

 

[GotTheGoodes]

So it seems K-Pop aficionado and ‘Stage Door Johnny‘, Kennedy Parker is at the Hordern Pavilion queuing for autographs and photos. Apparently* XG have yet to turn for their sound check.

Fun fact. Despite being a K-Pop group, the band have no Korean rellos. They are Japanese women. Apparently* one has an Australian dad.

Less than fun fact: The members were effectively imprisoned training in a Korean talent factory for four or five years before the XG brand was launched. Apparently* this is quite common in K-Popville. For me it is simply a musical version of human trafficking.

Should Clod be enabling this exploitation?

I'm confused... What does this have to do with Deano #thedifference Towers?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm confused... What does this have to do with Deano #thedifference Towers?

Apparently* everything.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Math question: If Phil had 12 apples and Ken had 13, but 5 of those were shared between them. How many apples would it take for Swamprats to win on the weekend?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Apparently* everything.

And I repeat....

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Think of a number between 1 and 10.































Double it.














Add 3.















Double it again.













Subtract the first number you thought of.















Now close your eyes.















Dark, isn't it. .

 

[ClarkeM]

Smells like gameday or am I just near a sewerage plant?

 

[ClarkeM]

Think of a number between 1 and 10.































Double it.














Add 3.















Double it again.













Subtract the first number you thought of.















Now close your eyes.















Dark, isn't it. .

I only got to the close eyes bit. When can we open?

 

[philreich]

I only got to the close eyes bit. When can we open?

When the Wonders win a flag.

 

[jackster83]

Game day Rats!

Let's make it six in a row!

 

[HARPSichord]

Game day Wonders!

Let's ruin their six in a row!

 

[jackster83]

Game day Wonders!

Let's ruin their six in a row!

Party pooper.

 

[ClarkeM]

When the Wonders win a flag.

Which one? We’ve won 5…

 

[philreich]

Which one? We’ve won 5…

Next one. Too late anyway - you already opened your eyes......

 

[ClarkeM]

Next one. Too late anyway - you already opened your eyes......

I had the proctologist put both hands on my shoulders

 

[Wosh]

Hi guys and gals, I’ll be posting your game at 3:30pm
Conditions for this match are RAINY

philreich jackster83 Kennedy Parker okeydoke7 Rodney Dangerfield BloodySwan
HARPSichord AnUltimateRessie DenieD MayTheNorthBeWithU damicky ClarkeM

dogs105

 

[dogs105]

Hi guys and gals, I’ll be posting your game at 3:30pm
Conditions for this match are RAINY

philreich jackster83 Kennedy Parker okeydoke7 Rodney Dangerfield BloodySwan
HARPSichord AnUltimateRessie DenieD MayTheNorthBeWithU damicky ClarkeM

dogs105

Hi Wosh!

 

[dogs105]

Next one. Too late anyway - you already opened your eyes......

Hey philreich.

Why did the turtle crawl under the gate and run away?

 

[dogs105]

Party pooper.

One should never be a party pooper.


Hosts generally have enough to clean up after a party. Poop in your own toilet.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Keep that train roaring through Swampies!
I’d be getting off the ****ing track if I were the other mob.