Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[Tonga Bob]

Did you just whip the graphic up or did you have it lying around for a rainy day?

Wasp Round has been a fixture for eight seasons I'll have you know.

 

[HARPSichord]

Wasp Round has been a fixture for eight seasons I'll have you know.

I wish I knew of it's existence earlier, it is now my favourite round.

 

[Ocha905]

BRUH. FINE!

Sheesh, sensitive much about these wasps, huh?

I was only enlightened about it last night.

Official Match Thread - S29 Round 5 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

When is game day these days? We're all keen to read about your exploit this game too rook Welcome to the League pal

www.bigfooty.com

 

[King Tenz]

"Whoa", "brah", "bro" ... I'm detecting a trend here, are you American?

Nah bruh. Tru blu Australian who spends a bit too much time on Twitter around seppo campaigners.

 

[Dinsdale]

I wish I knew of it's existence earlier, it is now my favourite round.

 

[King Tenz]

A wasted vote I'm sorry to say but thanks anyway! grumbleguts would back me on this I'm sure. #Teamgralinandnotgralin

I'd give myself the Earnest Kiss Ass medal though

Bruh, if I'm not voting for Gralin and not voting for you... Then who TF am I voting for?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nah bruh. Tru blu Australian who spends a bit too much time on Twitter around seppo campaigners.

The sheer disrespect for Seppo here. smh my head

 

[King Tenz]

Can't wait to trade damicky for you in the midseason trade period.

The Dragons would never take him, we'd need a 3rd team and some draft picks to get it done.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bruh, if I'm not voting for Gralin and not voting for you... Then who TF am I voting for?

Abstain. It's the Wonders way.

 

[King Tenz]

Did you know that the Japanese bees can swarm an invading wasp, and start vibrating like mad, causing heat, and literally cooking the wasp to death. They can survive the heat, the wasp cannot.

Interesting.

It appears I have wondered into a #waspfacts thread.

Here's one for you: wasps scare the shit out of me.

 

[Dinsdale]

Bruh, if I'm not voting for Gralin and not voting for you... Then who TF am I voting for?

What's the point of the Eka? Is it a nacronym?

 

[Ocha905]

Bruh, if I'm not voting for Gralin and not voting for you... Then who TF am I voting for?

You're new right? Give yourself a well earned pat on the back.

I also hear a Bomber newbie has set tongues wagging with their introduction of Fatima the sexy camel if that's your thing.

 

[HARPSichord]

Interesting.

It appears I have wondered into a #waspfacts thread.

Here's one for you: wasps scare the s**t out of me.

Me and you both, brother. What vicious creatures. Imagine if they were the size of small dogs.

 

[Dinsdale]

Interesting.

It appears I have wondered into a #waspfacts thread.

Here's one for you: wasps scare the s**t out of me.

I also feared wasps, especially after smashing a hive and being chased by a million of them, so I recited the litany against fear:

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration."

It goes on further if you are still alive and fearful...

 

[Ocha905]

Just more wasp content.

 

[Tonga Bob]

A wasp sting can be treated with deodorant containing aluminium. If you're in the US though you're f*cked as they don't have aluminium there. They have aluminum.

They also love shooting each other. The Yanks, not the Wasps.

puts finger to earpiece

This just in... WASPs like shooting people in the US as well.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

You can thank old mate Cubs2Lions.

Bro tagged me in here, now I ain't leaving.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Me and you both, brother. What vicious creatures. Imagine if they were the size of small dogs.

What would be worse - 1000 wasp-sized hippopotamuses or a hippopotamus-sized wasp?

 

[Dinsdale]

Just more wasp content.

"Social" as in will attack in masses rather than alone.

 

[King Tenz]

What's the point of the Eka? Is it a nacronym?

Shit I dunno. Some campaigner made it up I think, who'd want to win one of those things anyway?

Sounds nerdy.

 

[damicky]

He's a fan of a 'y'all' every now and then too.

KT is Braklet ’s alt

 

[Tonga Bob]

"Social" as in will attack in masses rather than alone.

YOUTH PASTOR BOB: you know who else liked attacking in masses?

 

[King Tenz]

introduction of Fatima the sexy camel

Soz, but what the absolute **** are you talking about

 

[Tonga Bob]

s**t I dunno. Some campaigner made it up I think, who'd want to win one of those things anyway?

Sounds nerdy.

There's hope for you yet.

 

[Dinsdale]

YOUTH PASTOR BOB: you know who else liked attacking in masses?

More wasps?