Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[Tonga Bob]

More wasps?

Sure, why not?

 

[HARPSichord]

s**t I dunno. Some campaigner made it up I think, who'd want to win one of those things anyway?

Sounds nerdy.

Cop that MayTheNorthBeWithU. Massive nerd.

 

[King Tenz]

KT is Braklet ’s alt

No. Nope, nope, nope. No. Nah.

I ain't some bitch 2nd account. Although Braklet is cool af.

I'm me. I ride solo baby.

I ride this account out to the bitter end my friend. No 2nd accounts, none of that shit.

 

[Ocha905]

Soz, but what the absolute * are you talking about

To be honest idk where I came across it. We haven't even played Baghdad yet. Pugsley what's the deal with Fatima the camel?

s**t I dunno. Some campaigner made it up I think, who'd want to win one of those things anyway?

Sounds nerdy.

Exactly. I'm here for a laugh and to see if the Wazza's can break the sim curse.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Another Wasp Fact: Wasps feed their young meat. Or cheese in a pinch.

That's it. That's the fact.

 

[Dinsdale]

Sure, why not?

Well there are 12,000 odd species in Australia, so it's pretty likely

 

[Pugsley]

To be honest idk where I came across it. We haven't even played Baghdad yet. Pugsley what's the deal with Fatima the camel?

Exactly. I'm here for a laugh and to see if the Wazza's can break the sim curse.

She is loved and is a prize camel

 

[Tonga Bob]

She is loved and is a prize camel

What are your views on wasps?

 

[HARPSichord]

She is loved and is a prize camel

 

[Pugsley]

What are your views on wasps?

Catch them in a jar and you can have hours of fun watching the angry buggers.

 

[Tonga Bob]

GET THAT ASS HUMPY!

 

[Pugsley]

That's when she attacked Grav.

 

[Ocha905]

Parasitic wasps are the worst. They inject their eggs into a host such as an insect, spider or even another wasp. When the larvae hatch they eat their way out via the helpless host.

#waspfacts

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

s**t I dunno. Some campaigner made it up I think, who'd want to win one of those things anyway?

Sounds nerdy.

Cop that MayTheNorthBeWithU. Massive nerd.

 

[Pugsley]

CursingFijian where you at brother?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Parasitic wasps are the worst. They inject their eggs into a host such as an insect, spider or even another wasp. When the larvae hatch they eat their way out via the helpless host.

#waspfacts

Coincidentally that's also what happened to the previous two Wonders co-captains. Or was it three?

 

[Tonga Bob]

CursingFijian where you at brother?

Still celebrating the Wallaby bashing last weekend. He'll be along soon enough.

 

[damicky]

What are your views on wasps?

I only like European ones

Does that make me racist?

 

[Freofalcon]

Not enough wasp talk. I blame King Tenz who, if posting was a race, has impressively lapped the competition.

Like our hero of the round Dinsdale I have also crossed paths with a wasp nest. Fortunately though I was with a psycho farmer mate (who I mentioned in round 3 I think) who had an explosive solution which I'm not liable to detail any further.

I just run away, squealing, whilst throwing my wife and kids at the wasps

 

[Tonga Bob]

I only like European ones

Does that make me racist?

A little, yeah.

 

[Dinsdale]

I just run away, squealing, whilst throwing my wife and kids at the wasps

You need a litany against fear:

"I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

 

[HARPSichord]

I only like European ones

Does that make me racist?

What are your thoughts on European and African swallows?

 

[Grav]

That's when she attacked Grav.

Fortunately it was only a flesh wound.

 

[Freofalcon]

You need a litany against fear:

"I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

Only I will remain.

That’s the idea behind throwing my family at the danger.

 

[Dinsdale]

What are your thoughts on European and African swallows?

One is migratory, one isn't, and neither can carry a coconut