Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[HARPSichord]

It's well known that dogs love cheese

But does Cheese love dogs105?

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's well known that dogs love cheese

Dogs also love licking their own arses.

 

[Dinsdale]

Dogs also love licking their own arses.

hmmm...they do it because they can, not because they love it !

 

[Tonga Bob]

hmmm...they do it because they can, not because they love it !

Nah that's their balls.

Speaking of, I saw HARPSichord & MayTheNorthBeWithU watching a dog lick his balls the other day. Harps said to North "I wish I could do that" and North replied "Dunno mate, I think he might bite you".

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Nah that's their balls.

Speaking of, I saw HARPSichord & MayTheNorthBeWithU watching a dog lick his balls the other day. Harps said to North "I wish I could do that" and North replied "Dunno mate, I think he might bite you".

 

[Tonga Bob]

True story!

 

[CursingFijian]

damicky tagged me.

That whascally whabbit, he can whack white off.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

True story!

That whascally whabbit, he can whack white off.

 

[Ocha905]

I conveniently forgot to mention my traitorous following of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in US college sports.



kinda sorta #waspfacts

 

[Ocha905]

That whascally whabbit, he can whack white off.

It was actually me but let’s not let facts get in the way of tearing a Wonder to shreds.

 

[pantskyle]

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Morning Wazzas, time to hear about our opponents this week.

We actually have two opponents in round 8 (three if you include King Tenz but he's opposing everyone), the Wondders and wasps as this is Wasp Round. So it seems only fitting that I present two songs to you to cover both opponents.

I'll start with the opponent that provides us with the greater threat - the wasps. There is a children's song about wasps that has some handy xylophone work (or it could be a glockenspiel, I can never pick the sound of them apart), but most of us are adults here so imma take you back to the 1980's and hair metal. There were some pretty loose operators back then, and one of the loosest was a band called W.A.S.P. Here's some of their work, please consider.



So that just about wraps it up for ano- oh yeah, our hosts. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.


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I'd rather not.

 

[pantskyle]

So this is your gimmick? Pop up and say anybody?

Unique.

I'm not the type of poster to have a gimmick unfortunately.

Happy to have one though.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'd rather not.

oh ok then, you're excused

 

[Pugsley]

It's well known that dogs love cheese

When they don't give me irritable bowels

 

[HARPSichord]

Nah that's their balls.

Speaking of, I saw HARPSichord & MayTheNorthBeWithU watching a dog lick his balls the other day. Harps said to North "I wish I could do that" and North replied "Dunno mate, I think he might bite you".

You're lucky you got that for free. We make bank on OnlyBalls with that content.

 

[Agent93]

A Corgi crossed with another breed looks like a Corgi cosplaying as that other breed.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You're lucky you got that for free. We make bank on OnlyBalls with that content.

Ah, you see I just renewed my subscription to ScrotHub.

 

[Tonga Bob]

A Corgi crossed with another breed looks like a Corgi cosplaying as that other breed.

I wonder if the Queen's corgis were buried alive with her when she died? Royals are f*cked up like that.

 

[pantskyle]

I wonder if the Queen's corgis were buried alive with her when she died? Royals are f*cked up like that.

They were.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

So this is your gimmick? Pop up and say anybody?

Unique.

gotta get those post quotas up somehow

 

[Tonga Bob]

gotta get those post quotas up somehow

King Tenz has a post quota in here?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

King Tenz has a post quota in here?

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he has been asked to never post in a wonders thread again if that counts as a quota

 

[Tonga Bob]

he has been asked to never post in a wonders thread again if that counts as a quota

How's that working out for you?

 

[damicky]

Uncanny. I was just thinking what a dog's breakfast this thread has become.

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These dogs had wasps for breakfast and they seem pretty pleased with themselves.

dogs105 BallaratBulldog - what did you have for breakfast this morning?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

How's that working out for you?

feels like teenage rebellion