Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 9 - Mount Buller Demons v Gumbies FFC @ Snow Dome

[Barrybran]

But what's your record since okeydoke7 was moved to CHB?

I don't know. I can't say that I knew okeydoke7 played at CHB. He was all like "I'm going to kick 1,000 goals" and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals and then the season ended and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals again and then we all laughed in Tarks and then okeydoke7 kicked 1,000 goals and I don't know what happened after that because the Swamprats stole Rodney Dangerfield to replace Ant Bear and we were all sad.

 

[Headless]

I don't know. I can't say that I knew okeydoke7 played at CHB. He was all like "I'm going to kick 1,000 goals" and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals and then the season ended and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals again and then we all laughed in Tarks and then okeydoke7 kicked 1,000 goals and I don't know what happened after that because the Swamprats stole Rodney Dangerfield to replace Ant Bear and we were all sad.

And now Rodney Dangerfield is being outdone by me, Headless!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

So a normal week for us then?

I would never suggest such a thing about one of the more foundational clubs of the competition.

If you were still the Direwolves however…

Surely this gets a run on Tarkymetrics!

I’ve amended all metrics so I win.

And with my performances this season that has taken a hell of a lot of manipulation.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I don't know. I can't say that I knew okeydoke7 played at CHB. He was all like "I'm going to kick 1,000 goals" and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals and then the season ended and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals again and then we all laughed in Tarks and then okeydoke7 kicked 1,000 goals and I don't know what happened after that because the Swamprats stole Rodney Dangerfield to replace Ant Bear and we were all sad.

A history of the SFA in less time than it takes to read the first three lines of okey’s CV

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I would also like to acknowledge in advance all the Tarks posts that I missed last week. It was a busy week and I let you all down. It will happen again

 

[Barrybran]

I would never suggest such a thing about one of the more foundational clubs of the competition.

If you were still the Direwolves however…

I can confirm that the Direwolves' posting stats are horrific. ZERO posts until last week when DragoDelph joined the club. AND HE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! He was posting with the Gumbies all week.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I can confirm that the Direwolves' posting stats are horrific. ZERO posts until last week when DragoDelph joined the club. AND HE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! He was posting with the Gumbies all week.

It’s incredible that a poorly thought out competition like the meaningless Sweet FA reserves could have such a negative impact on the competition, yet here we are

 

[moginie]

And my dear half-forward buddy, moginie

And a very good morning to you too!

 

[manangatang]

A match thread?

 

[manangatang]

Good evening Headless. Last weekend it was DragoDelph on his tour of the clubs. I'm sure manangatang and I can come to terms though if you are seeking a mid-season trade to the Direwolves.

I can come to a lot of things, but not to terms. Particularly in this regard.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

A match thread?

It’s almost embarrassing how obsessed with us the league is

 

[moginie]

You’d be interested to know we have a perfect record in threads where we make more than 60% of the posts. It’s been fun talking but I really could use complete Gumby silence

I'm testing this theory.

If it's correct, more otter spam.

If it isn't, more otter spam until it is correct.

 

[manangatang]

It’s almost embarrassing how obsessed with is the league is

It's kind of cringe Tarks, I have to agree.

 

[manangatang]

Why am I imagining Gralin seeing my post above and quickly grabbing the YouTube link to Headless Prevails?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'm testing this theory.

If it's correct, more otter spam.

If it isn't, more otter spam until it is correct.

I wholeheartedly endorse this approach. Release the otters

 

[Gralin]

A match thread?

No it's an otter appreciation thread and fund raiser for the new Mount Buller Otter Sanctuary, we need somewhere safe from sante for the otters to live, he keeps trying to eat them

 

[Tarkyn_24]

It's kind of cringe Tarks, I have to agree.

I hope you mean “cringe, Tarks” and not “cringe Tarks”.

PS thank you for capturing my typo and enshrining it in your quote for immorality.

 

[moginie]

I wholeheartedly endorse this approach. Release the otters

 

[Gralin]

Why am I imagining Gralin seeing my post above and quickly grabbing the YouTube link to Headless Prevails?

I have no idea why you would imagine that manangatang

 

[manangatang]

I hope you mean “cringe, Tarks” and not “cringe Tarks”.

PS thank you for capturing my typo and enshrining it in your quote for immorality.

As for my intentions, I'll leave the interpretation up to you and the wider posting community.

With regards to your typo, you're most welcome. I relish the opportunity to even further immortalise an already immortal Sweet F.A. player!

 

[Gralin]

As for my intentions, I'll leave the interpretation up to you and the wider posting community.

With regards to your typo, you're most welcome. I relish the opportunity to even further immortalise an already immortal Sweet F.A. player!

you could just tag Hate you know

 

[okeydoke7]

I don't know. I can't say that I knew okeydoke7 played at CHB. He was all like "I'm going to kick 1,000 goals" and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals and then the season ended and then he didn't kick 1,000 goals again and then we all laughed in Tarks and then okeydoke7 kicked 1,000 goals and I don't know what happened after that because the Swamprats stole Rodney Dangerfield to replace Ant Bear and we were all sad.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

 

[cats_09]

I'm testing this theory.

If it's correct, more otter spam.

If it isn't, more otter spam until it is correct.

More otters it is then

And what goes up must come down

 

[moginie]

More otters it is then

And what goes up must come down

The top GIF looks like an otter commando mission.

 

[sausageroll]

1. They use a coles bottle of lime juice in their margaritas instead of fresh lime.
2. Hand washing is optional after using a bathroom.

This club sounds like a perfect fit for Tarkyn_24

• Their wifi password is "password1"

Idiots! It should be a capital P

• They make you pay an additional 20 cents for a packet of tomato sauce.

WTF?!?