Official Match Thread Season 37, First Elimination Final: West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears at The Colosseum

[Pamcake1]

Is this a Jack Sparrow thread now?

I think so

Just picking up fresh supplies and the back office staff be right with you.

 

[Pamcake1]

Madeira (Portuguese island), then I'm off to Morocco where I'll be heading all over. Everyone is welcome, I'll catch you all at Gnaoua Festival in Essaouria on the 27th of June.

I'm green eyed, I've always wanted to go to Essaouria.
And the new Musee Yves Saint Laurent in Marrekesh, that has recently opened in his house would be on my itinerary.
You lucky duck even if you're a swan by name.

A museum entirely devoted to the work of the legendary fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent in Marrakech, Morocco. - Yves Saint Laurent Marrakech museum

A museum entirely devoted to the work of the legendary fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent in Marrakech, Morocco.

www.museeyslmarrakech.com

 

[Millky95]

I'm heading overseas next week so it's lucky that the only final of the Wonders Premiership run I'll be here for is with my favourite team, the checks thread title Las Vegas Bears

You're welcome

 

[RonnieRaven]

I guess that just means more snacks for us Bears. I don't think Cap wants to share anyway.

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About that.
Ronnie went a bit heavy in the sizzler toilets last Sunday.
Team supplies are at all time low
Tony could you please Reinvest in the fun stuff.
Post game party this week is going to be off the charts.

 

[Millky95]

Okay thanks. How's things?

Not too bad. Long week at work though. You?

 

[BFew]

Post game party this week is going to be off the charts

We also party hard when we lose must win matches.

 

[RonnieRaven]

We also party hard when we lose must win matches.

I’m glad you’ve got practice.
I’ll donate a 5lt Berri Estate fruity gordo mosell to your sad Monday

 

[ClarkeM]

Can I just say it’s nice to be back in the finals, again.

 

[tony]

About that.
Ronnie went a bit heavy in the sizzler toilets last Sunday.
Team supplies are at all time low
Tony could you please Reinvest in the fun stuff.
Post game party this week is going to be off the charts.

The next shipment is already on its way, you will have so much of the stuff you won't know what to do with it all.

 

[MWPP]

Beware Barefaced Bears Bearing Unbearable Berries.

Try saying that fast multiple times in a row.

I’m trying imagine how Berries could be Unbearable…

Has someone on your team been trying to poison you?

 

[Cap]

Hi Cap

 

[MWPP]

Those wires look like they could break any moment from sheer strength alone

If I look a certain way I can make out the shit in the woods too

 

[BFew]

I’m trying imagine how Berries could be Unbearable…

Has someone on your team been trying to poison you?

I hope not.

The berries were just the last ingredient to a great big bears themed tongue twister.

 

[MWPP]

About that.
Ronnie went a bit heavy in the sizzler toilets last Sunday.
Team supplies are at all time low
Tony could you please Reinvest in the fun stuff.
Post game party this week is going to be off the charts.

And until now I was unfairly blaming Jezmiester40 ’s disappearance , but turns out it was you all along

Ruor has it that there are already some festivities being planned for this weekend…

When Test Tickle is in charge of the “catering”, nothing can go wrong

 

[Pamcake1]

I hope not.

The berries were just the last ingredient to a great big bears themed tongue twister.

Stay away from the Bears Bfew....they have worms:

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/05/27/health/black-bear-kabobs-trichinellosis/index.html?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc

 

[Cap]

Those wires look like they could break any moment from sheer strength alone

If I look a certain way I can make out the shit in the woods too

The wires are for aesthetics only.

Yeah don't look too closely.....bit a bit heavy on the carbs getting ready for finals.

 

[Pamcake1]

About that.
Ronnie went a bit heavy in the sizzler toilets last Sunday.
Team supplies are at all time low
Tony could you please Reinvest in the fun stuff.
Post game party this week is going to be off the charts.

The bears who like to get high:​

Russian bears who are so addicted to aviation fuel they sniff it until they pass out

The brown bears sniff kerosene and gasoline from containers left in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve in the far east of Russia, before digging a shallow hole and lying in a 'nirvana' position.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Millky95]

Can I just say it’s nice to be back in the finals, again.

We are glad to give you a week of it

 

[Pamcake1]

WONDERS Instructional tutorial.
The Bearing of the Bear #101

Who the Bears think they are:


Who the Bears actually are:


Bear facts for Wonders:
Historically likes to dance for money on the street.
Likes honey coated Piglet and Pooh Sticks.
Historically located attached to Sebastian Flyte.
Roosevelt is not their last name.
Can generally be found inhabiting pillows in childrens bedrooms and kindergartens.
Fur is often unhygenically coated in child slobber and sticky unidentified matter, do not cuddle.
Do not poke as they can growl.
Often known as 'Care Bears' they actually don't care at all.
It's winter which means they are very sleepy and getting ready to hibernate.

 

[por_please_ya]

Hi por_please_ya

Hi cousin!

 

[Pamcake1]

WONDERS Instructional tutorial 2.

See below Bear propaganda poster.
You might see these around on Sweet lamp posts of late, the Bears are campaining hard and attempting to talk up their suposed strengths but they are only interested in filling thier hot water bottles, plumping their pillows and stealing your eye mask.
We know they are actually getting ready for the big long sleep.

 

[dogs105]

Hi cousin!

Just don't tell Bigfooty we're German...

 

[ClarkeM]

We are glad to give you a week of it

Come home to the Wonders babe.

 

[Chipmunk]

WONDERS Instructional tutorial.
The Bearing of the Bear #101

Who the Bears think they are:
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Who the Bears actually are:
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Bear facts for Wonders:
Historically likes to dance for money on the street.
Likes honey coated Piglet and Pooh Sticks.
Historically located attached to Sebastian Flyte.
Roosevelt is not their last name.
Can generally be found inhabiting pillows in childrens bedrooms and kindergartens.
Fur is often unhygenically coated in child slobber and sticky unidentified matter, do not cuddle.
Do not poke as they can growl.
Often known as 'Care Bears' they actually don't care at all.
It's winter which means they are very sleepy and getting ready to hibernate.

That’s more flexible in that pic than I’d expect - Ill take it!

 

[Millky95]

Come home to the Wonders babe.

Is it home if I have never been there?