Official Match Thread Season 37, First Semi Final: Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears at The Golden Throne [MOTR]

[nahnah]

What a win!
Bad luck bears, always next season unless Clarkey shuts down the league

 

[grumbleguts]

My wife sent me down to the corner shop to buy some deodorant. When I brought it back and put it on the kitchen table, she says to me, "You know we use a roll on deodorant, but you've brought back a stick deodorant. I don't even know how to use a stick deodorant."

I replied, "Well read the instructions."

She did - the instructions read, "Remove cap, push up bottom."

Poor thing could hardly walk, but she made a whole room smell like a pine forest when she farted!!!

my wife did the same thing with lipstick when it said twist up bottom.

 

[thewizardmelon]

4 : 23.49 {C} - Test Tickle wins the tap decisively.
4 : 23.57 {C} - Art Vandelay_ with some space now.
4 : 24.01 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 24.06 {lHFF} - Tommycash uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 24.1 {lHFF} - So Tommycash ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.14 {lHFF} - Tommycash is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 24.18 {rHBF} - With the ball is Bianconeri.
4 : 24.22 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to Cadsky. As good as a kick.
4 : 24.27 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 24.3 {lHBF} - MrPremiership can't take it.
4 : 24.34 {rHFF} - Millky95 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 24.38 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 24.43 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Tandy.
4 : 24.47 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Tommycash.
4 : 24.51 {lHFF} - Tommycash and Bianconeri both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 24.55 {lHFF} - Tommycash weaves through the congestion.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals : 16.10.106
Las Vegas Bears : 14.12.96
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Match Over!

 

[Nothing]

Well done Royals. Brenton Davy if you could kick it between the big sticks next week.

Enjoy the beers bears.

 

[Shadow Man]

Well played Royals and good luck for the remainder, will tip one up in your honour...
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[Ulahoopski]

Wow!

That was tense. Hard luck Bears, it was a fun week. Enjoy your Mad Monday and good luck next season. Thanks philreich for resisting the temptation to walk the dog in the last quarter.

PISS UP TIME!!!

Wait, were we off the piss?

 

[JoseMourinho]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SO CLOSE

 

[hotchilli]

Winner winner, bad luck Bears.

 

[CakeEater]

Thanks Bears for the great week.

Heck yes Royals Prelim bound we are

 

[Matera92]

AFL's shit.
SFA's shit

I'm off to big cricket to cheer on Davey Warner's late career renaissance.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bad luck Bears.

 

[Cadsky]

Thank you Bears for a great week. Your mob is always great to come up against. I won't bother tagging any of you because if I tagged those I enjoyed this week I'd have to tag half your team. Bad luck on the result. It would have been awesome to up against you in the big dance.

Royals. Great to be back on the winners list. Now onto the Old Boys. But first, off to the pub!

 

[Nothing]

Bad luck Bears.

Bad News Bears

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

go all the way and make us look good, Royals <3

 

[Nothing]

 

[Brenton Davy]

go all the way and make us look good, Royals <3

Would be our pleasure

 

[Raz]

Hmm hardly suitable for big footy forum. . Should he full of umpires errors , conspiracy of the league hating the bears . The ground was prepped to allow royals style

 

[Smartys Power]

Thanks for the week Bears.

Well done Royals. I would have cried if we went out in straight sets.

Smartys Power I still love you.

I also still love me.

 

[Footypie32]

Hmm hardly suitable for big footy forum. . Should he full of umpires errors , conspiracy of the league hating the bears . The ground was prepped to allow royals style

Oh yes, you'll fit in well at the Furies.



Now...

 

[Footypie32]

I also still love me.

Just try and keep it to twice a day.

 

[Raz]

Oh yes, you'll fit in well at the Furies.



Now...

Hmm furies recruitment was all a conspiracy !

 

[Cadsky]

Hmm furies recruitment was all a conspiracy !

 

[Footypie32]

Hmm furies recruitment was all a conspiracy !

 

[Raz]

Will spend off season getting into shape

Now round is a shape !

 

[RookiePick]

I reject this reality and substitute my own.