Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne

[James Colorado]

Better than the dumpster out the back of the hippodrome maybe?

That's why I'm captain

 

[Cadsky]

That's why I'm captain

Not what I heard

 

[Brenton Davy]

Please be careful.

Some of the Furies never read Where Did I Come From?

They're not privy to such things.

That’s a sad reflection on the Sweet FA…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Does Cadsky still think he is top s**t?

He does ‘cos he is

 

[crazywildhorse]

Please be careful.

Some of the Furies never read Where Did I Come From?

They're not privy to such things.

I have massive childhood trauma from having my parents read it to me.

 

[Footypie32]

I have massive childhood trauma from having my parents read it to me.

I imagine the equine version is more graphic.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I imagine the equine version is more graphic.

Oh God!

Don’t start them on THAT!!!

 

[grumbleguts]

Did they try and push you back in?

Funnily enough, when teaching reproduction we had to show year ten students full frontal childbirth on video. The kids would sit there thanking God they hadn't eaten lunch.

Then I'd show the video in reverse, and a new born baby would be swallowed by a woman's nether regions. Suddenly the miracle of child birth just seemed so mundane by comparison.

 

[crazywildhorse]

I imagine the equine version is more graphic.

Oh God!

Don’t start them on THAT!!!

 

[hotchilli]

Don't mind a bit of mint

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Still better than the usual Furies persona…

 

[James Colorado]

Funnily enough, when teaching reproduction we had to show year ten students full frontal childbirth on video. The kids would sit there thanking God they hadn't eaten lunch.

Then I'd show the video in reverse, and a new born baby would be swallowed by a woman's nether regions. Suddenly the miracle of child birth just seemed so mundane by comparison.

I remember that video!!

My teacher didn't show it in reverse, though.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I remember that video!!

My teacher didn't show it in reverse, though.

When I went to school we didn’t have video for sex ed. We had to make do with still photos…

 

[GreyCrow]

My wife said to me what starts with F and ends in K

I said no it doesnt

 

[GreyCrow]

I had twin daughters

I named one Kate

And the other duplicate

 

[Cadsky]

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet
S37, RD 12 Vs Fuzz Ballz

B: hotchilli / grumbleguts / Memphis
HB: Bianconeri / nahnah / MrPremiership
C: krakouers / Zevon / Footypie32
HF: Nothing / CakeEater / Ulahoopski
F: Pedro / Brenton Davy / Cadsky
FOLL: GreyCrow / SarahSmiles / Membling
INT: Kapow!!! / Smartys Power

CHANGES

Membling FP > RO
Cadsky RO > FP
gouki88 HBF > OUT
Kapow!!! OUT > INT
MrPremiership INT > HBF​

 

[Cadsky]

Restricted Free Agent i cant tag you in the team sheet anymore

 

[James Colorado]

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Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet
S37, RD 12 Vs Fuzz Ballz

B: hotchilli / grumbleguts / Memphis
HB: Bianconeri / nahnah / MrPremiership
C: krakouers / Zevon / Footypie32
HF: Nothing / CakeEater / Ulahoopski
F: Pedro / Brenton Davy / Cadsky
FOLL: GreyCrow / SarahSmiles / Membling
INT: Kapow!!! / Smartys Power

CHANGES

Membling FP > RO
Cadsky RO > FP
gouki88 HBF > OUT
Kapow!!! OUT > INT
MrPremiership INT > HBF​

Two exceedingly sexy teams going at it this week. If conditions are muddy...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Restricted Free Agent i cant tag you in the team sheet anymore

I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive me

 

[Footypie32]

Restricted Free Agent i cant tag you in the team sheet anymore

Why?

 

[James Colorado]

Because Brenton Davy seems to be feeling a little left out...here's the dessert we'll be bringing

 

[Zevon]

Restricted Free Agent i cant tag you in the team sheet anymore

I don’t seem to be able to tag Zevon either

Zevon
Zevon
Zevon

There, see, no matter what I try it doesn’t work

 

[Membling]

I don’t seem to be able to tag Zevon either

Zevon
Zevon
Zevon

There, see, no matter what I try it doesn’t work

Bloody mary... bloody mary...

 

[Brenton Davy]

Because Brenton Davy seems to be feeling a little left out...here's the dessert we'll be bringing


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sigh

 

[nahnah]

Get out of my way - I didnt get this fat by sharing choc mints

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I use to inhale 6-10 of those a night