Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Kilroy]

Prefer a good limerick, pity this isn't one of them ...

There is a poster in here we call grumble
From his gut he would often rumble
He thought he was mean
Which we have n'er seen
'Cause over his words he did stumble

Where’s an iambic pentameter when you need one?

 

[Pugsley]

Stum… I mean grumbleguts is a multi talented intellectual with a keen sense of humour. It’s probably a bit too subtle for you to understand…

 

[Bovo]

There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
Dressed up as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall.

I find this distressing. How am I supposed to ever eat a biscuit again?

 

[Brenton Davy]

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I’m guessing that concepts like “nuance” aren’t exactly a priority in Abdu Prison.

 

[Pugsley]

I’m guessing that concepts like “nuance” aren’t exactly a priority in Abdu Prison.

Guess work is never good.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I find this distressing. How am I supposed to ever eat a biscuit again?

Once you go cannibal you never go back.

At least that’s what I’m told…

 

[Bovo]

Jumping to conclusions is some of the only exercise I get…

Rumours are you like skipping too. The amount of pages you’ve skipped in this thread alone is quite awe inspiring.

 

[Pugsley]

Once you go cannibal you never go back.

At least that’s what I’m told…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Guess work is never good.

Well I have to because there’s no way I would want to experience it first hand…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Rumours are you like skipping too. The amount of pages you’ve skipped in this thread alone is quite awe inspiring.

Kinda hard to post while playing golf

 

[Pugsley]

Well I have to because there’s no way I would want to experience it first hand…

What you do in privacy is none of our business.

 

[Kilroy]

Jumping to conclusions is some of the only exercise I get…

How about stretching the truth?

 

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Dear Dorothy Dix, I’ve had couple of whisky’s & am struggling to focus on these two circles.

 

[Brenton Davy]

What you do in privacy is none of our business.

And it should stay that way

 

[Brenton Davy]

How about stretching the truth?

Tried it once. Didn’t like it.

Pecs hurt for days…

 

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Kinda hard to post while playing golf

How was the final card?

 

[Bovo]

Kinda hard to post while playing golf

Sounds a bit like you have commitment issues

 

[philreich]

I find this distressing. How am I supposed to ever eat a biscuit again?

Crumbs......

 

[Brenton Davy]

Sounds a bit like you have commitment issues

I’m very committed to my golf. The joys of retirement.

 

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Hey philreich

A guy threw a litre of milk at me today.
How dairy?



Sorry

 

[Brenton Davy]

How was the final card?

Shot 83 off the bat. Couple of shots over handicap…

 

[Kilroy]

Kinda hard to post while playing golf

That’s either some exercise or you’re telling a porky.

 

[Brenton Davy]

That’s either some exercise or you’re telling a porky.

I prefer to think of it as a good walk ruined. I hadn’t played for 35 years but took it up again when I retired because I didn’t have enough stress in my life…

 

[Pugsley]

I’m very committed to my golf. The joys of retirement.

Me too

 

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Shot 83 off the bat. Couple of shots over handicap…

Haven’t played for over 10 years, had a shoulder replacement & just bloody well scared, if I duff a shot it could hurt. But must admit, when I did play, I enjoyed my bush walk outings.