Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 2 - The Bing Match Preview - Sin City Swamprats v Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium

[My Cotchin Rules]

In 8,000 words or more.

 

[cats2rise]

Will 8 pictures be sufficient?

Or more.

 

[jackster83]

In 8,000 words or more.

ChatGPT is on the case!

Or they could just copy and paste Okey's CV and claim it for their own.

 

[My Cotchin Rules]

Hi Headless

I am Remy the Rat

My Cotchin Rules - come & meet The Demons

Hello Demons
I'm the new head chef in the kitchen down underground.....
Sundays post game menu consists of the following.......
Cheese, stale cheese......cheese.....? Cheese and......... ..........
well a hole lot of melting Demons after the Rats go 2.0

 

[damicky]

Hello Demons
I'm the head chef in the kitchen down underground.....
Sundays post game menu consists of the following.......
Cheese, stale cheese......cheese.....? Cheese and......... ..........
well a hole lot of melting Demons after the Rats go 2.0

That’s my boy

 

[moginie]

In 8,000 words or more.

I know you love your linguistic descriptivism, but that's a bit to much for me. Even when I was in my reading Tolstoy and Tolkien phase.

 

[damicky]

I know you love your linguistic descriptivism, but that's a bit too much for me. Even when I was in my reading Toy Story and Tolkien phase.

Damn autocorrect

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Still better than the Wish version that gives the wearer a wedgie.

"Wedgie"

 

[philreich]

I know you love your linguistic descriptivism, but that's a bit to much for me. Even when I was in my reading Tolstoy and Tolkien phase.

I heard that that guy was always Tolkien in his sleep.......

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Tell you what I’d be nervous if I was the bench this week. Some of those farts I did on Sunday!!

 

[sante]

Tell you what I’d be nervous if I was the bench this week. Some of those farts I did on Sunday!!

It’s okay. One of our bench players is Headless. He can’t see, hear or smell

 

[moginie]

It’s okay. One of our bench players is Headless. He can’t see, hear or smell

But he can (and will) prevail.

 

[Yakker]

Ant Bear all dressed up and ready to hit the town

 

[manangatang]

manangatang did I miss an invite to our S37 team PM, or are we just going to trash talk [redacted] in Match Threads this year?

Ummmm you’re in the PM no? I can see your name…

 

[manangatang]

Ant Bear all dressed up and ready to hit the town


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Well there’s my nightmares sorted for the next few weeks

 

[Bluelegs]

Ummmm you’re in the PM no? I can see your name…

Get it together Scythe94

 

[Scythe94]

Ummmm you’re in the PM no? I can see your name…

I am now thanks to Gralin

 

[jackster83]

Ant Bear all dressed up and ready to hit the town


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I see he's had his teeth whitened.

 

[philreich]

I see he's had his teeth whitened.

Which means he's not a Collingwood fan.......

 

[cats2rise]

Ant Bear all dressed up and ready to hit the town


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That hat offers little to no sun protection.

0/10.

 

[cats2rise]

Which means he's not a Collingwood fan.......

Thats presumptuous.

Who are you to say he didn't collect teeth he found on the streets and sticky tape them together?

 

[philreich]

Thats presumptuous.

Who are you to say he didn't collect teeth he found on the streets and sticky tape them together?

Ummm I've been to the footy with him - he ain't a Pies fan....

 

[cats2rise]

Ummm I've been to the footy with him - he ain't a Pies fan....

That's not proof.

I need dental records.

 

[cooney]

Sorry busy working afternoon shift and just woke up so I can enjoy my day off, did I miss anything?

 

[damicky]

Sorry busy working afternoon shift and just woke up so I can enjoy my day off, did I miss anything?

Hi

I am Remy the Rat

Nice to meet you

Woo