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What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
Talon-ted.
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Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
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16. Why didn’t the ice dragon have any friends?
It gave people the cold shoulder.
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How do you know if a dragon is excited?
It gets all fired up.
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What do you get if you cross a dragon with an insect?
A dragonfly.
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Why do dragons live in tall buildings?
They like to tower over people.
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- #281
Did you hear about the snake that thought it was a dragon?
It was hiss-taken
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Remember Roys, the jokes are your own fault!
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Was there not enough humour in the last match thread or something?
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- #284
They're hiding, which invites me to fill the awkward silence with weird noises.
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- #285
Speaking of.
What do you call a Chinese dragon’s beard?
What do you call a Chinese dragon’s beard?
Low mane.
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Very good. But brick not hit back!
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They are a dragon my sanity.
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How do dragons measure earthquakes?
They check the Richter-scale.
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Yes.
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What's the difference between a dragon and a duck?
One is a fire-breathing lizard and the other one's a duck.
Blaze Storm
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What does a dragon and a chair have in common?
when you put them next to each other, one of them is a dragon
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What's the difference between the Roys and wild gorillas?
Wild gorillas won't be lit on fire this weekend
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Well I have been seeing a distinct lack of tennis-related enthusiasm across Sweet.
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When the only Ace is Ace Rimmer , there is definitely a shortage
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What a guy
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What do you call a dragon that has laryngitis?
A dragon with laryngitis.
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That's actually hilarious
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What did the meth cook dragon say to his assistant?
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