Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[T2B_]

FYI Roys - Ljp86 handpicked you as our opponent for his 600th game (yes, he has that much sway in Sweet).

Did he do so because he likes you guys, or because you're an easy win for his milestone game?

Yes.

 

[T2B_]

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What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?

Spoiler: Can someone explain this one to me?

Water Polo

Did it mean ice hockey?

 

[T2B_]

 

[3KZ is Football]

Good morning Dragons and elderly Gorillas

Who are you calling elderly? You just wait till someone helps me up! You’re gone punk!

 

[T2B_]

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Who are you calling elderly? You just wait till someone helps me up! You’re gone punk!

 

[DragoDelph]

Did it mean ice hockey?

I DON'T KNOW!!!

 

[DragoDelph]

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Who are you calling eldery? You just wait till someone helps me up! You’re gone punk!

A wild roy has appeared!

 

[big_icky]

A wild roy has appeared!

 

[Phar Ace]

Why do dragons make good accountants?

Spoiler: Not sure on that, that be taking a fair bit off the top

They understand the economies of scale.

How does an accountant solve constipation?

 

[DragoDelph]

How does an accountant solve constipation

How? HOW?

 

[Phar Ace]

How? HOW?

Works it out with a pencil (Oldy)

 

[DragoDelph]

Works it out with a pencil (Oldy)

2B, HB, or one of those builders pencils?

 

[Phar Ace]

2B, HB, or one of those builders pencils?

Dealer's privilege

 

[T2B_]

Works it out with a pencil (Oldy)

Well this sounds rather messy.

 

[Phar Ace]

Well this sounds rather messy.

All jokes have the potential to be messy - the funnier they are, the more people piss themselves laughing.

Did you know you can bathe pigs with vodka?

 

[DragoDelph]

Dealer's privilege

I'm going to deep with this, huh?

 

[Phar Ace]

I'm going to deep with this, huh?

I don't know, depends on the extent of your constipation I guess.....

 

[DragoDelph]

I don't know, depends on the extent of your constipation I guess.....

 

[Phar Ace]

All jokes have the potential to be messy - the funnier they are, the more people piss themselves laughing.

Did you know you can bathe pigs with vodka?

It's Absolut Hogwash

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I feel we need to recruit bedford and Tarkyn_24 to have any chance of winning another game this season Mobbs. Ed_Gein agrees.

 

[DragoDelph]

I feel we need to recruit bedford and Tarkyn_24 to have any chance of winning another game this season Mobbs. Ed_Gein agrees.

We've been very hot and cold so far this season, so you could be in with a shout.

 

[Supersuns]

Where is Mooch

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

It'll be me first team. Good memories at the Dragons. Shame how it ended but that is a long time ago now.

Put me on the ball Mobbs, I'll drink 5 red bulls and promise to keep my game thong on.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

And because of game 600 for mein former keptain, I shall make my game day thong frilly

 

[Mobbs]

Where is Mooch

On a junket!

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