Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC at The Golden Throne

[Brenton Davy]

The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.



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hai runs away <3


I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~


Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3 SFA, but i-i-i'ww twy my b-best~!

Umm, I think the x3 Woyaws ;;w;; awe kinda kawaii!? whispers to self Bwenton Davy has some coow twicks, Zevon has some beats and I wuv GweyCwow!~


Gumbies awe okie, I guess. Bawwybwan is funky, but I get vibes fwom Chat Piwe and wye UwU >w<

I weawwy x3 wannya see a gweat match ~ nya!? ÚwÚ


Team c-captains pweaze have youw team sheets in by 1-11:59pm WA time?


Cya~!!11 Gonnya wisten t-to some nyightcowe runs away ?-?-?!?1 ~

Any chance of a translation PhenomenalV1 ?

Hello Gumbanians and welcome to the Golden Throne.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Can someone confirm if this game will go ahead, or if Gold City have already forfeited?

All I see on the news is something about the Royals not being seen in public for a while now.

That’s only our defensive half…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Can confirm we are targeting the converted wooden spoon this season.

Converted from what?

 

[GWS Goose]

I know the Royal family is allegedly not a fan of people of colour, but I need to make clear that the Gumbies do not endorse a "black border" in any way.

Im not sure this is true, they have looked after the gold of the Jamaicans for Centuries now.

 

[GWS Goose]

Tom was the most popular person on the planet for a hot minute

I reckon the half a billion dollars he collected at the sale makes him pretty popular still. Id still be his friend.

 

[Falconista]

Converted from what?

A tree. That's where wood comes from, boo.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Any chance of a translation PhenomenalV1 ?

Hello Gumbanians and welcome to the Golden Throne.

Try and put yourself in the mindset of a high schooler in 2009. I promise it will make perfect sense.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.



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hai runs away <3


I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~


Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3 SFA, but i-i-i'ww twy my b-best~!

Umm, I think the x3 Woyaws ;;w;; awe kinda kawaii!? whispers to self Bwenton Davy has some coow twicks, Zevon has some beats and I wuv GweyCwow!~


Gumbies awe okie, I guess. Bawwybwan is funky, but I get vibes fwom Chat Piwe and wye UwU >w<

I weawwy x3 wannya see a gweat match ~ nya!? ÚwÚ


Team c-captains pweaze have youw team sheets in by 1-11:59pm WA time?


Cya~!!11 Gonnya wisten t-to some nyightcowe runs away ?-?-?!?1 ~

Welcome back to the Sweet FA TJASTA!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Gumby singing his new fav song, while traveling in comfort to our next away match

Let's continue our away winning streak this week

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And you thought babies on flights were annoying...

 

[cats_09]

And you thought babies on flights were annoying...

Benefit of flying on the team jet - can sing & drink to ones hearts content without upsetting mother's and their precious babies

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Benefit of flying on the team jet - can sing & drink to ones hearts content without upsetting mother's and their precious babies

I'm sure the flight attendants must love hearing wonder wall over and over again

 

[Brick Loosener]

I'm sure the flight attendants must love hearing wonder wall over and over again

We hire deaf flight attendants.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Benefit of flying on the team jet - can sing & drink to ones hearts content without upsetting mother's and their precious babies

 

[GWS Goose]

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The infamous plane ride from hell. I like it.

 

[krakouers]

The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.



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hai runs away <3


I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~


Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3 SFA, but i-i-i'ww twy my b-best~!

Umm, I think the x3 Woyaws ;;w;; awe kinda kawaii!? whispers to self Bwenton Davy has some coow twicks, Zevon has some beats and I wuv GweyCwow!~


Gumbies awe okie, I guess. Bawwybwan is funky, but I get vibes fwom Chat Piwe and wye UwU >w<

I weawwy x3 wannya see a gweat match ~ nya!? ÚwÚ


Team c-captains pweaze have youw team sheets in by 1-11:59pm WA time?


Cya~!!11 Gonnya wisten t-to some nyightcowe runs away ?-?-?!?1 ~

No idea what this is but

 

[krakouers]

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Shades of our last game there against the OOBs including nudity and hair cutting

 

[Falconista]

I'm sure the flight attendants must love hearing wonder wall over and over again

We asked the chief attendant if they found it annoying. They said mayyybbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeee..

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

We asked the chief attendant if they found it annoying. They said mayyybbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeee..

Such low hanging fruit, but so so sweet every single time

 

[Brenton Davy]

Try and put yourself in the mindset of a high schooler in 2009. I promise it will make perfect sense.

I was 50 years old in 2009! I didn’t understand them then either

 

[Brenton Davy]

Welcome back to the Sweet FA TJASTA!

Don’t even say that in jest!

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Gonna be a difficult week for me, not sure of barely any 2009 vibes really, I was too busy being 2 to understand the world

 

[Cadsky]

I hope it will be pure and not reliant on penalty points.

We are not cheats like some other clubs. Our achievements are always legitimate

 

[Cadsky]

A tree. That's where wood comes from, boo.

A spoon tree to be specific

 

[Footypie32]

Gumby singing his new fav song, while traveling in comfort to our next away match

Let's continue our away winning streak this week

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I see much like the Gumbies season inevitably will, the back end of that plane has come apart.

Hopefully Gumby's headphones block out the screams of his teammates as they hurtle towards the ground.

 

[Footypie32]

I have very little recollection of the period between 2002 and 2013 due to "lifestyle choices", so this thread should be quite enlightening.