Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[Gralin]

Does anyone have a bigger toothbrush I can borrow?

yeah you can have ClarkeM brush

 

[Ocha905]

It's unusual to cheer for an oppo team but I'm hoping Horrie and his Wonderful teammates run riot today.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Thanks
Who needs a charter when I get one of just 9 business seats on the plane
I wouldn't want to miss this game for anything

por_please_ya is waiting, so bounce the qooty ​

 

[Gralin]

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The Colosseum looks an absolute treat, MWPP if we win and our game finishes quick will fly you over with us business class​

your camera has a few more pixels than mine

 

[Callums_Guns]

your camera has a few more pixels than mine
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Maybe too much of the Buller Salary Cap is going to the pine

 

[Gralin]

Maybe too much of the Buller Salary Cap is going to the pine

Our benches are the best benches in the league. You'll not find better benches than ours anywhere in Sweet.

 

[Headless]

Maybe too much of the Buller Salary Cap is going to the pine

I swear it's a coincidence.

 

[cats2rise]

Nah we’re not that weak

Obviously not that smart either. The forfeit will be kinder to your ego.

 

[cats2rise]

Our benches are the best benches in the league. You'll not find better benches than ours anywhere in Sweet.

If anyone ever tells you they have better benches, they are liars.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Hi All,

I'm here for Horry's last match.

Hope it's a great game.

 

[cats2rise]

Hi All,

I'm here for Horry's last match.

Hope it's a great game.

You are also here for p4p1 and Giant YoYo's first games!

Triple treat!

 

[Headless]

You are also here for p4p1 and Giant YoYo's first games!

Triple treat!

And the first time seeing tgrs in red and blue.

Lordy, what a game!

 

[HARPSichord]

I’m feeling a bag today

 

[Headless]

And the first time seeing tgrs in red and blue.

Lordy, what a game!

And it's only the first round of the Demons' fourth premiership season!

WOW!

- Soon-to-be premiership captain, Headless.

 

[Pamcake1]

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"I'll pass you now to our reporter on the spot Mr Mike Moore for this Frontline Special Sports edition, reporting on this momentous occasion in Sweet FA history
Over to you Mike"

​

Assembling now, the Sweet FA league players are lining up to form the guard of honour for this the 138th and final game of the West Coast Wonders champion Qooty player Grand Uncle Horrace.

On the Colosseum field, home ground of the West Coast Wonders, it's impressive to see all of the clubs, in their spotless heritage kits line up with their black arm bands in place to honour their great friend.

What a turn out it is here in the stadium, there are absolutely thousands here, it’s a sea of blue and gold.

Silence falls across the crowd now, as they wait for the proceedings to commence.

As the music begins...


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And now as Grand Uncle Horrace comes into sight and out onto the ground leading the Wonders team, driving his trusty chariot and dressed in ceremonial toga, the crowd stands as one and ROARS.

​

The Cheering of the crowd, chanting ‘HORRIE’'Horrie' is deafening, as Grand Uncle Horrace proceeds in a stately manner down this magnificent guard of honor waving to the crowd.
What a fitting tribute to the Grand Old Man of the Sweet FA league. They've done him proud, a superb spectacle to behold here at the Colosseum.

Well Done everyone, what a magnificent start to the game, best of luck to both the teams, we're in for some great Qooty now as we settle in.


This Broadcast is bought to you by Pamcake Productions with technical assistance of BlueAllThrough & Kilroy.

 

[Scythe94]

Been a while Gralin

 

[Callums_Guns]

Been a while Gralin

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No don't start the qooty we almost done - we have a nail bitter at the hippodrome

 

[BFew]

Belated warm up time.

 

[Scythe94]

That was unfortunately timed with Pamcake1's exceptional post

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... WON v MBD

                       MBD
SSwans2011                  eagleskickass            NinjaSwan
sante                       sausageroll              Truetiger

dogs105                     croweater 41             Grand Uncle Horace
DERO                        tgrs                     cooney

DenieD                      Giant YoYo               Cubs2Lions
p4p1                        Wosh                     Gralin

BigChippa52                 HARPSichord              akkaps
cartwright                  Van_Dyke                 Bluelegs

BallaratBulldog             BFew                     jezzajay
jmoo wan                    manangatang              Yakker
                            WON

WON Foll : AnUltimateRessie, Pamcake1, ClarkeM
MBD Foll : cats2rise, moginie, Scythe94

WON INT : Rubber Arm, JT_the_Man
MBD INT : Marlowe, Headless

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
West Coast Wonders: <none>
Mount Buller Demons: <none>

[Round 1], Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[Cubs2Lions]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
West Coast Wonders: <none>
Mount Buller Demons: <none>

 

[Pamcake1]

It's going to be a mud fest.............

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - AnUltimateRessie gets one hand to it.
1 : .1 {lW} - Cubs2Lions dances around Gralin.
1 : .16 {lW} - No-look handpass to Pamcake1.
1 : .2 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - AnUltimateRessie bombs it into the forward line.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
West Coast Wonders : 0.1.1
Mount Buller Demons : 0.0.0
1 : .4 {FB} - jmoo wan has it.
1 : .45 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : .51 {rHBF} - Bluelegsaleunko!.
1 : .55 {rHBF} - Bluelegs wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : .59 {lBP} - Handpasses to jmoo wan.
1 : 1.05 {lBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.09 {FB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 1.15 {FB} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 1.19 {FB} - manangatang breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 1.26 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Yakker.
1 : 1.3 {rBP} - Yakker dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 1.34 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to moginie.
1 : 1.4 {lBP} - Finds jmoo wan with a handball.
1 : 1.45 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.51 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Bluelegs to mark.
1 : 1.55 {rHBF} - Over the head of Bluelegs.
1 : 1.59 {rHBF} - Running with the ball is Bluelegs.
1 : 2.05 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to Wosh.
1 : 2.09 {C} - The ball drops short of Wosh.
1 : 2.15 {C} - Wosh with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 2.19 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 2.25 {lHFF} - dogs105 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 2.3 {CHB} - croweater 41 with a little space.
1 : 2.34 {lW} - He kicks towards Cubs2Lions and Gralin.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - Cubs2Lions and Gralin both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Cubs2Lions wins possession.
1 : 2.5 {lW} - Gralin applies the tackle on Cubs2Lions.
1 : 2.54 {rW} - Gralin breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 2.58 {CHF} - He sees a lead by tgrs and kicks in that direction.
1 : 3.05 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 3.09 {lHBF} - A bit of space for Grand Uncle Horace to utilise.
1 : 3.15 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.19 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Pamcake1.
1 : 3.25 {lHBF} - What a tackle by moginie.
1 : 3.3 {rHFF} - cooney threads his way through traffic.
1 : 3.33 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Scythe94.
1 : 3.4 {CHF} - A quick handpass to tgrs.
1 : 3.44 {rFP} - Gets a handpass away to Truetiger.
1 : 3.5 {rFP} - Truetiger just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
1 : 3.54 {FB} - eagleskickass looks downfield.
1 : 3.58 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to dogs105.
1 : 4.04 {C} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 4.09 {C} - Giant YoYo takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 4.15 {C} - Nobody's checking Giant YoYo.
1 : 4.19 {C} - A poor handpass but AnUltimateRessie is up to the challenge.
1 : 4.25 {rHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on BigChippa52 to mark.
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 and cartwright both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 4.33 {lHBF} - So cartwright ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 4.39 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.43 {CHB} - Finds Van_Dyke with a handball.
1 : 4.49 {CHB} - Handpasses to moginie.
1 : 4.54 {rW} - He kicks towards Gralin and Cubs2Lions.
1 : 4.58 {rW} - Cubs2Lions will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 5.04 {lW} - Cubs2Lions signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - Hands it off to DenieD.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - DenieD sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - There's a push-out.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - p4p1 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.29 {lW} - p4p1 has a shot from fifty.
1 : 5.33 {lW} - And p4p1 gets it.
West Coast Wonders : 0.1.1
Mount Buller Demons : 1.0.6
1 : 5.39 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
1 : 6.22 {rW} - Gralin hits the ground running.
1 : 6.22 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 6.22 {lHFF} - DERO can't take it.
1 : 6.22 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is DERO.
1 : 6.22 {rFP} - He sees a lead by Truetiger and kicks in that direction.
1 : 6.22 {rFP} - NinjaSwan drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 6.22 {rFP} - Truetiger sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.25 {lFP} - A long looping handpass to sante.
1 : 6.28 {lFP} - sante sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 6.33 {lFP} - sante should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
West Coast Wonders : 0.1.1
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7
1 : 6.43 {FB} - eagleskickass has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.49 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on dogs105 to mark.
1 : 6.53 {rHBF} - DERO will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 6.58 {rHBF} - dogs105 through heavy traffic.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - Boots the ball toward Cubs2Lions.
1 : 7.08 {lW} - But straight to Gralin.
1 : 7.14 {rW} - Quality gather by Gralin.
1 : 7.18 {CHF} - The kick seeks out tgrs.
1 : 7.22 {CHF} - croweater 41 reads the kick best and marks well in front of tgrs.
1 : 7.28 {CHB} - croweater 41 takes them on.
1 : 7.33 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 7.39 {CHB} - Free kick against croweater 41.
1 : 7.43 {lHFF} - Now DERO has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to cats2rise.
1 : 7.53 {rHFF} - cooney runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 7.57 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to tgrs.
1 : 8.04 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to moginie.
1 : 8.07 {FF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Scythe94.
1 : 8.14 {FF} - Scythe94 bounces the ball.
1 : 8.18 {FF} - A chance now for Scythe94 who kicks at goal.

 

[Scythe94]

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1 : 8.07 {FF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Scythe94.
1 : 8.14 {FF} - Scythe94 bounces the ball.
1 : 8.18 {FF} - A chance now for Scythe94 who kicks at goal.

 

[Gralin]

Been a while Gralin

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