Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[James Colorado]

I cannot imagine even the boofiest baby can produce more than a few hundred milligrams though

I'd honestly never wondered where baby oil came from, but your explanation makes it all make sense.

 

[krakouers]

I'd honestly never wondered where baby oil came from, but your explanation makes it all make sense.

These are the hard hitting questions you would expect from the Royals

 

[krakouers]

As in giving it to myself? If I'd known that was a consequence I wouldn't have worked so much on my flexibility.

No ribs?

 

[James Colorado]

No ribs?

I've stretched out my neck.

 

[krakouers]

I've stretched out my neck.

Call me

 

[James Colorado]

 

[Zevon]

I rarely do this tbh. I probably average 1 maybe 2 a year.

I don’t understand. You quoted my post but are clearly failing to heed its wisdom

 

[Cadsky]

I don’t understand. You quoted my post but are clearly failing to heed its wisdom

I'm an honest man. It's a curse I live with every single day.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

There's honestly no other explanation.

Is that a viable excuse for not submitting a team sheet?

Just checking.

Just incase.

 

[James Colorado]

Ok, just because we haven't had the busiest of weeks, thought I'd drop something a little controversial in here. Now searching for this may have been inspired by my febrile thoughts of the last couple of days, but this is so much hotter than the fever I've been battling. DO NOT CLICK THE SPOILER TAG IN THE PRESENCE OF RESPECTABLE PEOPLE!! There is some seriously hot shit going around, and this is about as spicy as it gets. Needless to say, if your preferences have ever been described as "vanilla", best to move on, this is not for you.

Be warned, the allusions to autofellatio earlier may become a little more concretely manifest if you're not prepared for the following...make sure you're ready to clean up after yourselves.

Clean up in Aisle 10...

Spoiler

Fighting Furies Official Team Sheet
S38, Round 10 v Gold City Royals

B: Sab22 / SplintWhisky / Rioli8217
HB: James Colorado / Toump Ass / Edmund hunt
C: Orange crush / omgfridge / crazywildhorse
HF: Chronz / Feraligatr / The Cryptkeeper
F: krided / ShaunDuggan / JyeDye
Foll: NaturalDisaster / Frothies Mcveigh / Shueygod
INT: rfctigerarmy / Grockadoc

Changes:
Sab22 BP > BP
Rioli8217 BP > BP
Orange crush W > W
crazywildhorse W > W
Chronz HFF > HFF
The Cryptkeeper HFF > HFF
krided FP > FP
JyeDye FP > FP


#obsessedwithvictory

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[James Colorado]

THAT PREVIOUS POST!!

 

[James Colorado]

Is that a viable excuse for not submitting a team sheet?

Just checking.

Just incase.

In answer to your question, yes, yes it is.

Won't be needed this week though.

But I'm sure what has been submitted will cause an outbreak of such.

 

[Brenton Davy]

As in giving it to myself? If I'd known that was a consequence I wouldn't have worked so much on my flexibility.

Rookie mistake

 

[grumbleguts]

You are missing out. One of life’s great pleasures is taking the day off work because you couldn’t be bothered going in that day were sick

I never said I haven't taken a day off work. I said I haven't taken a day off work sick. I literally haven't been unwell in 20 years.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Ok, just because we haven't had the busiest of weeks, thought I'd drop something a little controversial in here. Now searching for this may have been inspired by my febrile thoughts of the last couple of days, but this is so much hotter than the fever I've been battling. DO NOT CLICK THE SPOILER TAG IN THE PRESENCE OF RESPECTABLE PEOPLE!! There is some seriously hot shit going around, and this is about as spicy as it gets. Needless to say, if your preferences have ever been described as "vanilla", best to move on, this is not for you.

Be warned, the allusions to autofellatio earlier may become a little more concretely manifest if you're not prepared for the following...make sure you're ready to clean up after yourselves.

Clean up in Aisle 10...

Spoiler

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Fighting Furies Official Team Sheet
S38, Round 10 v Gold City Royals

B: Sab22 / SplintWhisky / Rioli8217
HB: James Colorado / Toump Ass / Edmund hunt
C: Orange crush / omgfridge / crazywildhorse
HF: Chronz / Feraligatr / The Cryptkeeper
F: krided / ShaunDuggan / JyeDye
Foll: NaturalDisaster / Frothies Mcveigh / Shueygod
INT: rfctigerarmy / Grockadoc

Changes:
Sab22 BP > BP
Rioli8217 BP > BP
Orange crush W > W
crazywildhorse W > W
Chronz HFF > HFF
The Cryptkeeper HFF > HFF
krided FP > FP
JyeDye FP > FP


#obsessedwithvictory

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[Brenton Davy]

I never said I haven't taken a day off work. I said I haven't taken a day off work sick. I literally haven't been unwell in 20 years.

Show off…

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Royals are ****ing shit

 

[Brenton Davy]

Royals are ****ing shit

Nup.

Too smelly and messy. Not to mention unhygienic…

 

[GreyCrow]

As in giving it to myself? If I'd known that was a consequence I wouldn't have worked so much on my flexibility.

Stop the yoga and take a rib out - preferably the bottom one

 

[GreyCrow]

Mobbs I see MeinKraft have developed a Mechanics Add On

The Royals would like an oil well producing gazillions barrels of oil

Thank you in advance

 

[grumbleguts]

I cannot imagine even the boofiest baby can produce more than a few hundred milligrams though

 

[grumbleguts]

Show off…

When I was a kid I was sick all the time.

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Presumably this baby is like the fish John West rejects

 

[grumbleguts]

Presumably this baby is like the fish John West rejects

He's clearly already had all the oil suck out of him.

 

[Brenton Davy]

He's clearly already had all the oil suck out of him.

Then someone forgot to turn the tap off…