Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Gold City Royals v Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

[Mrs Turbo]

It shouldn't. It's pretty much the language most of your team speak.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

It shouldn't. It's pretty much the language most of your team speak.

we are all very old at Spotswood, you know ... and speak only the Queens English

 

[grumbleguts]

we are all very old at Spotswood, you know ... and speak only the Queens English

That explains a lot. The Queen's dead.

The word deplorable springs to mind.

 

[Brenton Davy]

yep- love Turbo's fat...

time for a song Brenton Davy

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Things you don’t want to see just after dinner…

 

[Mobbs]

I've actually only just petitioned to get a Spotswood Campus Golf Course built last week.

Mobbs I believe is still in the Planning stage of getting a Golf Course built in Sweet.

a Golf EsruoC*

 

[Brenton Davy]

a Golf EsruoC*

Played backwards?

 

[Pugsley]

Golf - a game to make your hair recede.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Golf - a game to make your hair recede.

Hasn’t receded. Gone very grey, but not receded…

 

[Dingster]

Golf - a game to make your hair recede.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Drunkenness relieves the stress…

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

is punk like a povo version of Elmo music Elton Johns Wig

 

[Over The Post]

OK, apparently there's this thing called an Osmo drawing pad and app that integrates it into a tablet, to keep small children amused.

Consider me well and truly amused

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[Braklet]

Well that's three quarters of an hour I'll never get back.

I just hope you now know what to do if your kid comes home sporting a faux-hawk and ripped flannel shirt...

 

[Braklet]

What is happening? Any Banter I can jump straight into the middle of, without actually doing any lead up work?

Should I just talk golf with Brenton Davy for a while?

I bet you two have some great Pattaya stories...

about your ladyboy encounters

 

[Braklet]

I wanted to be as uninspiring and invisible as possible.
But the Rats had damicky so I chose the Royals instead.

How many seasons since you left the Bears, Sunny?

 

[Braklet]

There's a a place like that in Melbourne, they call it Collingwood.

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[Brenton Davy]

I bet you two have some great Pattaya stories...

about your ladyboy encounters

Glad I don’t, but Thailand is not somewhere I’ve been

 

[Braklet]

OK, apparently there's this thing called an Osmo drawing pad and app that integrates it into a tablet, to keep small children amused.

Consider me well and truly amused

Holy ****ing shit, you owe me a new laptop!