Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Mount Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors at The Snow Dome

[spudmaster]

Did you say bats?
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All over the neighbourhood this year. And they poop on anything and everything in their flightpath too the little buggers. Can see them leaving the trees and heading off on the hunt as dusk arrives.

I'm glad somebody got that

Good ol' Timmy

Same, absolute possum plague this year, there’s shit everywhere when you go for walks. We live in a very treed area so there’s plenty of places to breed and grow. And eat my fruit and vegis!

Urgh, don't they just! Utter mess-makers they are.

 

[Wosh]

All over the neighbourhood this year. And they poop on anything and everything in their flightpath too the little buggers. Can see them leaving the trees and heading off on the hunt as dusk arrives.

Good ol' Timmy

Urgh, don't they just! Utter mess-makers they are.

I mean I love all animals and generally let them have a bit of my produce and live harmoniously, but this year they have stripped hundreds of dollars of cherries, plums and peaches already. The pears and apples are just in blossom now so we’ll see

 

[Gralin]

People and bats don’t mix!

He was a man of few passions

 

[Wosh]

He was a man of few passions

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Oh I remember donut dick, I was glued to twitter that week

 

[Wosh]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Or handling that pole.

And here I was trying to keep things above board. Oh dopey me!!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

People and bats don’t mix!

 

[Wosh]

And here I was trying to keep things above board. Oh dopey me!!!

You hoisted that thing in here.

 

[Barrybran]

He was a man of few passions

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Without knowing what donut dick was, I was expecting something quite different

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Without knowing what donut dick was, I was expecting something quite different

I was getting American Pie vibes...

 

[Tonga Bob]

You hoisted that thing in here.

And I oiled myself up good.

 

[Wosh]

The Donut Dicks sounds like a great name for an expansion team.

 

[Wosh]

And I oiled myself up good.

You look like a dinosaur sneezed on you.

 

[Barrybran]

You look like a dinosaur sneezed on you.

That's the icing

 

[Tonga Bob]

You look like a dinosaur sneezed on you.

A sexy dinosaur that is. Bukkakesaurus Rex.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

A sexy dinosaur that is. Bukkakesaurus Rex.

Could've gone with the blatantly obvious Tyrannosaurus Sex.

 

[Gralin]

A sexy dinosaur that is. Bukkakesaurus Rex.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Could've gone with the blatantly obvious Tyrannosaurus Sex.

Bukkakesaurus Rex is not one for low hanging fruit. His arms are too short.

 

[Gralin]

Could've gone with the blatantly obvious Tyrannosaurus Sex.

That would have been less disgusting

 

[Wosh]

This is starting to give me tentacle pr0n vibes.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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I like you. What do you think of me?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Bukkakesaurus Rex is not one for low hanging fruit. His arms are too short.

Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.

 

[Wosh]

That's the icing

Too far Baz.

 

[Gralin]

I like you. What do you think of me?

You're a nice modern gentleman

 

[Gralin]

Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.

That's my catch phrase!