Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

[philreich]

You can't worry when you don't have feelings.

You sound about as compassionate as Dame Edna Everage, when she said, "Even from my earliest days, I had perfected the art of laughing at the misfortunes of others."

 

[Pugsley]

You sound about as compassionate as Dame Edna Everage, when she said, "Even from my earliest days, I had perfected the art of laughing at the misfortunes of others."

I am Sir Les Patterson at dinner parties

 

[cooney]

It gives you the shits.

It does, hopefully I can get a little time off then see how things go.

 

[Robertio]

You sound about as compassionate as Dame Edna Everage, when she said, "Even from my earliest days, I had perfected the art of laughing at the misfortunes of others."

She was obviously thinking about the Dragons.

 

[philreich]

We all respect each other at Spotswood, that's why we're so successful.

When someone has an opposing view to mine, I completely respect their right to be wrong .

 

[Pugsley]

It does, hopefully I can get a little time off then see how things go.

I have my fingers crossed for you mate.

 

[philreich]

It's a big love in at Spotswood, we all share a common goal, Premierships.

So you're an anti-Hinkley.

 

[philreich]

They hate snow and frost so the only grapevine at Buller would be in the Pub.

The only thing colder than the Snow Dome would be a kiss from my mother in law.

 

[Robertio]

So you're an anti-Hinkley.

I love him because he's no threat.

 

[Robertio]

The only thing colder than the Snow Dome would be a kiss from my mother in law.

I'll never know.

 

[manangatang]

As manangatang always says...

If you don't have your socks on, you might miss the harvest!

And it's a wonderful harvest we are having, Jatz.

Tremendous day for socks!

 

[sausageroll]

Those 5 years in grade 3 were the best years of my life!!!

Not enjoying grade 4 as much?

 

[philreich]

As manangatang always says...

If you don't have your socks on, you might miss the harvest!

And it's a wonderful harvest we are having, Jatz.

I'm currently wearing my golfing socks - there's a hole in one.

 

[Pugsley]

So you're an anti-Hinkley.

A anti-Nicks as well.

 

[philreich]

Have you been in there doing the Lords work, Phil?

Not yet - as a visitor, what does one day in a Hawks v Warriors thread???

 

[philreich]

Yep my application for some leave was declined.

If your Powerball numbers come up tomorrow night, you can politely tell them to have a nice life without you.

 

[cats2rise]

Tremendous day for socks!

/endthread.

We're done here, folks. We can't do any better.

 

[philreich]

Not enjoying grade 4 as much?

No, because my teacher is ugly. My grade 3 teacher was HOT, which is why I deliberately failed grade 3 four times.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Not yet - as a visitor, what does one day in a Hawks v Warriors thread???

Tell them you would have brought more snacks if you had realised 4 people were showing up

 

[Pugsley]

Not yet - as a visitor, what does one day in a Hawks v Warriors thread???

Just tell them three things you learned this week

 

[sausageroll]

The only thing colder than the Snow Dome would be a kiss from my mother in law.

Unlucky. My mother in law is a great kisser.

 

[sausageroll]

No, because my teacher is ugly. My grade 3 teacher was HOT, which is why I deliberately failed grade 3 four times.

Can you fail grade 4 so badly they need to put you back in grade 3?

 

[cats2rise]

Unlucky. My mother in law is a great kisser.

EDIT: after posting I thought a better retort might be "she sure is!" which would result in confusion for our dear friend sausage. I have, however, decided to continue with the dog face.

 

[philreich]

Can you fail grade 4 so badly they need to put you back in grade 3?

Hey now you're talking!!!!!!!

 

[manangatang]

/endthread.

We're done here, folks. We can't do any better.

I was going to ask whether we won, but realised it’s a silly question.

We’ve all won.