Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Las Vegas Bears v Roys FF at The Stadium in the Sky

[Cap]

1 mention of last week = 1 ear massage I will give to mateflon.
He will BEAR the brunt of your unkindness

 

[Mobbs]

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Vani am, and vanuatu.

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[Mobbs]

Could be the GOAT Bear. Shit all over Matera92 and whoever it is we have at FF atm

I have 3 B&Fs I need a challenge*

*For the B&F stop stealing my Mobbs

He won't tell you the oppo full forward kicked more goals than he did. That would be putting facts in the story.

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[Millky95]

And yet the award is named after me.

Give it time

 

[Millky95]

He won't tell you the oppo full forward kicked more goals than he did. That would be putting facts in the story.

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Facts ruin things sometimes

Did you guys win btw?

 

[SSSSSS]

I've played one week with the Bears and it's aged me about 20 years already.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I've played one week with the Bears and it's aged me about 20 years already.

I'm old as it is and this is the effect of playing for the Bares?

 

[Mobbs]

Facts ruin things sometimes

Did you guys win btw?

Yeah we seem to have the wood over the Royals recently. But you guys broke our hearts late last season so we know we need to perform at our best this weekend.

Aristotle Pickett will gladly tell you how much quarter we can afford to give.

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[SSSSSS]

I'm old as it is and this is the effect of playing for the Bares?

It is when our official drinks supporter is Rat Milk.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Vani am, and vanuatu.

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You probably think this song is about you.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It is when our official drinks supporter is Rat Milk.

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I mean, Mobbs forced the alpacas off their land and the Swamprats are only downstairs. It just makes sense.

 

[thewizardmelon]

This week we have the Las Vegas Bears led by tony soundly beaten last week, taking on Roys FFC with Mobbs at the helm at The Stadium in the Sky. Being so early in the season winners are going to chop & change until teams have settled into a rhythm.

So in what could be a close game, I thought I would try & get some help from an international superstar and was lucky enough to get David Bowie, who was only to happy to choose the winner.

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Looks like the Roy’s are going to start the season with two wins.

Good luck to both sides.



Captains please note Team Sheets are due by 11:59pm AWST Thursday

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Footnote ** I will not be held responsible for naming any wrong captains, spelling or punctuation marks.

Sorry Mobbs according to my algorithm you guys lose this week in a close one. Don’t worry, a bounce back is on the way!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

The goat will explode then we party in Vegas Mobbs. Just don’t let Ed_Gein marry strangers again like last time

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I predict I’ll kick 6.4 Mobbs

 

[SpecialBruce]

These bears are as soft as teddy bears

 

[SpecialBruce]

I'll kick at least one goal this game, and have over 20 disposals.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Could be the GOAT Bear. Shit all over Matera92 and whoever it is we have at FF atm

I have 3 B&Fs I need a challenge*

*For the B&F stop stealing my Mobbs

It's not a ****ing frying pan. It is the Mateflon and it is sacred.

No wonder we lost, you cooked up some slop using the Mateflon and everyone got sick.

Plus half the team ate it with their hands. Right after shitting in the woods.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

See Mobbs? My thread wasn’t wrong. More infighting and turmoil at the Bares. #JusticefortheGoat

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

See Mobbs? My thread wasn’t wrong. More infighting and turmoil at the Bares. #JusticefortheGoat

Bears in disarray. We just can't find the coach who can pull us together.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Bears in disarray. We just can't find the coach who can pull us together.

Give The King! a try?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Some witchery happening also at the Bares Mobbs. I’m here to get to the bottom of it

 

[Mobbs]

You probably think this song is about you.

Don't you?

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[Mobbs]

Sorry Mobbs according to my algorithm you guys lose this week in a close one. Don’t worry, a bounce back is on the way!

You are an algoslave to the algorithm.

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[Chipmunk]

Don't you?

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Don’t you?

 

[TheGoatBaron]