Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[BFew]

FootyGuy is up there with one of the biggest sooks there is, just have to get used to it

I just had a closer look at their team list.
And it even smelled of smelly soocks.

 

[BFew]

The Woshy forecast for today's game is toasty.

Are the Warriors going to come out in their surrenderous spring away kits today?

 

[Tonga Bob]

OK Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah game day has snuck up on us again. It’s a lovely day outside so go out and enjoy the sunshine for a while before coming back at the oddly specific time of 3:45 to wish the milestoners of Freofalcon TheInjuryFactory & Piggy Smalls well. Then once it’s all over you can return to curling up in the foetal position.

 

[BigChippa52]

 

[Barrybran]

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OK Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah game day has snuck up on us again. It’s a lovely day outside so go out and enjoy the sunshine for a while before coming back at the oddly specific time of 3:45 to wish the milestoners of Freofalcon TheInjuryFactory & Piggy Smalls well. Then once it’s all over you can return to curling up in the foetal position.

TIF's 200 today?

 

[BFew]

The Wonders winning just on the field, is never enough.

 

[HARPSichord]

So you admit to living in the past?

The past is all I have, brother.

 

[Pamcake1]

Do we say Raygun is a sports star in the same way Eddie the Eagle, Eric the Eel and the Jamaican Bobsled Team are sports stars, or is Raygun more of a West Coast Wonder as we just smile and wave while they "compete"?

If you do see me pull the kangaroo pose it's because I'm mocking you, what you won't see coming is when I run you through with the sabre in a tackle and I won't be saying 'en garde' as a warning.

I am embarrassed by the uncooth sledging that's going on here from a compatriot but to call my whole team non competitors is doing all of you a diservice.
You're a cat person and you must know by now what dogs are like surely.
Some dogs think they have to puff themselves up to perform, we all know cats disdain putting in effort they just do as the do.
So can we chill pill it please and see how the sim spins without dragging a whole team down hey.

 

[BFew]

The only Noble Piece Prize the Wonders will be winning this afternoon, will be one for helping putting the Warriors back together again after the game, after they get smashed by us.

And don't even bother sending out your Agent93 to solve this case, which will be closed about 24 minutes into the 4th quarter.

 

[Mesc]

The past is all I have, brother.

At least you have a past

 

[Tonga Bob]

TIF's 200 today?

It is. Here’s a thing.

Media - The Big Coney Island Compendium of Milestones Volume Two - Statistic Boogaloo

Hello friends, it's your old mate Bob here again with another thread to do with milestones. There's many schools of thought as to what milestones are worthy of having their own thread rather that existing as a post in a team thread. Well in the final round of last season we had a triple...

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[HARPSichord]

At least you have a past

At least you have a future!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Are the Warriors going to come out in their surrenderous spring away kits today?

Nah, more like this.

 

[ClarkeM]

It is. Here’s a thing.

Media - The Big Coney Island Compendium of Milestones Volume Two - Statistic Boogaloo

Hello friends, it's your old mate Bob here again with another thread to do with milestones. There's many schools of thought as to what milestones are worthy of having their own thread rather that existing as a post in a team thread. Well in the final round of last season we had a triple...

www.bigfooty.com

Doesn’t deserve his own thread? Things I learned this week

 

[ClarkeM]

I just had a closer look at their team list.
And it even smelled of smelly soocks.

Reminds me I need my butler to do my washing today.

 

[BFew]

Nah, more like this.

If you are all wearing Lyons face masks that is going to really confuse us today.

Although I really like the idea of you all with ties on.
Something else to grab hold of.

 

[Barrybran]

Congratulations on 200 games TheInjuryFactory. One of my favourite posters in my time in Sweet FA.

 

[ClarkeM]

Congratulations on 200 games TheInjuryFactory. One of my favourite posters in my time in Sweet FA.

Why haven’t you acknowledged Mobbs?! How dare you!!! Shame

 

[HARPSichord]

Reminds me I need my butler to do my washing today.

I can tag him if you like?

croweater 41, Clarkey needs his washing done.

 

[ClarkeM]

I can tag him if you like?

croweater 41, Clarkey needs his washing done.

Quick sticks, hurry up peasant croweater 41

 

[Barrybran]

Why haven’t you acknowledged Mobbs?! How dare you!!! Shame

What did Mobbs do?

 

[BFew]

What did Mobbs do?

We know he didn't just launch Preemptive Strikes on Hezbollah in Lebanon.
That was Israel .

 

[Barrybran]

We know he didn't just launch Preemptive Strikes on Hezbollah in Lebanon.
That was Israel .

Israel isn't even a real poster. You made that up!

 

[Barrybran]

Either that or they deleted their account

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Congratulations on 200 games TheInjuryFactory. One of my favourite posters in my time in Sweet FA.

Cheers brother, right back at you. About a season's worth behind you now... becoz Wazzas.