Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

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Doesn’t deserve his own thread?
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You're a cat person and you must know by now what dogs are like surely.
Yeah, dogs are chill and like to hang out. Cats are also chill and like to hang out.
Or do you categorise the BF Crime Board as just one big conspiracy board?
Is that what I said, or are you inferring that I'm inferring to an inferring?
 

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Quick snap poll

3 most hated sports stars?

1. Bron James
2. Taylor Walker
3. Ben Simmons
Lebron is too good to be hated surely.

I don't hate anyone other than the Sim and North Melbourne now but all time I'd go -

1. Fabio Grosso
world cup soccer GIF


2. Corey Perry
corey perry hockey GIF by Anaheim Ducks


3. Jordan Lewis
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"Lewis was charged seven times by the then-Match Review Panel following games against the Kangaroos. From those charges, he was found guilty on six occasions and missed a total of seven matches from four suspensions."
 
Not even Yankuba Minteh if he were to score against Newcastle at Newcastle on 1am October 20?
Especially not Yankuba who I didn't know he existed prior to now and will forget he exists in t-minus 2 minutes.
 
I think we might have codes crossed or I got your location mixed up with your EPL favourite team.
I follow the Reds in the EPL and live in Newcastle, Aus so probably haha. I looked Yankuba up and apparently Liverpool have tried to sign him. I don't pay attention to transfer rumours though as our Venture Capitalist owners treat the club as a cash cow.
 
It’s gameday, **** that round ball shit off
Fine. Let's have some inane banter then.

How about, I don't know, hmm, oh this is a good one -

You suck.
 

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Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... WON v CIW

Rich (BB code):
                       CIW
SSwans2011                  NinjaSwan                LukeParkerno1
zackah                      The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

dogs105                     Ressies SwampPig         croweater 41
brian_muz                   Dinsdale                 Barrybran

DenieD                      Giant YoYo               Cubs2Lions
FootyGuy13                  pantskyle                Tonga Bob

BigChippa52                 HARPSichord              akkaps
Freofalcon                  TubbsFarquhar            Purple7x08_24

BallaratBulldog             BFew                     jezzajay
raffrox                     Raveneyes                toxic
                            WON

WON Foll : AnUltimateRessie, Pamcake1, ClarkeM
CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory

WON INT : Rubber Arm, JT_the_Man
CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
WEST COAST WONDERS: <none>
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: <none>

[RD 5], Conditions for this match - WARM
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... WON v CIW

Rich (BB code):
                       CIW
SSwans2011                  NinjaSwan                LukeParkerno1
zackah                      The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

dogs105                     Ressies SwampPig         croweater 41
brian_muz                   Dinsdale                 Barrybran

DenieD                      Giant YoYo               Cubs2Lions
FootyGuy13                  pantskyle                Tonga Bob

BigChippa52                 HARPSichord              akkaps
Freofalcon                  TubbsFarquhar            Purple7x08_24

BallaratBulldog             BFew                     jezzajay
raffrox                     Raveneyes                toxic
                            WON

WON Foll : AnUltimateRessie, Pamcake1, ClarkeM
CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory

WON INT : Rubber Arm, JT_the_Man
CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
WEST COAST WONDERS: <none>
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: <none>

[RD 5], Conditions for this match - WARM
Pamcake1 AnUltimateRessie SSwans2011 dogs105 BallaratBulldog NinjaSwan Giant YoYo LukeParkerno1 ClarkeM jezzajay BigChippa52 HARPSichord Cubs2Lions Marklar_33 Oisin_the_Goat Rubber Arm Ressies SwampPig croweater 41 dino_67 BFew JT_the_Man DenieD akkaps

Thanks to everyone for checking our team sheet this week. It looks correct to me, so that means we might actually win this thing.

Go Wonders.
 
1 : 0 {C} - AnUltimateRessie waits and wins the hitout.
1 : .1 {lW} - ClarkeM has possession.
1 : .13 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : .18 {lW} - AnUltimateRessie receives his handpass.
1 : .22 {CHF} - A measured kick to HARPSichord.
1 : .26 {CHF} - HARPSichord can't take it.
1 : .3 {CHF} - HARPSichord streaming down the ground.
1 : .34 {lFP} - Fires out the handpass to jezzajay.
1 : .38 {lFP} - jezzajay - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : .42 {lFP} - It's a goal to jezzajay.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0

1 : .46 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : 1.34 {rW} - Tonga Bob picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 1.34 {CHF} - Dinsdale trying to offer a lead.
1 : 1.34 {CHF} - Ressies SwampPig intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 1.34 {CHB} - Ressies SwampPig with some space now.
1 : 1.34 {CHB} - An underground handpass to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 1.34 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to croweater 41.
1 : 1.34 {CHB} - Hands it off to Ressies SwampPig.
1 : 1.34 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 1.34 {rHBF} - dogs105 wrestles with brian_muz - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 1.34 {rHBF} - With the ball is dogs105.
1 : 1.36 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Pamcake1
1 : 1.4 {CHB} - A short kick to Ressies SwampPig.
1 : 1.44 {CHB} - Dinsdale upset the marking attempt by Ressies SwampPig.
1 : 1.48 {CHF} - Dinsdale with the ball now.
1 : 1.54 {CHF} - spudmaster receives his handpass.
1 : 1.58 {CHF} - spudmaster dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.03 {lFP} - Pumps it long for zackah.
1 : 2.07 {lFP} - SSwans2011 claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 2.11 {rBP} - SSwans2011 has it.
1 : 2.15 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out croweater 41.
1 : 2.19 {lHBF} - croweater 41 too strong for Barrybran.
1 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking croweater 41.
1 : 2.28 {C} - He tries to find Giant YoYo with a chip pass.
1 : 2.31 {C} - Too long for Giant YoYo and pantskyle marks.
1 : 2.35 {lW} - FootyGuy13 to send the ball forward.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - Passes to spudmaster by hand.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 2.48 {rW} - He handpasses to Tonga Bob.
1 : 2.52 {lW} - Handpasses to FootyGuy13.
1 : 2.56 {lW} - But there's a push-out.
1 : 3 {rW} - DenieD looking for a lead.
1 : 3.04 {rW} - DenieD has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - AnUltimateRessie on the end of this.
1 : 3.13 {rW} - He gets a handpass to ClarkeM.
1 : 3.17 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Cubs2Lions.
1 : 3.21 {lW} - Cubs2Lions takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 3.25 {lW} - Cubs2Lions looks downfield.
1 : 3.3 {lW} - Tonga Bob smothers his kick.
1 : 3.33 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has it.
1 : 3.37 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 3.42 {CHF} - Dinsdale pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 3.46 {CHF} - Dinsdale has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.5 {CHF} - Dodgy handpass - and he's penalised.
1 : 3.54 {lHBF} - croweater 41 to send the ball forward.
1 : 4 {lHBF} - AnUltimateRessie runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 4.04 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Pamcake1 runs onto it.
1 : 4.09 {CHB} - A short kick to Ressies SwampPig.
1 : 4.13 {CHB} - Ressies SwampPig and Dinsdale both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 4.17 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes off.
1 : 4.21 {lHFF} - brian_muz sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.25 {lHFF} - brian_muz goes for a long goal.
1 : 4.29 {lHFF} - That's number 1 for brian_muz.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.0.6

1 : 4.33 {C} - Superb ruckwork from spudmaster
1 : 4.41 {rW} - DenieD with the ball now.
1 : 4.46 {C} - Handballs to Giant YoYo.
1 : 4.49 {C} - Finds ClarkeM with a handball.
1 : 4.54 {C} - ClarkeM nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - He takes another.
1 : 5.02 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to akkaps
1 : 5.06 {rHFF} - Hands it off to BigChippa52
1 : 5.1 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to HARPSichord.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - HARPSichord bounces the ball.
1 : 5.19 {FF} - HARPSichord touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 5.23 {FF} - HARPSichord - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 5.26 {FF} - TubbsFarquhar gets a hand to it just in time.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 1.1.7
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.0.6

1 : 5.35 {FB} - toxic wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.39 {lHBF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Freofalcon.
1 : 5.43 {lHBF} - BigChippa52 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 5.48 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.51 {rHFF} - Where did Freofalcon come from? Great tackle.
1 : 5.55 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 to send the ball forward.
1 : 6 {rHBF} - A hand over the shoulder and Purple7x08_24 will get the free.
1 : 6.05 {CHF} - Now HARPSichord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.1 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 6.15 {FF} - Raveneyes upset the marking attempt by BFew.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - The bounce favours BFew and he is off and running.
1 : 6.22 {FF} - BFew opens up the goalface.
1 : 6.26 {FF} - Punched through for a point.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 1.2.8
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.0.6
 
1 : 6.35 {FB} - toxic looks downfield.
1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - He tries to find Freofalcon with a chip pass.
1 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Freofalcon and BigChippa52 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 6.47 {lHFF} - So akkaps ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 6.51 {lHFF} - akkaps dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 applies the tackle on akkaps.
1 : 7 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar looking for a lead.
1 : 7.04 - <<< Reginald Perrin is coming on to replace Freofalcon >>>
1 : 7.11 {CHB} - The ball is now with TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 7.16 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.2 {CHB} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
1 : 7.24 {CHF} - HARPSichord to send the ball forward.
1 : 7.28 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards akkaps.
1 : 7.33 {lHFF} - Big mark by Purple7x08_24!.
1 : 7.37 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 has possession.
1 : 7.41 {C} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 7.45 {C} - Giant YoYo did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 7.49 {C} - Giant YoYo has possession.
1 : 7.53 {C} - Giant YoYo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 7.57 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Pamcake1.
1 : 8.01 {C} - Passes to AnUltimateRessie by hand.
1 : 8.06 {C} - A quick handpass to Giant YoYo.
1 : 8.11 {C} - Handballs to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 8.16 {rW} - He elects to use DenieD and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.18 {rW} - FootyGuy13 claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 8.24 {C} - Now pantskyle has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.28 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.32 {rW} - He tries to find Tonga Bob with a chip pass.
1 : 8.36 {rW} - No mark taken as Tonga Bob and Cubs2Lions wrestle for position.
1 : 8.4 {lW} - Cubs2Lions looks downfield.
1 : 8.45 {CHF} - He sends the ball to HARPSichord.
1 : 8.49 {CHF} - HARPSichord makes great ground and takes the mark.
1 : 8.53 {CHF} - HARPSichord has it.
1 : 8.56 {CHF} - HARPSichord backs himself for a shot on goal.
1 : 9.01 {CHF} - What a goal from HARPSichord.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 2.2.14
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.0.6

1 : 9.05 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 9.13 {rW} - Tonga Bob streaming down the ground.
1 : 9.18 {lW} - Spears a kick towards FootyGuy13.
1 : 9.22 {lW} - FootyGuy13 runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 9.26 {lW} - With the ball is FootyGuy13.
1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - Barrybran presents on a long lead.
1 : 9.34 {rHFF} - But chipping in front is croweater 41.
1 : 9.38 {lHBF} - croweater 41 slowing down the play.
1 : 9.42 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.46 {lHBF} - Great tackle by spudmaster.
1 : 9.51 {rHFF} - Barrybran looks downfield.
1 : 9.55 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to brian_muz.
1 : 9.59 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 10.03 {lFP} - brian_muz touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 10.07 {lFP} - brian_muz from point blank range.
1 : 10.13 {lFP} - A poster! one behind.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 2.2.14
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7

1 : 10.21 {FB} - LukeParkerno1 has possession.
1 : 10.23 {rBP} - Quick hands to SSwans2011 under pressure.
1 : 10.3 {rBP} - SSwans2011 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 10.34 {rBP} - No-look handpass to ClarkeM.
1 : 10.38 {rBP} - Pamcake1 receives his handpass.
1 : 10.42 {rBP} - A wild handball - but luckily AnUltimateRessie was well placed to clean up.
1 : 10.46 {lBP} - Gives the ball to LukeParkerno1.
1 : 10.5 {rBP} - No-look handpass to SSwans2011.
1 : 10.54 {rBP} - ClarkeM receives his handpass.
1 : 10.58 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Pamcake1.
1 : 11.03 {CHB} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 11.07 {CHB} - Ressies SwampPig gets too far under the ball.
1 : 11.11 {CHF} - With the ball is Dinsdale.
1 : 11.15 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 11.19 {lHFF} - brian_muz receives his handpass.
1 : 11.23 {lHFF} - brian_muz dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! brian_muz takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 2.2.14
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 2.1.13

1 : 11.36 {C} - AnUltimateRessie waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 11.44 {lW} - Now Cubs2Lions has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.48 {lW} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
1 : 11.52 {rW} - Tonga Bob has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.56 {C} - A slick handpass goes to pantskyle.
1 : 12 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.04 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 12.08 {rW} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
1 : 12.13 {C} - Giant YoYo sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.19 {C} - Giant YoYo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 12.23 {lHFF} - He tries to find akkaps with a chip pass.
1 : 12.27 {lHFF} - But in the way is Purple7x08_24.
1 : 12.3 {CHB} - Now TubbsFarquhar has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.36 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 12.4 {lHBF} - Reginald Perrin marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 12.43 {lHBF} - Reginald Perrin to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.48 {lHBF} - Ohhr - fair and square in the back.
1 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking BigChippa52.
1 : 12.56 {lFP} - A hospital kick.
1 : 13 {lFP} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 13.04 {lBP} - raffrox has it.
1 : 13.08 {CHB} - He sees a lead by TubbsFarquhar and kicks in that direction.
1 : 13.12 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar uses HARPSichord as a stepladder. Great mark.
 

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