Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Cadsky]

First game of the season and you guys get US

Some would say you are lucky…. Some would say you aren’t!

Either way….. hoping for a fun week of banter and bullshit and a win under our belts to start the season off right!

Haven't I spent enough time with you lately?

DP Gralin because she is evil

 

[Cadsky]

Ok Royals welcome to the season 39 fun

0. Nothing
007. GreyCrow (C)
1. Smartys Power
3. Uncle_Leo
5. Golumless
6. krakouers
8. manicpie (LG)
10. gouki88
11. Bianconeri
12. Ulahoopski
13. brenton Davy(LG)
14. hotchilli
16. Memphis
19. Cadsky (LG)
21. Pedro
23. jamesclean
24. MrPremiership
29. Mr Cheese
30. grumbleguts (LG)
32. Footypie32
34. TasSixer
44. Membling
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
99. Crimson Azure

Brenton Davy someone doesn't know how to tag you properly.

 

[Cadsky]

Damn it! I thought you said steak and now I’m hungry…. Looks like your gonna be lunch and then… that golden throne won’t be so golden anymore
KohPhi that’s your cute babes!
Don’t flush when your done

You guys only get to look, but not touch. There's a drop dunny down the road you can use.

 

[CursingFijian]

Brenton Davy someone doesn't know how to tag you properly.

Oh, it wasn't a mistake it was a well timed exclusion from the wise old crow, and now you've gone and put your foot in it!

 

[Cadsky]

Oh, it wasn't a mistake it was a well timed exclusion from the wise old crow, and now you've gone and put your foot in it!

You looking for an early shirtfrount? Sounds like you missed them over the off season.

 

[CursingFijian]

You looking for an early shirtfrount? Sounds like you missed them over the off season.

Brenton Davy still trembles whenever he crosses my path. It's a S32 rookie clubhouse thing, you needed to be there to understand.

 

[DemurePrincess]

We back already?

At Baghdad too? These guys are a joke

Nah! We’re at the golden shitter so the jokes on you poo face

 

[DemurePrincess]

You guys only get to look, but not touch. There's a drop dunny down the road you can use.

Used to it…. And?? You make out like you are punishing us!

Do better shit head

 

[Cadsky]

Anyway, I'm on a plane. Everybody look at me, I'm on a mother ****ing plane.

 

[Cadsky]

Brenton Davy still trembles whenever he crosses my path. It's a S32 rookie clubhouse thing, you needed to be there to understand.

In jokes are so boring

 

[DemurePrincess]

Anyway, I'm on a plane. Everybody look at me, I'm on a mother ****ing plane.

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Jetstar has a 9/10 chance of engine failure… good luck!

 

[DemurePrincess]

In jokes are so boring

Awww! You missing out on being IN

 

[DemurePrincess]

Haven't I spent enough time with you lately?

DP Gralin because she is evil

 

[CursingFijian]

In jokes are so boring

Speaking of boring in jokes how is Ulahoopski?

 

[Membling]

That's not a paddock, it's a holding yard.

And yet, the a la carte menu was fantastic

 

[Membling]

Jetstar has a 9/10 chance of engine failure… good luck!

The fact you think it will get into the air is just boundless optimism

 

[CursingFijian]

Circle of rife.

 

[GreyCrow]

Speaking of boring in jokes how is Ulahoopski?

Too busy rocking the free world

 

[CursingFijian]

Too busy rocking the free world

Well, that's the best news yet!

 

[DemurePrincess]

The fact you think it will get into the air is just boundless optimism

With his hunky arse on it… the tail will drag…. Like manicpie’s

 

[Grav]

Ohh! Okey, okeydoke7 amazing you left the Swamprats for the Royals TBF! The captain originally forgot to invite you into the thread, shock bloody horrors.
Are they going to give you a gallop up in the forward line, or haven’t they told you what day & what ground your playing at yet?
But being an old teammate I’ll look after you & even carry you around as we do our victory lap, it’ll probably be the only time you’ll see it this season.

 

[Grav]

Anyway, I'm on a plane. Everybody look at me, I'm on a mother ****ing plane.

You really take playing at home to the extreme don’t you, even flying in the arse end of the plane.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ohh! Okey, okeydoke7 amazing you left the Swamprats for the Royals TBF! The captain originally forgot to invite you into the thread, shock bloody horrors.
Are they going to give you a gallop up in the forward line, or haven’t they told you what day & what ground your playing at yet?
But being an old teammate I’ll look after you & even carry you around as we do our victory lap, it’ll probably be the only time you’ll see it this season.


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You never carry me like that….

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Bombers

Hi Royals, hope we are all refreshed

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey Raz

Season has started fella! And we are at the Royal shitters for a crap flinging contest so come join in the fun!