Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[DemurePrincess]

WAbulldog hey mate!

We’ve got the pleasure of the Royals first at the Golden Throne!

It’s your turn to do a dump…. Don’t be shy! Eat some curry and a carton of boiled eggs which I packed in all your kits bags

 

[DemurePrincess]

Where’s my Dadda Dave

 

[dogs105]

Hi dogs105!

Hi CursingFijian

 

[raskolnikov]

okeydoke7 raskolnikov TasSixer

Here it is - welcome to the side and good luck

raskolnikov just because they are called Bombers and have red and black doesnt mean you should be sympatico - they are camel huggers from way back

Be careful

They seem like a rambunctious bunch. What's their recent finals record like?

 

[Dadda Dave]

Where’s my Dadda Dave

I'm right here keeping a good eye on you .

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm right here keeping a good eye on you .

Well! Aren’t I a lucky girl!

Did you bring any wet wipes or sanitiser by any chance?

 

[GreyCrow]

Hi Bombers

Hi Royals, hope we are all refreshed

Cakester

Hope the hips are ready to shake and rattle

 

[Dadda Dave]

Well! Aren’t I a lucky girl!

Did you bring any wet wipes or sanitiser by any chance?

Nah

 

[DemurePrincess]

Nah

 

[CursingFijian]

I can’t put it down now. The nostalgia is…gripping.

 

[Dadda Dave]

I can go to the shop though

 

[DemurePrincess]

I can’t put it down now. The nostalgia is…gripping.

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Poor campaigners guts must be in bits…. The doc says you should hold it if you don’t have too

 

[Robertio]

New Bombers captain leading from the front and the Fijian up and about.

 

[CursingFijian]

New Bombers captain leading from the front and the Fijian up and about.

 

[DemurePrincess]

New Bombers captain leading from the front and the Fijian up and about.

Oohhh love my a visit from an Old Boy.

Hello Robert what do we owe the pleasure

 

[DemurePrincess]

You could have waited to see what he wanted… he may have brought pizza…. With pineapple

 

[Nothing]

Anyway, I'm on a plane. Everybody look at me, I'm on a mother ****ing plane.

Hard to play footy on a plane. Generally need that 3rd dimension.

 

[CursingFijian]

Hard to play footy on a plane. Generally need that 3rd dimension.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh you cunny funt

 

[Robertio]

Oohhh love my a visit from an Old Boy.

Hello Robert what do we owe the pleasure

Oh it's you, i must be lost again, say hello to manicpie for me Princess.

 

[manicpie]

Oh it's you, i must be lost again, say hello to manicpie for me Princess.

Sorry for the late response but those Baghdad sand munchers released the camels and I had to round them up. Always looking for sabotage opportunities

 

[Robertio]

Sorry for the late response but those Baghdad sand munchers released the camels and I had to round them up. Always looking for sabotage opportunities

Piss in their tomato soup mate.

 

[grumbleguts]

Hi Royals.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh it's you, i must be lost again, say hello to manicpie for me Princess.

Say hello yourself… throw some catnip about and watch the nipwhore come running

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry for the late response but those Baghdad sand munchers released the camels and I had to round them up. Always looking for sabotage opportunities

speaking of camels….

Have you met our prized camel Fatima? She’s a right horny single humper