Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[GreyCrow]

Hi Royals.

Hello my good sir

Dont worry Bombres - all of you are on his ignore list

This is just an extended team PM for GG

 

[GreyCrow]

They seem like a rambunctious bunch. What's their recent finals record like?

Nobody cares

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hello my good sir

Dont worry Bombres - all of you are on his ignore list

This is just an extended team PM for GG

What did you say… annoy you in a pm…. Don’t make me do it

 

[CakeEater]

Cakester

Hope the hips are ready to shake and rattle

 

[GreyCrow]

What did you say… annoy you in a pm…. Don’t make me don’t it

There is a report button on PMs as well

 

[CakeEater]

They seem like a rambunctious bunch. What's their recent finals record like?

Almost as good as my record at jumping on a box from standing 0%

 

[CursingFijian]

Piss in their tomato soup mate.

Recipe for guinness.

 

[DemurePrincess]

There is a report button on PMs as well

 

[GreyCrow]

Mash that button

 

[DemurePrincess]

Piss in their tomato soup mate.

Well! Ya know that door you came in…

 

[DemurePrincess]

Mash that button

Yours or mine

 

[GreyCrow]

Yours or mine

 

[manicpie]

speaking of camels….

Have you met our prized camel Fatima? She’s a right horny single humper
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OMG, she's beautiful man

 

[DemurePrincess]

I was eating yoghurt and now it’s everywhere

 

[CakeEater]

Heres a joke for you bombers
If 5 ants rent a house with another 5 ants, does that make them tenants?

 

[Raz]

Morning all

Hope we have a great game on the weekend

Just truly hope the sim gods shine favour on me .

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Nah! We’re at the golden shitter so the jokes on you poo face

We shouldn't really be letting people like you in

 

[Membling]

Almost as good as my record at jumping on a box from standing 0%

Read that as into a box and it was a thing of beauty

 

[Membling]

We shouldn't really be letting people like you in

Someone you reckon would do a topdecker?

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Someone you reckon would do a topdecker?

She wouldn't know how to use one, does most of them in the Desert in a hole

 

[Uncle_Leo]

I was eating yoghurt and now it’s everywhere

Thats not yoghurt

 

[TasSixer]

Not sure I can make the ground on time, still stuck on the Cane Train.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Heres a joke for you bombers
If 5 ants rent a house with another 5 ants, does that make them tenants?

 

[Cadsky]

Jetstar has a 9/10 chance of engine failure… good luck!

Qantas bish



I don't fly with the plebs

 

[Cadsky]

I do. Don't tell anyone. I have a reputation to maintain.