Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Robertio]

Who's the main culprit for the boys? We should talk.

Dingster he's not afraid of anything.

 

[Firestarter]

Dingster he's not afraid of anything.

... Maybe I'll sit this out.

 

[Robertio]

Fair enough. I think even DenieD is over Ken.

Me neither mate.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Oh boy, #WigInTheGuts is BACK baby!!!!

How could an all SFA Center not get it

 

[JuddgementDay]

Let’s go OOBs - new year, new season - let’s chalk up our first win

 

[Robertio]

Let’s go OOBs - new year, new season - let’s chalk up our first win

The Juddge has spoken.

 

[The_Kraken]

How could an all SFA Center not get it

Who needs Ivan Soldo when we’ve got Elton Johns Wig

 

[Robertio]

Who needs Ivan Soldo when we’ve got Elton Johns Wig

Has he told you he's a premiership ruckman yet?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Who needs Ivan Soldo when we’ve got Elton Johns Wig

just some advice for our rookies sabso and The_Kraken playing on the HFF with Dingster CHF.
Just keep an eye on Ding and if he pulls out his hammer you both need to start running away from him and let the opposition take the full brunt of his power

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

How many Carlton supporters play for the OOBs?

 

[King Tenz]

How many Carlton supporters play for the OOBs?

Too many.

Don't ya hate those filthy bloos?

 

[Robertio]

How many Carlton supporters play for the OOBs?

6 Mebby we lost myblueroan but she's still our no1 supporter.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

6 Mebby we lost myblueroan but she's still our no1 supporter.

man that's a lot of cool people on one team
gonna make it a bit less fun when we beat you guys

 

[Robertio]

man that's a lot of cool people on one team
gonna make it a bit less fun when we beat you guys

Someone will have to stop gab213 at full forward, he has already won a Fred medal more most goals in a season.

 

[myblueroan]

6 Mebby we lost myblueroan but she's still our no1 supporter.

Always bleed blue and always support OOB.

 

[myblueroan]

Do you still want that supply of 'special' fermented carrot juice Rob?

Oh, hang on...was I supposed to talk about that?

 

[Robertio]

Do you still want that supply of 'special' fermented carrot juice Rob?

Oh, hang on...was I supposed to talk about that?

Yes and no MBR.

 

[philreich]

Surely I'm A Celeb Get Me Out Of Here is more important mate, that's where everybody ends up.

I've heard that certain prisons around the country have started forcing misbehaving prisoners to watch multiple episodes of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Apparently the incidence of reoffending is at an all time low.

 

[Robertio]

I've heard that certain prisons around the country have started forcing misbehaving prisoners to watch multiple episodes of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Apparently the incidence of reoffending is at an all time low.

Probably the best punishment of all time.

 

[philreich]

Probably the best punishment of all time.

It was either that or a Collingwood membership, so I guess most thought that I'm a Celebrity was the lesser of two evils.

 

[damicky]

man that's a lot of cool people on one team
gonna make it a bit less fun when we beat you guys

We have RPCB

 

[Dingster]

Too many.

Don't ya hate those filthy bloos?

You're going to need Witness Protection Tenzy.

 

[Dingster]

just some advice for our rookies sabso and The_Kraken playing on the HFF with Dingster CHF.
Just keep an eye on Ding and if he pulls out his hammer you both need to start running away from him and let the opposition take the full brunt of his power

That and you can be sure Mrs Turbo will be making a strong lead from the FP.

Wise move having me look after The_Kraken and sabso Tigerturbulance. DenieD we take our Rookie mentoring very seriously. We want them to thrive. To that end Mrs Turbo and I are going to put in long hours together and give it everything.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[philreich]

Research was done recently on what most people consider to be the most punchable face.

After surveying 1000 people in the Sin City region, this is what they came up with:
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Just a friendly word of advice - next time you're down at the beach, if you happen to see a crab, pick it up and put it to your ear. If you listen carefully, you'll be able to make out the distinctive sound of a crab ripping your ear off .