Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Firestarter]

Well at least we know this will be an active thread.

 

[King Tenz]

Damn, already on page 4.

Well, how the hell are ya, Swampys?

They're not great.

They still recovering from our very successful #cup2spoon2cup campaign.

What a time to be alive.

 

[DenieD]

I hope you don't mind me trash talking the old team for a second

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What a sad state of affairs for the old Dragons team. 1 post in an hour and half of the thread being up, first game of the season, hype is high and only one post.

Actually kinda sad, won't lie.

You shouldn't have left. You could've heralded in a new era for the Dragons, but instead you decided to be the 11th best poster on the Old Boys...

 

[Firestarter]

Damn, already on page 4.

Well, how the hell are ya, Swampys?

I smell of rats turd and pee but that's just the natural smell of a virgin.

 

[King Tenz]

You shouldn't have left. You could've heralded in a new era for the Dragons, but instead you decided to be the 11th best poster on the Old Boys...

Don't look at me, those guys didn't want me around.

 

[DenieD]

Damn, already on page 4.

Well, how the hell are ya, Swampys?

 

[Firestarter]

Why does he seriously look so familiar?

 

[DenieD]

Why would you do this roomie like that? Although personally, I’d pay for Senor Melty to have a one way ticket into space, if that helps your cause

Just throwing your rookie into the flames

 

[Robertio]

I hope you don't mind me trash talking the old team for a second

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What a sad state of affairs for the old Dragons team. 1 post in an hour and half of the thread being up, first game of the season, hype is high and only one post.

Actually kinda sad, won't lie.

They're improving from last season mate.

 

[DenieD]

Why does he seriously look so familiar?

I think it's because he looks like a bird

 

[Firestarter]

Just throwing your rookie into the flames

I'll take care of him real nice. I can be a friend to him.

 

[DenieD]

Don't look at me, those guys didn't want me around.

I highly doubt that, but if that's true then they are idiots.

 

[King Tenz]

I smell of rats turd and pee but that's just the natural smell of a virgin.

At least you can admit it. I respect it really.

 

[Firestarter]

I think it's because he looks like a bird

I remember seeing it in some time like the 2000s.

 

[Robertio]

I’m looking forward to tearing it up, except for when MAFS is on. Nothing interferes with my MAFS.

Surely I'm A Celeb Get Me Out Of Here is more important mate, that's where everybody ends up.

 

[DenieD]

I remember seeing it in some time like the 2000s.

Think it was a Pixar short that they put in front of Toy Story idk

 

[Firestarter]

I remember seeing it in some time like the 2000s.

Now I remember. Big ass bird and a bunch of little birds on a telephone pole.

 

[Firestarter]

Think it was a Pixar short that they put in front of Toy Story idk

That's it, thank you

 

[thewizardmelon]

Just throwing your rookie into the flames

sabso and The_Kraken are more than equipped to handle Melty McMeltface

 

[King Tenz]

I highly doubt that, but if that's true then they are idiots.

Wasn't feeling the love so I bounced.

Funnily enough most of the guys I wasn't feeling it from left anyway.

 

[DenieD]

Now I remember. Big ass bird and a bunch of little birds on a telephone pole.

I found it

 

[Firestarter]

sabso and The_Kraken are more than equipped to handle Melty McMeltface

Because they're

 

[Robertio]

You shouldn't have left. You could've heralded in a new era for the Dragons, but instead you decided to be the 11th best poster on the Old Boys...

He's going up the charts with a bullet.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Wasn't feeling the love so I bounced.

Funnily enough most of the guys I wasn't feeling it from left anyway.

Best decision ever! Being teammates with you, Irish BlueBagger and kenneyswarriors has been a fun ride so far!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Because they're

Soft Melty cheese types don’t survive long here


Oops, didn’t see you there big_icky