Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Dingster]

It it looks like none of them brush their teeth, ewww

That's just cheese mate. They're all getting into damicky. It was inevitable really. Rats - cheese - natural forces

 

[philreich]

I'm thinking of buying a Tassie membership lol.

I don't hate the team - more so the coach!!!

 

[sabso]

I don't hate the team - more so the coach!!!

Tassie have a coach already??

 

[Pugsley]

I don't hate the team - more so the coach!!!

Send them Ken and Koch in a package deal.

 

[Pugsley]

Tassie have a coach already??

They will be the AFL's new pet.

 

[MP_]

I know man

I'm sitting here like am I the baddie?

I know man

I'm sitting here like am I the baddie?

Can’t stand you tbh

 

[King Tenz]

Can’t stand you tbh

Literally did nothing to deserve such slander!!!!!!!

 

[philreich]

 

[Pugsley]

Can’t stand you tbh

Do you need a hug?

 

[philreich]

Bring on round one

Only 37 days until opening round starts. It'll be here before you can say, "Dissolve the Dragons."

 

[philreich]

Alcohol kills brain cells. MAFS has the same effect.

If I ever have the misfortune to record MAFS, I'll fast forward the program and watch the commercials.

 

[Pugsley]

Only 37 days until opening round starts. It'll be here before you can say, "Dissolve the Dragons."

Dragons, are they still a thing?

 

[sabso]

Only 37 days until opening round starts. It'll be here before you can say, "Dissolve the Dragons."

Mate thank god we’re not up at the Gold Coast for opening round. AFL might stick some unfortunate pair of teams in Shanghai again at some point

 

[philreich]

It's lucky Raz isn't a Swamprat. The gifs would upset him.

So would the cricket chat, with the Test in Sri Lanka starting tomorrow.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Which one is MP_? All those rats look alike.

If I ever have the misfortune to record MAFS, I'll fast forward the program and watch the commercials.

MP_ is the one dreaming of being on MAFS. It’s likely the only way a Swamprat would find a wife, you’d think.

 

[philreich]

Tassie have a coach already??

They don't even have a team yet, do they?

 

[philreich]

Send them Ken and Koch in a package deal.

Where do I sign?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Where do I sign?

Careful Phil, the rest of the AFL still needs Port to be good enough to make finals, but. It good enough to win. The perfect balance…

 

[philreich]

Dragons, are they still a thing?

Geez their match thread against the Roy's just hit page 4 - someone must have gatecrashed the thread.

 

[sabso]

Geez their match thread against the Roy's just hit page 4 - someone must have gatecrashed the thread.

Just checked and Dingster is the top poster on there

 

[damicky]

Just checked and Dingster is the top poster on there

You weren’t joking

 

[philreich]

Just checked and Dingster is the top poster on there

Without checking the quality of the banter, I'm sure there's such gems as:

• I picked my nose yesterday
• My big toe is bigger than your big toe!

 

[sabso]

Without checking the quality of the banter, I'm sure there's such gems as:

• I picked my nose yesterday
• My big toe is bigger than your big toe!

Almost makes you wish for ken gifs

 

[philreich]

Almost makes you wish for ken gifs

I wouldn't quite go that far.......

 

[jackster83]

It's lucky Raz isn't a Swamprat. The gifs would upset him.

Who?