Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

You really do not want to contract diabetes.

I'll take my risks with the hypertension.

So how much sugar is safe to eat?

Bc I give it a good nudge.

For example. I ate 8 zooper doopers last night, another 12 raffaellos, another 2 while I posted this and 3 vanilla up and go

 

[Pugsley]

So how much sugar is safe to eat?

Bc I give it a good nudge.

For example. I ate 8 zooper doopers last night, another 12 raffaellos, another 2 while I posted this and 3 vanilla up and go

 

[DemurePrincess]

YUM YUM

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Firstly those pork things are teeth breakers and those lollies you are displaying… I wouldn’t eat either!

I’m fussy about my lollies too

 

[Braklet]

So how much sugar is safe to eat?

"For a person consuming 2,000 calories a day, one 12-ounce can of soda contains nearly the maximum amount of added sugar recommended in one day."

ref https://www.cdc.gov/healthy-weight-growth/be-sugar-smart/index.html

For example. I ate 8 zooper doopers last night, another 12 raffaellos, another 2 while I posted this and 3 vanilla up and go

Holy sweet tooth, Batman!

 

[DemurePrincess]

"For a person consuming 2,000 calories a day, one 12-ounce can of soda contains nearly the maximum amount of added sugar recommended in one day."

ref https://www.cdc.gov/healthy-weight-growth/be-sugar-smart/index.html



Holy sweet tooth, Batman!

Omg! Really! I also have anywhere up to 6 cans of lemonade a day too . This is very bad indeed

 

[Braklet]

Firstly those pork things are teeth breaker and those lollies you are displaying… I wouldn’t eat either!

I’m fussy about my lollies too

Chicharrones are the gods' gift to snacking humans.

The premade ones don't usually break your teeth, they're crunchy and wonderful.

Occasionally you do get one of those hard bastards, though.

 

[Braklet]

Omg! Really! I also have anywhere up to 6 cans of lemonade a day too . This is very bad indeed

I also drink prepackaged lemonade, but I pour it over ice and then add another part filtered water. It's much better than straight up.

Everything is too damned sweet nowadays...

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Congrats on the 50

You are an absolute legend on and off the field! Always loved the tight squeeze between you and Robertio!

Disappointing that you guys and the Bombers came away with a defeat yesterday but may as well get the defeat out of the way now huh!

Congrats again! Love ya guts

Thank you for the kind words. I hope everyone takes this the right way, but the OOBs just aren't the OOBs without kenneyswarriors.

Camel man we need you and the camels back asap!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Thank you for the kind words. I hope everyone takes this the right way, but the OOBs just aren't the OOBs without kenneyswarriors.

Camel man we need you and the camels back asap!

I got an email a few days ago bc he’s not up for calls. Hes not great atm. His head is in constant pain the poor bugger but I constantly relay messages Of love from you guys

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I got an email a few days ago bc he’s not up for calls. Hes not great atm. His head is in constant pain the poor bigger but I constantly relay messages Of love from you guys

I send the great man my best regards and hopefully he gets well soon!

 

[Pugsley]

"For a person consuming 2,000 calories a day, one 12-ounce can of soda contains nearly the maximum amount of added sugar recommended in one day."

ref https://www.cdc.gov/healthy-weight-growth/be-sugar-smart/index.html



Holy sweet tooth, Batman!

Dr Brak has provided this consultation free of charge.

 

[philreich]

Haha you would eat shit if it was covered in sugar

For some reason I just thought of McDonald's.

 

[Pugsley]

I got an email a few days ago bc he’s not up for calls. Hes not great atm. His head is in constant pain the poor bugger but I constantly relay messages Of love from you guys

He knows we miss him

 

[Pugsley]

For some reason I just thought of McDonald's.

I just thought of that movie, Supersize me.

 

[philreich]

Everything is too damned sweet nowadays...

Except Collingwood fans.......

 

[Fleabane]

A very very disappointing defeat, but it's early days and we will get better as the season progresses.

Congrats to the Rats and we might see each other again in the finals hopefully. It's just a shame that we couldn't get the win on my 50th game for this team.

A shout out to some former OOBs here DemurePrincess Fleabane myblueroan and the man formerly known as U2 Tigers TRUMAN#1 for being a major part of my Sweet FA journey.

A shout out to all of the current OOBs team for being a part of the journey as well. This story is far from over. There is still many more pages and chapters to be written!

I just wish kenneyswarriors was here to celebrate with me as well. Hopefully all is good with the great man.

Oh and sabso and The_Kraken our two debutants played very well in the game i thought. Just like me your first 50 games will fly by as well.

Congratulations on your 50 games, Irish; fantastic team mate. Shame about the loss but it'll just sharpen OOB up!

 

[Pugsley]

I'm not much on seafood either, but I do like some shrimp or prawns now and again.

Mrs Brak despises any food that originates in the water.

I have a friend who refuses to drink water because of what fish do in it.

 

[Fleabane]

Haha you would eat shit if it was covered in sugar

But would prefer it without!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Congratulations on your 50 games, Irish; fantastic team mate. Shame about the loss but it'll just sharpen OOB up!

It's great to see you back in the Sweet FA Fleabane. The Roys are a great bunch as well.

 

[Fleabane]

I got an email a few days ago bc he’s not up for calls. Hes not great atm. His head is in constant pain the poor bugger but I constantly relay messages Of love from you guys

That is so horrible to have that amount of pain to deal with. Life can be so ****ing unfair. Really feel for him. He's such an intelligent, decent, funny human being. My all time favourite. Send him my love!

 

[Fleabane]

It's great to see you back in the Sweet FA Fleabane. The Roys are a great bunch as well.

Thanks Irish. Good to be back!

 

[Robertio]

Omg! Really! I also have anywhere up to 6 cans of lemonade a day too . This is very bad indeed

 

[DenieD]

4 : 18.23 {rFP} - Did Robertio manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.11.83
Sin City Swamprats : 17.13.115
4 : 18.3 {FB} - The ball is now with Robertio.
4 : 18.34 {rBP} - A wild handball - but luckily tigerland_1720 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 18.38 {rBP} - Ant Bear rides tigerland_1720 into the ground.
4 : 18.4 {lFP} - Ant Bear to send the ball forward.
4 : 18.45 {lFP} - Ant Bear walks into goal.
4 : 18.48 {lFP} - Tremendous solo effort from Ant Bear results in a goal.
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.11.83
Sin City Swamprats : 18.13.121
4 : 18.52 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 18.58 {rW} - DenieD threads his way through traffic.
4 : 19.02 {rHBF} - Passes to spookism by hand.
4 : 19.07 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of GremioPower.
4 : 19.09 {C} - GremioPower is outmarked by Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 19.13 {rW} - Pugsley sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 19.17 {rW} - He involves kenneyswarriors in the play.
4 : 19.21 {lW} - Iva Bigun on the end of this.
4 : 19.23 {rHFF} - philreich trying to offer a lead.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Ticky009 gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 19.31 {lHBF} - Ticky009 looking for a lead.
4 : 19.36 {CHB} - Flicks it to Shuestar13.
4 : 19.38 {lHBF} - Finds Ticky009 with a handball.
4 : 19.42 {CHB} - A short kick to Shuestar13.
4 : 19.46 {CHB} - Shuestar13 stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
4 : 19.5 {CHB} - With the ball is Shuestar13.
4 : 19.54 {CHB} - Hold on ....
4 : 19.57 - <<< GotTheGoodes is trading places with RPCB >>>
4 : 20.04 {CHB} - Shuestar13 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.08 {CHB} - Dingster sews him up!.
4 : 20.11 {CHF} - So Dingster ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 20.15 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of gab213.
4 : 20.19 {FF} - gab213 and Jewelsbon both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 20.23 {FB} - Jewelsbon slowing down the play.
4 : 20.25 {lHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 20.3 {lHBF} - philreich did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 20.33 {CHF} - Dingster has it.
4 : 20.37 {CHF} - Dingster nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 20.4 {CHF} - Dingster blazes away at goal.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Ophidian Old Boys : 13.11.89
Sin City Swamprats : 18.13.121
4 : 20.48 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 20.54 {C} - GremioPower sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.58 {rW} - Handballs to DenieD.
4 : 21.02 {rW} - DenieD nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 21.06 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to MP_. As good as a kick.
4 : 21.1 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to sataris.
4 : 21.13 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 21.17 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 21.21 {FB} - BRAB sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 21.25 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to kenneyswarriors.
4 : 21.27 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 21.31 {FB} - That's a fantasic tackle by damicky.
4 : 21.35 {rFP} - Nobody's checking MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 21.39 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 21.42 {rFP} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Ophidian Old Boys : 13.11.89
Sin City Swamprats : 18.14.122
4 : 21.5 {FB} - Robertio slowing down the play.
4 : 21.53 {FB} - Robertio ran into MrsEddieBetts and came off second-best.
4 : 21.56 {rFP} - MrsEddieBetts looking for a lead.
4 : 22 {rFP} - MrsEddieBetts slams the ball at goal.
4 : 22.04 {rFP} - Across the face : one behind.
Ophidian Old Boys : 13.11.89
Sin City Swamprats : 18.15.123
4 : 22.12 {FB} - BRAB with the ball now.
4 : 22.15 {FB} - BRAB nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 22.19 {CHB} - Another bounce taken by BRAB.
4 : 22.23 {CHB} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
4 : 22.27 {CHF} - Firestarter looks downfield.
4 : 22.29 {CHF} - Open goal!.
4 : 22.33 {CHF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Ophidian Old Boys : 13.11.89
Sin City Swamprats : 18.16.124
4 : 22.41 {FB} - tigerland_1720 looking for a lead.
4 : 22.43 {lHBF} - A kick towards thewizardmelon territory.
4 : 22.47 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon spills the mark.
4 : 22.52 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon takes off.
4 : 22.55 {lHBF} - Handballs to Irish BlueBagger.
4 : 22.58 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to kenneyswarriors.
4 : 23.02 {lHBF} - kenneyswarriors dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 23.06 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Braklet.
4 : 23.1 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 23.12 {CHB} - Braklet wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.16 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.21 {rW} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 23.25 {rW} - Pugsley wrestles with RPCB - and wins. Good mark.
4 : 23.27 {rW} - Pugsley takes off.
4 : 23.31 {rW} - Big ... big kick by Pugsley.
4 : 23.35 {rW} - It's a goal. A goal to Pugsley.
Ophidian Old Boys : 14.11.95
Sin City Swamprats : 18.16.124
4 : 23.38 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
4 : 23.45 {rW} - The ball is now with Pugsley.
4 : 23.49 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards The_Kraken.
4 : 23.53 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and ant555 will take the mark.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - A bit of space for ant555 to utilise.
4 : 24 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to Ticky009.
4 : 24.04 {lHBF} - spookism receives his handpass.
4 : 24.08 {lHBF} - OOOOOOOooohh... kenneyswarriors has poleaxed spookism.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is philreich.
4 : 24.14 {CHF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 24.18 {CHF} - Shuestar13 upset the marking attempt by Dingster.
4 : 24.22 {rHBF} - ant555 through heavy traffic.
4 : 24.27 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to GremioPower.
4 : 24.28 {C} - Poor option and Elton Johns Wig makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 24.32 {lW} - Iva Bigun has possession.
4 : 24.37 {lW} - DenieD made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
4 : 24.4 {rW} - Nobody's checking DenieD.
4 : 24.43 - <<< jackster83 is coming on to replace RPCB >>>
4 : 24.51 {rW} - So DenieD ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.55 {rW} - Passes to spookism by hand.
4 : 24.57 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to BloodySwan.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Ophidian Old Boys : 14.11.95
Sin City Swamprats : 18.16.124
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Match Over!