Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Fighting Furies vs Dragons FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome [MOTR]

[Orange crush]

I hope this isn't another divorce story...

No …. A trip to china story

 

[T2B_]

No …. A trip to china story

Sounds ruff

 

[Orange crush]

Sounds ruff

A dog’s breakfast

 

[T2B_]

Our beloved skip is very busy this week with IRL, so you know what that means (well Bonz might).

Tag team time!

Chief
A Swallow
DJ75
Blaze Storm
Ge3ks

 

[T2B_]

Pie 4 Life
Mooresome
freo84
DragoDelph
BringBackTheAnchor
Hatchy1992

 

[T2B_]

Purple Jesus
Knifey Spoony
VandoHawk
Lbaddie29
Drizzy
Bradesmaen

 

[T2B_]

HawkAussie
Ligma
Ljp86
Pickitt
Strigoi

 

[James Colorado]

Our beloved skip is very busy this week with IRL, so you know what that means (well Bonz might).

Tag team time!

Chief
A Swallow
DJ75
Blaze Storm
Ge3ks

Your captain has a life?

Between the 57 captains on our list, we barely scrape one together.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Your captain has a life?

Between the 57 captains on our list, we barely scrape one together.

NaturalDisaster as skipper counts as a negative for that.

 

[T2B_]

Your captain has a life?

Between the 57 captains on our list, we barely scrape one together.

Are you guys now doing the equivalent of pet memberships and making your pets and/or children/spouses etc captain as well?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Are you guys now doing the equivalent of pet memberships and making your pets and/or children/spouses etc captain as well?

We've outsourced some captaincy roles to people not even in the Sweet FA.

MC Bad Genius is in charge of finance.

 

[freo84]

Hows it hanging Furies?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

NaturalDisaster as skipper counts as a negative for that.

-10 in fact

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hows it hanging Furies?

"It" being what specifically?

 

[freo84]

"It" being what specifically?

Use your imagination

 

[T2B_]

Use your imagination

To be fair the amount of kicks serial_thrilla has sustained to a certain region courtesy of Bonz, "it" is probably all a bit messy

 

[serial_thrilla]

Use your imagination

If you are male having a suit made, the tailor will sometime ask “Do you dress to the left or the right, Sir?”. The question is not political, what he means is do your dangling bits hang to the left or right of your pants crotch. This probably depends on your handedness: right handed would tend to dress to the left and left handed to the right. Occasionally when dressing, a person can sometimes dress to the wrong side. This can be awkward and uncomfortable. To make matters worse a man might accidentally dress the wrong way in his pants and the right way in his underwear or vice versa. This can be very uncomfortable and, lacking the privacy for a fresh start a man is likely to spend the rest of the day groping around, trying to correct the situation. Perhaps ladies have similar problems with their bits.
So the greeting “how’s it hanging?” is really similar to “how are you?”: comfortable or awkward.

 

[freo84]

If you are male having a suit made, the tailor will sometime ask “Do you dress to the left or the right, Sir?”. The question is not political, what he means is do your dangling bits hang to the left or right of your pants crotch. This probably depends on your handedness: right handed would tend to dress to the left and left handed to the right. Occasionally when dressing, a person can sometimes dress to the wrong side. This can be awkward and uncomfortable. To make matters worse a man might accidentally dress the wrong way in his pants and the right way in his underwear or vice versa. This can be very uncomfortable and, lacking the privacy for a fresh start a man is likely to spend the rest of the day groping around, trying to correct the situation. Perhaps ladies have similar problems with their bits.
So the greeting “how’s it hanging?” is really similar to “how are you?”: comfortable or awkward.

So, Hows it hanging?

 

[serial_thrilla]

So, Hows it hanging?

To the left.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So, Hows it hanging?

Mine is generally pointing rather than hanging.

Winning streaks has that affect.

And Bonz

 

[T2B_]

If you are male having a suit made, the tailor will sometime ask “Do you dress to the left or the right, Sir?”. The question is not political, what he means is do your dangling bits hang to the left or right of your pants crotch. This probably depends on your handedness: right handed would tend to dress to the left and left handed to the right. Occasionally when dressing, a person can sometimes dress to the wrong side. This can be awkward and uncomfortable. To make matters worse a man might accidentally dress the wrong way in his pants and the right way in his underwear or vice versa. This can be very uncomfortable and, lacking the privacy for a fresh start a man is likely to spend the rest of the day groping around, trying to correct the situation. Perhaps ladies have similar problems with their bits.
So the greeting “how’s it hanging?” is really similar to “how are you?”: comfortable or awkward.

 

[Purple Jesus]

We gonna play this one twice as well fellas?

 

[Bonz]

Our beloved skip is very busy this week with IRL, so you know what that means (well Bonz might).

Tag team time!

Chief
A Swallow
DJ75
Blaze Storm
Ge3ks

I'm yours

 

[Bonz]

To be fair the amount of kicks serial_thrilla has sustained to a certain region courtesy of Bonz, "it" is probably all a bit messy

I would say there isn't much left, but that's implying there was something to begin with

 

[ShaunDuggan]

We gonna play this one twice as well fellas?

We'll take the 8 points sure.