Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Ophidian Old Boys vs East Side Hawks at Spotswood Oval

[Tarkyn_24]

Hey

I just met you

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Why change it? They've been doing it for several seasons now.

And TBH, I liked it more then

Anything to say, boncer34 larrikin Biggie ?

 

[Scythe94]

I just met you

And this is crazy

 

[sausageroll]

Anything to say, boncer34 larrikin Biggie ?

To you? I doubt it.

 

[por_please_ya]

And this is crazy

But here's my number

 

[Scythe94]

But here's my number

I feel like we need to finish this chain with a philreich joke

 

[philreich]

I feel like we need to finish this chain with a philreich joke

Paddy walks into a bar and asks for 3 pints of Guinness.

Barman pours him 3 pints and watches him drink evenly from each of the 3 pints until they are all finished at about the same time.

The barman says to Paddy, mate you know I'll keep an eye on you, and when you get low on a drink I'll have another one poured for you, that way you'll always have a fresh pint.

Paddy says no, the reason I do this is that I've got a brother in Ireland and another brother in America, and when I do this I feel like I'm having a pint with them. Barman says fair enough.

Over the following months Paddy comes in every week and goes through the same routine, until one week Paddy comes in and orders 2 pints of Guinness. The barman, realising what has happened comes up to Paddy and offers his condolences for one of Paddy's brothers passing.

Paddy says no, my brothers are still alive, I've just given up drinking.

 

[por_please_ya]

Paddy walks into a bar and asks for 3 pints of Guinness.

Barman pours him 3 pints and watches him drink evenly from each of the 3 pints until they are all finished at about the same time.

The barman says to Paddy, mate you know I'll keep an eye on you, and when you get low on a drink I'll have another one poured for you, that way you'll always have a fresh pint.

Paddy says no, the reason I do this is that I've got a brother in Ireland and another brother in America, and when I do this I feel like I'm having a pint with them. Barman says fair enough.

Over the following months Paddy comes in every week and goes through the same routine, until one week Paddy comes in and orders 2 pints of Guinness. The barman, realising what has happened comes up to Paddy and offers his condolences for one of Paddy's brothers passing.

Paddy says no, my brothers are still alive, I've just given up drinking.

Classic Paddy.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

And this is crazy

24’s my number. And TY’s too baby.

 

[Pugsley]

But here's my number

but I'm a dingo and you stole my baby.

 

[TY24]

Paddy walks into a bar and asks for 3 pints of Guinness.

Barman pours him 3 pints and watches him drink evenly from each of the 3 pints until they are all finished at about the same time.

The barman says to Paddy, mate you know I'll keep an eye on you, and when you get low on a drink I'll have another one poured for you, that way you'll always have a fresh pint.

Paddy says no, the reason I do this is that I've got a brother in Ireland and another brother in America, and when I do this I feel like I'm having a pint with them. Barman says fair enough.

Over the following months Paddy comes in every week and goes through the same routine, until one week Paddy comes in and orders 2 pints of Guinness. The barman, realising what has happened comes up to Paddy and offers his condolences for one of Paddy's brothers passing.

Paddy says no, my brothers are still alive, I've just given up drinking.

Credit to Paddy

 

[philreich]

 

[por_please_ya]

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You damn right she is

 

[Tarkyn_24]

but I'm a dingo and you stole my baby.

This is a surprising turn of events Mr PassesasaPug

 

[TY24]

 

[The Majestic]

It is a shame that your club is only Bronze Level and not Gold The Majestic other wise you could have availed yourself of our OOB Day Spa and got a bit of pampering in while your at Spotswood

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I guess I will have to take my aches and pains somewhere else to get massaged, being a 70 year old mutated lizard the body isnt what she used to be.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I guess I will have to take my aches and pains somewhere else to get massaged, being a 70 year old mutated lizard the body isnt what she used to be.

try rubbing some of this in to the parts that ache

 

[por_please_ya]

try rubbing some of this in to the parts that ache

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[PhenomenalV1]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was joyful. Very much like Christmas. Merry Christmas PhenomenalV1

Yeah, c'mon philreich, what do you want from Santa Phenom?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

try rubbing some of this in to the parts that ache

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Literal snake oil. Why am I not shocked that you've stooped this low.

 

[sabso]

try rubbing some of this in to the parts that ache

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It’s a trap! Turbo offered it to me once, I foolishly accepted and now I have to pay him back with regular buffing sessions

Don’t mind them actually tbf

 

[Pugsley]

This is a surprising turn of events Mr PassesasaPug

A lyric an old workmate and I made up was I'm a dingo and I ate your baby referring to Lindy Chamberlain.

 

[TY24]

try rubbing some of this in to the parts that ache

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Now I just smell like arse?

 

[Biggie]

Anything to say, boncer34 larrikin Biggie ?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Uh… larrikin boncer34 ?