Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Ophidian Old Boys vs East Side Hawks at Spotswood Oval

[philreich]

A woman is in Coles, lining up to pay for her groceries, but her 2 kids are being brats - refusing to stand in line, and running up and down the aisles. Their mother loses it, "F***ING GET OVER HERE NOW, OR I'LL SMASH YOUR F***ING HEADS TOGETHER."

A young man is in the line directly behind her, and he calmly asks her, "Excuse me for asking madam, but are your children twins?"

She gives him a filthy look, and snaps, "TWINS? OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT F***ING TWINS - WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?"

Unperturbed, the young man says, "Well it's just that I find it hard to believe that anyone would want to have sex with you twice."

 

[sabso]

I have a list - I don't like forward or defensive rookies, shortarse rookies, bottom of the ladder rookies, expensive rookies, or I should know better than to pick you rookies, so no Essendon, Tiges, NM, WC, Geelong, which means I've loaded up my Backs, Forwards and Rucks and have 8 mid rookies. Trying the long game this year.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have a list - I don't like forward or defensive rookies, shortarse rookies, bottom of the ladder rookies, expensive rookies, or I should know better than to pick you rookies, so no Essendon, Tiges, NM, WC, Geelong, which means I've loaded up my Backs, Forwards and Rucks and have 8 mid rookies. Trying the long game this year.

Hi kenneyswarriors just checked my phone and it’s not broken

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Hi kenneyswarriors just checked my phone and it’s not broken

 

[Dingster]

Hi kenneyswarriors just checked my phone and it’s not broken

Good job kenneyswarriors

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Good job kenneyswarriors

 

[kenneyswarriors]

So, as well as no Saturday footy, no Thursday footy this week either. I'll have to watch a movie.

 

[Robertio]

So, as well as no Saturday footy, no Thursday footy this week either. I'll have to watch a movie.

Friday night footy mate, grab your popcorn Blues by ten goals and anyone that gives a laugh react can get stuffed

 

[Wosh]

ATTENTION!
Rogue scam has popped up from an ad

DO NOT OPEN

 

[DemurePrincess]

Good job kenneyswarriors

Good job what? He felt super bad clearly bc I’ve already spoken to him So in your face Ding Ding

 

[Dingster]

Good job what? He felt super bad clearly bc I’ve already spoken to him
So in your face Ding Ding

Your phone wasn't broken. kenneyswarriors saves the day again.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Your phone wasn't broken. kenneyswarriors saves the day again.

It never was but it worked like a charm.

Thanks kenneyswarriors

 

[Dingster]

Over The Post give us a big cheesy smile.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I must admit to being happy seeing you thrown out on the flank and not bang in the qoal square,
reckon it will cost the hawks the game that selection alone

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

And probably sausageroll

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Old Boys sign Tarks.

Great now I’ll never score a goal ever again

 

[philreich]

A Warriors match thread is no worse than tonight's AFL game.

 

[Over The Post]

Over The Post give us a big cheesy smile.

Cheers brother

 

[DemurePrincess]

A Warriors match thread is no worse than tonight's AFL game.

 

[Dingster]

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Cheers brother

Best

 

[philreich]

If your mother in law is visiting and you don't like her, it'd tempting to tie her to a chair and make her watch this game. Then if she complains too much, keep her tied up and make her watch the replay.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If your mother in law is visiting and you don't like her, it'd tempting to tie her to a chair and make her watch this game. Then if she complains too much, keep her tied up and make her watch the replay.

I’m watching the game and I have way too many questions

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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Cheers brother

Your preseason and continual efforts at training have paid off and why you have been selected as the last line of the OOB defence as our full back this week

 

[Robertio]

I’m watching the game and I have way too many questions

I'm doing my best lol.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm doing my best lol.

You’re very patient. Thank you

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You’re very patient. Thank you