Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Sin City Swamprats v Wonders FFC at The Underground Stadium

One thing the Swamprats and the Wonders have in common is their love of cheese.

The current world record for different types of cheese on a Pizza is 1001.

So I propose that this weekend, we feed all the Rats in Sin City at least 1002 different types of cheese.

Then one way or another, round up all the Rats in Sin City, and place them all on a giant Pizza covering the Underground Stadium pitch to beat the current world record.

 
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One thing the Swamprats and the Wonders have in common is there love of cheese.

The current world record for different types of cheese on a Pizza is 1001.

So I propose that this weekend, we feed all the Rats in Sin City at least 1002 different types of cheese.

Then one way or another, round up all the Rats in Sin City, and place them all on a giant Pizza covering the Underground Stadium pitch to beat the current world record.

That's a silly idea, you would have to skin them first.
 
That's a silly idea, you would have to skin them first.
Not necessarily.

If we can coordinate them to all poop on the gigantic Underground Pizza Base, turn the pitch warmers on, and leave the Pizza to bake in the sun, we could break the record without skinning anything.
 
Not necessarily.

If we can coordinate them to all poop on the gigantic Underground Pizza Base, turn the pitch warmers on, and leave the Pizza to bake in the sun, we could break the record without skinning anything.
I don't think you will have any takers when you've said it's cheese.
 
One thing the Swamprats and the Wonders have in common is there love of cheese.

The current world record for different types of cheese on a Pizza is 1001.

So I propose that this weekend, we feed all the Rats in Sin City at least 1002 different types of cheese.

Then one way or another, round up all the Rats in Sin City, and place them all on a giant Pizza covering the Underground Stadium pitch to beat the current world record.


Everyone loves The Cheese 😬
 
Some Sydney Nerd is in legal strife at the moment for importing plutonium to the apartment he lived in with his parents in a bid to collect all elements of periodic table.

What do the Swamprats collectively collect apart from SFA wins?
We collect piss discs. Got a freezer full of them.
 
The OP features some of my best work —- my second favourite set of OP’s this season after Ocha905 .

Same sentiment as last time; I can’t imagine this thread getting more entertaining from here. Lock it, post the match and move onto next week. We’ve already peaked
 
The OP features some of my best work —- my second favourite set of OP’s this season after Ocha905 .

Same sentiment as last time; I can’t imagine this thread getting more entertaining from here. Lock it, post the match and move onto next week. We’ve already peaked
Yes, you have peaked already. We know it. It wasn't impressive, nothing to write home about, bye.
 
Yes, you have peaked already. We know it. It wasn't impressive, nothing to write home about, bye.

You’re just jealous that you weren’t quoted 7 times in the OP

#lol#lolWonders
 
The OP features some of my best work —- my second favourite set of OP’s this season after Ocha905 .

Same sentiment as last time; I can’t imagine this thread getting more entertaining from here. Lock it, post the match and move onto next week. We’ve already peaked
you make a very good point
 

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Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Sin City Swamprats v Wonders FFC at The Underground Stadium


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