State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Allies v Vic Metro at the Gabba

[Dingster]

So the match is tomorrow night.

You might be playing tomorrow. The ones are playing Sunday

 

[myblueroan]

I still cant believe this is the best Vic metro could come up with.
Embarrassing really.

Ha! I've kept up my training at the Secret Spanish Riding School here in Vienna and if you think flying Daleks was a shock? You Allied dummies won't know what hit you. Been sending back detailed instructive vids for James Colorado and team.
So we'll be flying come game time.
You poor suckers.
No-one expects the Spanish Riding School Inquisition

 

[tony]

Goose switched on for a big game.

Oh shit, is GWS Goose on our team. This might make the after training dinner a bit awkward.

 

[Grav]

Any idea what year the game is?
Can only put up with so much… from this mob who call themselves Vic Metro, sheeesh!

 

[damicky]

Oh shit, is GWS Goose on our team. This might make the after training dinner a bit awkward.

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He had a good run

 

[moginie]

Ha! I've kept up my training at the Secret Spanish Riding School here in Vienna and if you think flying Daleks was a shock? You Allied dummies won't know what hit you. Been sending back detailed instructive vids for James Colorado and team.
So we'll be flying come game time.
You poor suckers.
No-one expects the Spanish Riding School Inquisition

Well, no, nobody would be expecting the Spanish inquisition in Vienna. An Austrian one, quite likely.

Its main weapon being fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the force.

And flying? Sounds like this pony has been going down the K-hole.

 

[James Colorado]

Oh shit, is GWS Goose on our team. This might make the after training dinner a bit awkward.

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If he isn't already then after game time, GWS Goose will be well and truly cooked.

 

[James Colorado]

Well, no, nobody would be expecting the Spanish inquisition in Vienna. An Austrian one, quite likely.

It's main weapon being fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the force.

And flying? Sounds like this pony has been going down the K-hole.

Well, if the Habsburgs were to somehow return to their former glory overnight, the Spanish Inquisition would not feel too out of place in Vienna.

 

[James Colorado]

I still cant believe this is the best Vic metro could come up with.
Embarrassing really.

You will be one blushing Goose when that team embarrasses you on...whenever the game is.

 

[James Colorado]

Feels just like home here, team sheet yet to be posted, no Pickitt posting.

Maybe I should post the Allies teamsheet with an incorrect round number to make you feel really at home.

 

[moginie]

Well, if the Habsburgs were to somehow return to their former glory overnight, the Spanish Inquisition would not feel too out of place in Vienna.

I'm sure interbreeding never goes out of fashion in Austria.

 

[James Colorado]

I'm sure interbreeding never goes out of fashion in Austria.

Careful, there's a whole state in the Allies which has to deal with more inbreeding jokes per head than the rest of the country.

 

[moginie]

Careful, there's a whole state in the Allies which has to deal with more inbreeding jokes per head than the rest of the country.

 

[spudmaster]

Evening Allies and fellow Metro teammates. Carrying a couple of extra layers of peel as the offseason has been an enjoyable one, but looking forward to kicking the pill around again all the same.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

One of these days I'll have to resurrect the Sweet Basketball Association from back in 2017.

Of course, the Allies would be barred from the competition.

 

[GWS Goose]

Goose switched on for a big game.

After the umpires snubbed me in the Mobbs I'm more motivated than a 14 yo looking for Taylor Swift tickets.
I'll be wracking up disposals quicker than the hawk tuah girl is getting unsolicited PM's from incels.

Side note, I reckon that Vic metro players are the type to be sending said DMs

 

[spudmaster]

.I'll be wracking up disposals quicker the hawk tuah girl is getting unsolicited PM's from incels.

Side note, I reckon that Vic metro players are the type to be sending said DMs

Still waiting to hear back.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

:cough:

I get it - you're making up excuses for your qooty already

Next it'll be - Oh my tendons.... oh my shin splints...

 

[myblueroan]

Well, no, nobody would be expecting the Spanish inquisition in Vienna. An Austrian one, quite likely.

Its main weapon being fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the force.

And flying? Sounds like this pony has been going down the K-hole.

EXactly! Which is why our chief weapons are fear and surprise! Geez, it's not that hard Moginie. Not like it will be for your mob on...ummm...whenever the bloody game is.
I also bought knight's armour for our team which makes us ultra defensive, if not a bit slow in attack
Hmmm...I think J.C might nix those.

 

[GWS Goose]

If he isn't already then after game time, GWS Goose will be well and truly cooked.

Probably, 40 touches and 6 goals is likely to fatigue me somewhat

 

[Mrs Turbo]

That's one good looking spud



Luving your AV spudmaster

 

[GWS Goose]

You will be one blushing Goose when that team embarrasses you on...whenever the game is.

Are you guys planning a guard of honour, maybe present me with a plaque or something.
That would definitely embarrassment.
This may surprise you, despite my many many many plaudits, the pomp and ceremony makes me feel a little uneasy

 

[moginie]

EXactly! Which is why our chief weapons are fear and surprise! Geez, it's not that hard Moginie. Not like it will be for your mob on...ummm...whenever the bloody game is.
I also bought knight's armour for our team which makes us ultra defensive, if not a bit slow in attack
Hmmm...I think J.C might nix those.

One would think that an extra 25kg would make it very difficult to waddle, let alone fly like a Dalek.

Or they could fly in the same way that bricks don't.

 

[James Colorado]

Still waiting to hear back.

I get a "**** off creep!"

 

[Bovo]

Are you guys planning a guard of honour, maybe present me with a plaque or something.
That would definitely embarrassment.
This may surprise you, despite my many many many plaudits, the pomp and ceremony makes me feel a little uneasy

We were planning to give you a fruit bowl to store your thoughts!