State of Origin Series XIX Round 2 - South Australia vs West Australia at Adelaide Oval

[DragoDelph]

Who will be left standing out there when the lights come on?

 

[Wosh]

Sorry guys and gals but 5 minutes of the game is missing from the sim.
I'll be back with the fix as soon as the simmer can get to it.

Go milk the cows or something, they are probably confused.

 

[Pugsley]

I wouldn't take him out in this weather - it's almost as cold as my ex wife's heart.

Mine actually pushed me in a wheelchair a couple of weeks ago in Brisbane airport. We were passing the stairwell and I said this is the perfect opportunity to push me down.
Her boyfriend laughed. She didn't even show emotion.

 

[jackster83]

Lights have gone out at the ground.

We can hear some noise from the field.

Sounds like a highlander reenactment?

Well SA is known for our Power outages.

 

[Brenton Davy]

oops wrong movie

I was wondering what the hell Lawrence of Arabia had to do with Highlander…

 

[Pugsley]

Sorry guys and gals but 5 minutes of the game is missing from the sim.
I'll be back with the fix as soon as the simmer can get to it.

Go milk the cows or something, they are probably confused.

I'll wash my cat.

 

[Falconista]

He loved his daughter in laws a little too much allegedly.

Holt too?

Billy Snedden certainly did. In fact, it killed him!

 

[philreich]

We can hear some noise from the field.

Port fans practicing their booing for Saturday?

 

[Wosh]

Lucky it's only lunchtime in WA and South Australians went to bed an hour ago.

 

[GreyCrow]

I'll wash my cat.

Steven Tigg Likes This

 

[jackster83]

Port fans practicing their booing for Saturday?

 

[GreyCrow]

Lucky it's only lunchtime in WA and South Australians went to bed an hour ago.

Stop looking in my window

 

[DragoDelph]

I'll wash my cat.

 

[Pugsley]

I'm baptising it.

 

[philreich]

Mine actually pushed me in a wheelchair a couple of weeks ago in Brisbane airport. We were passing the stairwell and I said this is the perfect opportunity to push me down.
Her boyfriend laughed. She didn't even show emotion.

I bought mine a chair for her birthday last month. But now I'm a bit annoyed at her, because she's refusing to plug it in.

 

[Pugsley]

I bought mine a chair for her birthday last month. But now I'm a bit annoyed at her, because she's refusing to plug it in.

My kids would unplug my life support to charge their Iphones.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I bought mine a chair for her birthday last month. But now I'm a bit annoyed at her, because she's refusing to plug it in.

You need the rechargeable battery model…

 

[Falconista]

Sorry guys and gals but 5 minutes of the game is missing from the sim.
I'll be back with the fix as soon as the simmer can get to it.

Go milk the cows or something, they are probably confused.

Is eleven hours into the job too early to blame this on the new admin?

 

[philreich]

My kids would unplug my life support to charge their Iphones.

My son said to me earlier today, "Dad - if I ever get to a point in my life where I struggle to verbally communicate effectively with the outside world, I want you to disconnect my life support."

So I turned off the internet.

 

[Wosh]

Testing

1 : 5.56 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Bradesmaen.
1 : 6.04 {C} - GreyCrow has possession.
1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Cap can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - Cap does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 6.22 {rFP} - dogs105 presents.
1 : 6.26 {rFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 6.31 {lBP} - Purple Jess with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 6.35 {rBP} - A poor handpass but BFew is up to the challenge.
1 : 6.39 {rBP} - Penalised for running too far.
1 : 6.43 {lFP} - sausageroll has possession.
1 : 6.48 {lFP} - BFew thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
1 : 6.52 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.55 {FB} - Handballs to MWPP.
1 : 7 {FB} - MWPP sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 7.04 {lHBF} - He rewards the Chipmunk lead.
1 : 7.08 {lHBF} - Chipmunk gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
1 : 7.12 {lHBF} - So Chipmunk ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 7.16 {lHBF} - Chipmunk has a bounce.
1 : 7.2 {rW} - He sends the ball to Barrybran.
1 : 7.24 {rW} - Barrybran is the target but he's outplayed by jackster83.
1 : 7.28 {lW} - jackster83 has it.
1 : 7.33 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
1 : 7.37 {C} - DragoDelph sews GreyCrow up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 7.41 {C} - DragoDelph looking for a lead.
1 : 7.45 - <<< Golumless is coming on to replace Bradesmaen >>>
1 : 7.54 {C} - Nobody's checking DragoDelph.
1 : 7.57 {C} - Handpasses to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 8.01 {C} - BLUEALLTHRU runs into philreich and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 8.06 {lW} - Nobody's checking jackster83.
1 : 8.1 {C} - A slick handpass goes to GreyCrow.
1 : 8.14 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Cap.
1 : 8.18 {rHFF} - He elects to use GremioPower and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.24 {rHFF} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to GremioPower.
1 : 8.28 {rHFF} - The ball is now with GremioPower.
1 : 8.32 {rHFF} - Finds Cadsky with a handball.
1 : 8.37 {rHFF} - Cadsky has a shot from fifty.
1 : 8.41 {rHFF} - MWPP slaps it through for a behind.
South Australia : 1.4.10
Western Australia : 1.1.7
1 : 8.49 {FB} - Purple Jess slowing down the play.
1 : 8.53 {FB} - Hands it off to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 8.57 {lHBF} - A worm burner to Chipmunk.
1 : 9.01 {lHBF} - GremioPower claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 9.06 {lHBF} - Chipmunk with a little space.
1 : 9.09 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Ljp86 is up to the challenge.
1 : 9.13 {CHB} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 9.18 {CHF} - Pugsley looking for a lead.
1 : 9.22 {CHF} - Pugsley nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.26 {CHF} - Pugsley boots toward an open goal.
1 : 9.3 {CHF} - Run through by Ljp86 for a point.
South Australia : 1.5.11
Western Australia : 1.1.7
1 : 9.38 {FB} - BFew signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.43 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 9.47 {rBP} - Handballs over the top to MWPP.
1 : 9.51 {rHBF} - Hands it off to TY24.
1 : 9.55 {rHBF} - MWPP runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 9.59 {rHBF} - MWPP has lost it to Cadsky due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
1 : 10.03 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Pugsley.
1 : 10.07 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Cadsky. As good as a kick.
1 : 10.11 {CHF} - Cadsky too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 10.15 {CHF} - And that just grazes the post.
South Australia : 1.6.12
Western Australia : 1.1.7
1 : 10.23 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon has possession.
1 : 10.3 {FB} - An underground handpass to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 10.34 {rHBF} - A short kick to TY24.
1 : 10.38 {rHBF} - Nice grab by TY24.
1 : 10.42 {rHBF} - TY24 looks downfield.
1 : 10.46 {rHBF} - Great bump by Cap. TY24 has not moved.
1 : 10.51 {lHFF} - Cap signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.55 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards GremioPower.
1 : 10.59 {rHFF} - GremioPower is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 11.03 {rHFF} - Now GremioPower has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.07 {lFP} - He tries to find sausageroll with a chip pass.
1 : 11.11 {lFP} - sausageroll and BFew both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 11.15 {lFP} - sausageroll slowing down the play.
1 : 11.19 {lFP} - sausageroll trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 11.23 {lFP} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
South Australia : 2.6.18
Western Australia : 1.1.7

 

[Pugsley]

My son said to me earlier today, "Dad - if I ever get to a point in my life where I struggle to verbally communicate effectively with the outside world, I want you to disconnect my life support."

So I turned off the internet.

Funny you say that. I have a 9 and 13 year old net surfing

 

[Wosh]

1 : 11.27 {C} - The ball is bounced and BLUEALLTHRU gets the tap.
1 : 11.36 {C} - DragoDelph sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 11.4 {C} - Handballs over the top to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 11.44 {C} - A poor handpass but MWPP is up to the challenge.
1 : 11.48 {C} - Cadsky sews MWPP up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 11.52 {C} - With the ball is GreyCrow.
1 : 11.56 {C} - Handpasses to Golumless.
1 : 12.01 {lW} - He transfers play using jackster83.
1 : 12.04 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 12.08 {lW} - Running with the ball is jackster83.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - What a tackle by Barrybran.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - Falconista assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 12.21 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 12.25 {CHF} - BigChippa52 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 12.3 {CHF} - The bounce favours Tarkyn_24 and he is off and running.
1 : 12.36 {rFP} - The kick seeks out CursingFijian.
1 : 12.4 {rFP} - TubbsFarquhar drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 12.44 {rFP} - CursingFijian picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 12.48 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for CursingFijian to aim at.
1 : 12.52 {rFP} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to CursingFijian.
South Australia : 2.6.18
Western Australia : 2.1.13
1 : 12.56 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Golumless.
1 : 13.04 {rW} - Tadpole breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 13.08 {rW} - A quick handpass to Golumless.
1 : 13.13 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 13.17 {lHFF} - Cap can't take it.
1 : 13.21 {rHBF} - TY24 looking for a lead.
1 : 13.25 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Chipmunk was well placed to clean up.
1 : 13.29 {lHBF} - Finds TheInjuryFactory with a handball.
1 : 13.33 {lBP} - He handpasses to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 13.37 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to Purple Jess.
1 : 13.41 {lBP} - A quick handpass to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 13.45 {lBP} - He involves Purple Jess in the play.
1 : 13.5 {lBP} - He handpasses to MWPP.
1 : 13.54 {rHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 13.58 {rHBF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Cap.
1 : 14.02 {lHFF} - A bit of space for Cap to utilise.
1 : 14.06 {lHFF} - Cap sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 14.1 {lFP} - Cap touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 14.15 {lFP} - Cap from thirty metres.
1 : 14.19 {lFP} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
South Australia : 2.7.19
Western Australia : 2.1.13
1 : 14.26 {FB} - BFew slowing down the play.
1 : 14.31 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by Chipmunk and kicks in that direction.
1 : 14.37 {lHBF} - A very good mark to Chipmunk.
1 : 14.41 {lHBF} - Chipmunk looks downfield.
1 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Chipmunk has time to take a bounce.
1 : 14.49 {rHBF} - Sees TY24 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.53 {rHBF} - No mark taken as TY24 and Cap wrestle for position.
1 : 14.58 {rHBF} - TY24 looks downfield.
1 : 15.02 {lW} - Falconista takes off on a lead.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - Tadpole plants a foot on Falconista's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 15.1 {lW} - jackster83 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 15.14 {rW} - Gives the ball to Tadpole.
1 : 15.18 {rW} - A poor handpass but philreich is up to the challenge.
1 : 15.22 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards GreyCrow.
1 : 15.26 {C} - GreyCrow stretches and takes the overhead mark.
1 : 15.31 {C} - Now GreyCrow has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.35 {rW} - A short kick to Tadpole.
1 : 15.38 {rW} - Tadpole marks uncontested.
1 : 15.43 {rW} - Nobody's checking Tadpole.
1 : 15.47 {C} - Hands it off to GreyCrow.
1 : 15.51 {C} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.55 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Cap and TY24.
1 : 16 {lHFF} - Cap wrestles with TY24 - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 16.04 {lHFF} - Cap sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 16.08 {lHFF} - Hands it off to philreich.
1 : 16.12 {rFP} - The kick seeks out dogs105.
1 : 16.16 {rFP} - dogs105 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 16.2 {rFP} - dogs105 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.24 {rFP} - dogs105 bounces the ball.
1 : 16.28 {rFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : 16.32 {rFP} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
South Australia : 2.8.20
Western Australia : 2.1.13

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Wosh

 

[philreich]

Geez our goal kicking is almost as crooked as the hierarchy at Alberton .

 

[Wosh]

1 : 16.43 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.47 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 16.51 {FB} - Brenton Davy gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - Brenton Davy to send the ball forward.
1 : 17 {FF} - Brenton Davy about twenty-five out.
1 : 17.04 {FF} - That takes Brenton Davy's goal tally to 1.
South Australia : 3.8.26
Western Australia : 2.1.13
1 : 17.07 {C} - Winning the bounce is Golumless.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - philreich fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.2 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Cadsky.
1 : 17.24 {rW} - Bit of an ankle-tap from Cadsky.
1 : 17.28 {lW} - Falconista to send the ball forward.
1 : 17.32 {C} - Long handpass to the running DragoDelph.
1 : 17.36 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 17.4 {lHFF} - Freofalcon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 17.45 {lHFF} - Quality gather by Freofalcon.
1 : 17.49 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Tonga Bob.
1 : 17.53 {FF} - sante did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 17.57 {FB} - The bounce favours sante and he is off and running.
1 : 18.01 {FB} - philreich on the end of this.
1 : 18.06 {lHBF} - Hurried kick towards por_please_ya.
1 : 18.09 {lHBF} - por_please_ya is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Quality gather by serial_thrilla.
1 : 18.17 {rHFF} - serial_thrilla blazes away at goal.
1 : 18.22 {rHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
South Australia : 3.8.26
Western Australia : 3.1.19
1 : 18.26 {C} - Golumless taps it down.
1 : 18.34 {lW} - philreich looking for a lead.
1 : 18.38 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 18.42 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 18.48 {CHB} - Ljp86 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 18.52 {CHB} - But there's a push-out.
1 : 18.57 {CHF} - The ball is now with Pugsley.
1 : 19.01 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards Cap.
1 : 19.05 {lHFF} - Cap and TY24 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 19.09 {lHFF} - Cap sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 19.13 {lHFF} - It might carry.
1 : 19.17 {lHFF} - And a little dance from Cap as the ball sails through.
South Australia : 4.8.32
Western Australia : 3.1.19