State of Origin Series XIX Round 3 - Allies vs Western Australia at the Sydney Cricket Ground

[Tarkyn_24]

You know you love it.

TARKS!!!

 

[tony]

One job, tony.

That will teach me for hiring monkeys, I should have went with Chipmunks, they work for peanuts.

 

[moginie]

Are you local? I haven’t eaten yet

I'll send you the recipe.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'll send you the recipe.

I can’t eat a recipe

 

[HARPSichord]

Is that a whistling in the breeze?

A humming. I'm shining balls.

 

[damicky]

Can't help but notice you only 'liked' this post damicky

You must have forgot, but you are contractually obligated to 'love' my posts.






P.s. Don't request said contract, Ricky Nixon has it.

I will go back & fix my oversight

 

[DenieD]

A humming. I'm shining balls.

 

[GWS Goose]

Imagine living in a state so irrelevant that you don't get your own SoO team.

Huge call from someone in WA

The fortunes of the whole state run on the good graces of the daughter of a dude who suggested that the government commit genocide on National television.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Huge call from someone in WA

The fortunes of the whole state run on the good graces of the daughter of a dude who suggested that the government commit genocide on National television.

Yeah but why did you lot name a park in Queensland after him?

 

[GWS Goose]

I read this as super funds, which makes sense considering you virtually need one with a healthy balance to be able to afford to live in Sydney these days. I did see some bums lying at the entrance to the SCG on my way into the ground this morning though.

Eat less avocado on toast and be born decade or so earlier .
It's not hard

 

[GWS Goose]

I am WATCHING GWS Goose'S LIVE STREAM OF INSTA MODELS FROLICKING IN HIS POOL

This time of year we have no people actually using the pool we do have 2 of our regular influencers still renting to give the impression they live here I'm sure.
I've found out one is a life coach.
Who'd have thought an internet life coach would be faking her life, I'm shocked!

I wish I had the confidence of a 25 yo life coach

 

[GWS Goose]

I am INTRIGUED AND WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS NEWSLETTER!

Simple process, just need your name and DOB and you're in

 

[Falconista]

This time of year we have no people actually using the pool we do have 2 of our regular influencers still renting to give the impression they live here I'm sure.
I've found out one is a life coach.
Who'd have thought an internet life coach would be faking her life, I'm shocked!

I wish I had the confidence of a 25 yo life coach

Tonga Bob- did we have 'GWS Goose lacks confidence' on the bingo card?

 

[GWS Goose]

Well there's a BIG BIG SOUND
From the West of the nation
It's the sound of the mighty Westies

You feel the ground a-shaking
The other teams are quaking
In their boots before the Westies

We take the longest strides
And the highest leap
We're stronger than the rest

We're the Greeeeat Western Australians
We're the biggest and the best

The allure of the big big sound is strong.

If you had any loyalty you'd adopt one of the West Australian teams songs, which one though?
Tough call the 17th and 18th best songs in the league

 

[GWS Goose]

They’re going to build a monument for this team in Freo one day.

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No need for a memorial, we're only going metaphorically kill you, not literally kill you.
This is QOOTY war, not actual war j

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob- did we have 'GWS Goose lacks confidence' on the bingo card?

It’s to be expected mate. Geese are afraid of black swans.

 

[moginie]

Yeah but why did you lot name a park in Queensland after him?

Nah, such is the love by Queenslanders for everything from NSW, it was named after their premier of the 1920s-30s.

 

[Tonga Bob]

No need for a memorial, we're only going metaphorically kill you, not literally kill you.
This is QOOTY war, not actual war j

 

[Falconista]

The allure of the big big sound is strong.

If you had any loyalty you'd adopt one of the West Australian teams songs, which one though?
Tough call the 17th and 18th best songs in the league

We're the winners...the Western winners
And we’re here to show you why
We’re the big state
Kings of the big game
We're the winners, we’re flying high


OR


We're the miners, we're the rockers,
We're the mighty Western quokkas.
We're gonna roll them and we'll rock em,
We're gonna send them to the bottom.
And if they get up, we'll do it again.
The quokkas stop at nothing, nothing!
Quok-quok-quokkas. Show em how we rock
Geo heave ho.
Quok-quok-quokkas
Show em how we roll
Go Quokkas; go, and go, go!


PS: Port Adelaide and Sydney have shitter songs.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nah, such is the love by Queenslanders for everything from NSW, it was named after their premier of the 1920s-30s.

Lang Hancock was the NSW Premier in the 1920s-30s?

 

[GWS Goose]

You mean the state that's never wanted to be part of Australia?

Hilarious that they criticise an inclusive team - not just national, but international - when they're still trying to undermine Federation.

Whether or not they want to be part of the country correlates closely to the price of iron ore

 

[moginie]

No need for a memorial, we're only going metaphorically kill you, not literally kill you.
This is QOOTY war, not actual war j

The last time they were in a war was against sante and his extended family and they lost it convincingly.

 

[moginie]

Lang Hancock was the NSW Premier in the 1920s-30s?

Your state really doesn't history good.

 

[MWPP]

That will teach me for hiring monkeys, I should have went with Chipmunks, they work for peanuts.

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So this is what your 'students' get upto Chipmunk ...

 

[CakeEater]

Huge call from someone in WA

The fortunes of the whole state run on the good graces of the daughter of a dude who suggested that the government commit genocide on National television.

CY O'Connor never commited genocide goosey.