State of Origin Series XIX Round 3 - Allies vs Western Australia at the Sydney Cricket Ground

[Barrybran]

This time of year we have no people actually using the pool we do have 2 of our regular influencers still renting to give the impression they live here I'm sure.
I've found out one is a life coach.
Who'd have thought an internet life coach would be faking her life, I'm shocked!

I wish I had the confidence of a 25 yo life coach

A 25 yo life coach faking their life. Lol ok. Makes marginally more sense than Queensland having their own State of Origin side.

 

[GWS Goose]

Here is the the last video that was opened:

Spoiler: West Australian Pron Filter

This is exactly how JoshWoodenSpoon got himself in trouble last time round

 

[GWS Goose]

In a perfect world Ding would get crumpled in the opening contest, rendering him quadriplegic for life, but we as an Allies unit would prosper and win a second consecutive SOO title

It seems extreme but fair.

 

[GWS Goose]

Tonga Bob- did we have 'GWS Goose lacks confidence' on the bingo card?

Only relatively.
It's like Sachin wishing he batted like Bradman

 

[damicky]

The allure of the big big sound is strong.

If you had any loyalty you'd adopt one of the West Australian teams songs, which one though?
Tough call the 17th and 18th best songs in the league

We're the winners...the Western winners
And we’re here to show you why
We’re the big state
Kings of the big game
We're the winners, we’re flying high


OR


We're the miners, we're the rockers,
We're the mighty Western quokkas.
We're gonna roll them and we'll rock em,
We're gonna send them to the bottom.
And if they get up, we'll do it again.
The quokkas stop at nothing, nothing!
Quok-quok-quokkas. Show em how we rock
Geo heave ho.
Quok-quok-quokkas
Show em how we roll
Go Quokkas; go, and go, go!


PS: Port Adelaide and Sydney have shitter songs.

We all know which Foopy Club has the best Theme Song … BUT we are here for the Qooty

 

[GWS Goose]

We're the winners...the Western winners
And we’re here to show you why
We’re the big state
Kings of the big game
We're the winners, we’re flying high


OR


We're the miners, we're the rockers,
We're the mighty Western quokkas.
We're gonna roll them and we'll rock em,
We're gonna send them to the bottom.
And if they get up, we'll do it again.
The quokkas stop at nothing, nothing!
Quok-quok-quokkas. Show em how we rock
Geo heave ho.
Quok-quok-quokkas
Show em how we roll
Go Quokkas; go, and go, go!


PS: Port Adelaide and Sydney have shitter songs.

Port is in mix, that'll I give you. It's not definitely worse though. I reckon the Weagles is the worse song.
Dockers and Port probably next couple.


Swans iis ok.

Caveat I can't even remember North's right now. If it really sucks I apologise for leaving it out.

 

[GWS Goose]

The last time they were in a war was against sante and his extended family and they lost it convincingly.

That is close to most hilarious moment of our history

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I will go back & fix my oversight

It's ok.

If the Bombers and Dragons have taught us anything of late, mistakes happen.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

EFA

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Absolutely brilliant! You forgot the whisky IV drip…single malt !

 

[GWS Goose]

CY O'Connor never commited genocide goosey.

I had to look him up, they named a pub after him. That in itself is quite the endorsement

 

[CakeEater]

I had to look him up, they named a pub after him. That in itself is quite the endorsement

Yep famous for bringing water to Kalgoorlie which was a bleeping long way.

Before he got water there, beer was cheaper than water in Kal.

 

[GWS Goose]

We all know which Foopy Club has the best Theme Song … BUT we are here for the Qooty

The Big Big Sound will take the Pepsi challenge with any song

 

[GWS Goose]

Yep famous for bringing water to Kalgoorlie which was a bleeping long way.

Before he got water there, beer was cheaper than water in Kal.

That is cause they cut costs by not giving the barmaids clothes

 

[damicky]

The Big Big Sound will take the Pepsi challenge with any song

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is exactly how JoshWoodenSpoon got himself in trouble last time round

Sand flowing like water??
Coach Galati is getting real philosophical with his instruction these days.

 

[grumbleguts]

Hello Western Australia, I hope you guys are having a wonderful time in Sydney. I've spent my afternoon putting slinkies on the escalator at Westfield.

 

[moginie]

Hello Western Australia, I hope you guys are having a wonderful time in Sydney. I've spent my afternoon putting slinkies on the escalator at Westfield.

Well done!

And they've finally got the escalator at Ashfield Shopping Centre working again after an eight year hiatus.

 

[CursingFijian]

This is QOOTY war, not actual war j

You have succinctly explained why you haven’t got a shit show in hell.

Prepare to lose, loser.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

NEWCASTLE

 

[moginie]

NEWCASTLE

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Gee, hasn't Stockton been developed since November last year......

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Mobbs has got a LOT of work to do!!

 

[GWS Goose]

You have succinctly explained why you haven’t got a shit show in hell.

Prepare to lose, loser.

I thought you were supposed to avoid shit shows or is an Easy Coast/ West Coast lingo thing where shit show means something other than how most would describe the Wa QOOTY team, and state as a whole TBH

 

[grumbleguts]

Well done!

And they've finally got the escalator at Ashfield Shopping Centre working again after an eight year hiatus.

8 years ago, one of my slinkies got stuck in it.

 

[Braklet]

Imagine living in a state so irrelevant that you don't get your own SoO team.

State of confusion?
State of inebriation?

What are you getting at here, ST?