State of Origin Series XIX - Round 5 - Western Australia vs Victoria Metro @ Perth Stadium

[Tonga Bob]

I'm glad you're happy

 

[DragoDelph]

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no no.. more like this with the Ernie mask

 

[Tonga Bob]

no no.. more like this with the Ernie mask

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Needs more googly eyes.

 

[DragoDelph]

Needs more googly eyes.

like some biblical sock angel puppet nightmare?

 

[Tonga Bob]

like some biblical sock angel puppet nightmare?

Possibly. Or maybe some Meet The Feebles areas.

 

[James Colorado]

like some biblical sock angel puppet nightmare?

I'm already never sleeping again at the thought.

 

[CakeEater]

TheInjuryFactory

I may be late to the game, just stuck in Melbin traffic

 

[Tonga Bob]

TheInjuryFactory

I may be late to the game, just stuck in Melbin traffic

NARRATOR: he did not have a good run

 

[CakeEater]

NARRATOR: he did not have a good run

Its because they dont know how to merge, unlike WA drivers.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Its because they dont know how to merge, unlike WA drivers.

They call merging 'hook turns' I think. Do what I do, close your eyes and hope for the best.

 

[CakeEater]

They call merging 'hook turns' I think. Do what I do, close your eyes and hope for the best.

Is that where they go on the Buddy Arc then turn?

 

[Gralin]

Is that where they go on the Buddy Arc then turn?

no its when we hook a pole to help turn corners tighter

 

[DragoDelph]

"when coming to a merge zone, if you are on the main thouroughfare, allow one cars distance between yourself and the car in front to allow any merging traffic to seamless join the flow. If you are the one merging, match the speed of the main traffic and allow one cars space between yourself and the car in front so you can easily 'zip' into the main traffic flow"


Or just go as fast you can, ass grind the car in front, and cause everyone to swerve to avoid you.

Whatever works.

 

[DragoDelph]

no its when we hook a pole to help turn corners tighter

Batman Flashbacks

(positive)

 

[Gralin]

"when coming to a merge zone, if you are on the main thouroughfare, allow one cars distance between yourself and the car in front to allow any merging traffic to seamless join the flow. If you are the one merging, match the speed of the main traffic and allow one cars space between yourself and the car in front so you can easily 'zip' into the main traffic flow"


Or just go as fast you can, ass grind the car in front, and cause everyone to swerve to avoid you.

Whatever works.

you forgot slow to a complete halt with your indicator on thus stopping an entire lane as you try and find a big enough gap to move into

 

[Tonga Bob]

no its when we hook a pole to help turn corners tighter

Did I ever tell you lot about the time I met a Polish hooker when living in India?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Is that where they go on the Buddy Arc then turn?

Get parabolic as heck and you're half way there.

 

[Gralin]

Did I ever tell you lot about the time I met a Polish hooker when living in India?

 

[DragoDelph]

you forgot slow to a complete halt with your indicator on thus stopping an entire lane as you try and find a big enough gap to move into

You're right, I did.

Also, if you're in a lane that's not merging, make sure to use the gap provided by others to cut off the merger and mergee

 

[Gralin]

You're right, I did.

Also, if you're in a lane that's not merging, make sure to use the gap provided by others to cut off the merger and mergee

yes that last point is very important, you have a responsibility as a road user to make the experience terrible for everyone else

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[Gralin]

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[Falconista]

"when coming to a merge zone, if you are on the main thouroughfare, allow one cars distance between yourself and the car in front to allow any merging traffic to seamless join the flow. If you are the one merging, match the speed of the main traffic and allow one cars space between yourself and the car in front so you can easily 'zip' into the main traffic flow"


Or just go as fast you can, ass grind the car in front, and cause everyone to swerve to avoid you.

Whatever works.

What is Kwinana Freeway?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

TheInjuryFactory

I may be late to the game, just stuck in Melbin traffic

*Melbum

 

[Tonga Bob]

What is Kwinana Freeway?

Vehicular cholesterol.