Resource SFA Sign Up & Information Thread Season 23 - NEW PLAYERS APPLY INSIDE

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SEASON 23 - Information , Sign-Up and Information Thread.

AKA - SFA/ Sweet FA/ Bigfooty Fantasy Footy League​

Dear New Players

We would love to have you on board. If you're not sure, have a look around the place. Or read through the basic information below. Please remember to check out all teams before making a decision as you will be unable to change clubs during the season (outside of trade period).


Signing up is easy.

Please provide the following Information:
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Name (Your Username is your player name):
Preferred position 1:
Preferred position 2:
Preferred position 3:
Number:
Height:
Weight:
Preferred Team
(if you have one):
How did you hear about the SFA?:

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Of course, it's a fantasy competition. So go ahead and make up your details (aside from your Bigfooty name of course). You can claim to be a 177cm 75kg flanker even if you're a 55 year old with back issues who has eaten a few too many pies.

Teams get a 24 hour window to bid for your services before YOU make a final decision on which team you will join


Current Teams and Captains:

Baghdad Bombers - HaroLad
Coney Island Warriors - Wooshette
Dragons FFC - cammo6556
East Side Hawks - Mr Eagle and The Filth Wizard
Fighting Furies - _Cayz_ and Sterge
Geelong Wolves - Quivorir and Willo_
Gold City Royals - Marlowe and Blacky
Las Vegas Bears - Matera92 and Dingster
Mount Buller Demons - RU_ and Van_Dyke
Roys FC - fitzroybowiedog
Sin City Swamprats - Millky95
West Coast Wonders - LicoriceAllsorts and haydo169

New Player Information:

Do you want to play footy from your couch? then this is for you!

The Sweet FA is a fantasy football league running on BigFooty forums. The teams consist of players who are forum members, actual people such as You and your friend Kevin but not Steve. The league started in 2001 and - at the time of this thread - is about to finish its 22nd season and start the 23rd season early in the new year.

The matches are decided by a text simulator called Qooty (Quick Footy). The matches play out are entirely random. The simulator produces a text transcript of commentary, provides statistics, and maintains a season. Results here are determined entirely by the random number generating functions of a computer.

Example of how the sim works.

4 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Handpasses to okeydoke7.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Pumps it long for Marlowe.
4 : 20.25 {FF} - The ball drops short of Marlowe.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - Marlowe wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Marlowe.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 6 for Marlowe.
Mt Buller Demons : 14.20.104
Gold City Royals : 18.10.118


The sim generates statistics from the game so you can chat about your performance:


Code:
MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS          1    2        6    8        11   16       14   20   104
GCROYALS          4    2        9    6        13   6        19   11   125
MBDEMONS   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCROYALS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Logger      0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Dirty Bird   0  10 2  8  1  1  0  0  1   58
Mateyman    0  6  0  2  3  0  1  4  2   57  5 GB USB     0  8  3  5  1  0  3  0  0   38
Footypie32  0  5  0  3  0  0  1  0  0   18  Tommycash    0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  0    6
Big Stiff   0  11 9  10 1  0  1  0  0   81  Son Of God   0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44
Smartys Po  0  5  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   45  The_Reaper   0  8  8  10 0  1  1  0  0   66
thorne89    0  3  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  bomberlege   0  9  2  8  0  0  1  1  1   53
Rhodesy_Bl  0  14 9  18 0  0  2  0  1  100  Bipolarbea   0  7  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   39
Gentlemen   0  11 6  14 1  1  1  0  2   83  Wise Guy S   0  6  7  13 1  1  1  1  0   73
Danger in   0  10 4  9  2  2  1  0  3   70  NathanMJ_W   0  9  5  12 1  2  2  0  0   66
raven echo  0  6  5  12 0  1  1  1  0   61  Pogba        0  12 4  7  0  0  1  2  3   74
LP04        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Continstar   0  4  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   26
Modbury_Ha  0  6  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   41  The Old Da   0  2  3  8  0  0  3  1  0   28
stewie gri  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  5   23  KeilorUnde   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
cooney      0  6  0  1  3  1  0  3  3   54  Marlowe      0  8  1  0  1  0  0  6  2   69
hdecure     0  7  7  12 1  0  2  0  1   65  Easty        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HawkPatrol  14 14 0  12 6  3  1  3  1  123  okeydoke7    18 14 0  12 8  1  3  0  3  111
lanky_wes   0  15 0  15 3  3  0  2  1  103  COHL         0  7  0  6  6  3  0  1  1   67
Eth         0  12 0  10 3  6  0  0  1   75  VitalDread   0  14 0  9  7  3  0  3  0  109
tasmanlvr   0  5  4  6  1  0  0  0  0   43  Igloo        0  13 4  7  0  1  0  1  0   72
Headless    0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Fitzey       0  5  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   27

How does all this work

The viability/success/growth of the league is normally agreed to centre around "activity" amongst the player base. That is to say, banter, boasting, excuse-making, big calls, dares, and any form of drama that makes the environment an interesting, amusing and perhaps volatile one for participants. Approaches vary from taking one's performance very seriously to putting oneself down at every opportunity.

Each match has its own thread where pre-match banter is key. The games will be posted in there on Sundays in post-form. Each team has its own thread also for in-house discussion ranging from SFA to absolutely anything like TV shows and sports.

Just like in a real-life league, each season culminates in a finals series, a Grand Final, and a set of awards. There is no reason not to feel a sense of prestige in any of these achievements. Clubs are always looking for new talent. While on-field performance is completely random, players whose real-life personas actively participate - posting regularly, adding value to the discussion and debate - are prized members of the Sweet FA community.



So If you think you have what it takes to be a qootballer - Please apply within.
 
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Name (Your Username is your player name): SM
Preferred position 1: FF
Preferred position 2: RR
Preferred position 3: R
Number: 23
Height: 6'99
Weight: 99kg
Preferred Team
(if you have one): Highest bidder
How did you hear about the SFA?: Some chump tagged me
 
RookieListed you left these questions out ( :copyright: Thatsapaddlin)

1. Have you ever been permabanned on multiple other accounts?
2. Have you ever faked your own death?
3. Are you on fire? Do you require a fire extinguisher?
4. Do you know anyone by the name of Alex/Sam/Barney?
 
RookieListed you left these questions out ( :copyright: Thatsapaddlin)

1. Have you ever been permabanned on multiple other accounts?
2. Have you ever faked your own death?
3. Are you on fire? Do you require a fire extinguisher?
4. Do you know anyone by the name of Alex/Sam/Barney?

Yes to all of the above?
 
RookieListed you left these questions out ( :copyright: Thatsapaddlin)

1. Have you ever been permabanned on multiple other accounts?
2. Have you ever faked your own death?
3. Are you on fire? Do you require a fire extinguisher?
4. Do you know anyone by the name of Alex/Sam/Barney?


Will edit those in once I'm back at the computer.
 

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Name (Your Username is your player name): SM
Preferred position 1: FF
Preferred position 2: RR
Preferred position 3: R
Number: 23
Height: 6'99
Weight: 99kg
Preferred Team
(if you have one): Highest bidder
How did you hear about the SFA?: Some chump tagged me

Haha, 99 is a bit generous hey?
 
Name (Your Username is your player name): SM
Preferred position 1: FF
Preferred position 2: RR
Preferred position 3: R
Number: 23
Height: 6'99
Weight: 99kg
Preferred Team
(if you have one): Highest bidder
How did you hear about the SFA?: Some chump tagged me

Say, you look like you'd be a pretty solid acquisition for the up and coming Hawks.
 
I've heard of this stand up outfit. How do I go about joining?

Just say the word my man, we'll have you kitted up in no time. And thankfully we just lost somebody that wears your dimensions.
 
Name (Your Username is your player name): SM
Preferred position 1: FF
Preferred position 2: RR
Preferred position 3: R
Number: 23
Height: 6'99
Weight: 99kg
Preferred Team
(if you have one): Highest bidder
How did you hear about the SFA?: Some chump tagged me
SM
As defacto representative of the Geelong Wolves, I would like to offer you captaincy and the commitee representation.
 
SM
As defacto representative of the Geelong Wolves, I would like to offer you captaincy and the commitee representation.

Sure thing.
 
SM would actually make a great captain just quietly.

Do it

Not sure if serious, but I was captain before Quiv.
 

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