Event SFAEW Season 35: SweetaMania V On Now!

[Mrs Turbo]

Grand Uncle Horace executes a fireman's carry against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbar takedown on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a high kick, but BRAB counters it with a legsweep.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
BRAB goes for a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a vertical suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB attempts a springboard dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB gives him a powerslam, but Grand Uncle Horace ignores it.
BRAB executes the Michinoku Driver against Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
BRAB uses a lariat on Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB nails Grand Uncle Horace with a standing moonsault.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
BRAB attempts a slap, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB re-reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace punches BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man attempts a running powerslam, but BRAB counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB kicks JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

JT_the_Man has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:12:47

BRAB goes for the Pele kick, but Grand Uncle Horace doesn't budge.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
BRAB executes a spinning mule kick against Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace with a shoulderblock.
BRAB uses a standing shooting star press on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB places Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle.
BRAB hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB executes a running throwing Snake Eyes against Grand Uncle Horace.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB comes back and rocks Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a single-leg takedown against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a facebite on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a face-first piledriver on BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on BRAB.
BRAB is struggling to reach the ropes.
BRAB is inching his way towards the ropes.
BRAB is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet checks BRAB's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Mike Uppet stops the hold after 25 seconds.
BRAB has been eliminated.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:14:41
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


The crowd may be apoplectic, but Horrie's guided the Wonders to a much needed Premiership Scramble victory!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

PhenomenalV1 performs a swinging neckbreaker against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 executes the Liger Bomb against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 attempts the Liger Bomb, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig goes for a faceslam, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a DDT, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig goes for a kick to the midsection, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a headbutt, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 tries the Liger Bomb, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig nails PhenomenalV1 with a piledriver.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a reverse neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a lariat on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 uses a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs a hiptoss against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs a Russian legsweep against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig
counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but PhenomenalV1
counters it with a side suplex.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 performs a swinging neckbreaker against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 tries an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig chops PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits a faceslam on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a lariat.
PhenomenalV1 uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig performs an elbowsmash against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig goes for a piledriver, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 nails Elton John's Wig with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a headlock takedown on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig and PhenomenalV1 get hit with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits a vertical suplex on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 tries to escape the hold.
PhenomenalV1 is inching his way towards the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 summons one last burst of energy.
Blacky checks PhenomenalV1's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
PhenomenalV1 fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a low blow.
Elton John's Wig performs a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig executes a Hotshot against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig performs a Hotshot against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a sleeperhold, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 tries a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 kicks Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a springboard knee strike.
PhenomenalV1 sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
PhenomenalV1 tries to drive Elton John's Wig through the table with an elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 crashes into the table.
The table is broken in half.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 summons one last burst of energy.
PhenomenalV1 submits after 14 seconds.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:18:05
Sim Rating: ****


Well, I suppose I have to hand it to him. Elton really was the better of the two of us this whole time.

Congratulations, Wigman. If this is really is it...it's been an honour to post against you these last 6 years. It really has.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY !!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against Ligma.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon whips Ligma into the ropes, but Ligma reverses it.
Ligma hits TheWizardMelon with a backdrop.
Ligma executes an elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
Ligma performs an elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
Ligma executes a jumping knee strike against TheWizardMelon.
Ligma executes a bodyslam against TheWizardMelon.
Ligma works the crowd.
Ligma has the crowd going wild.
Robertio enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Robertio nails TheWizardMelon with an inverted facelock backbreaker.
Ligma attempts an inverted power bomb, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
Robertio leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon uses a release dragon suplex on Ligma.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon whips Ligma into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Ligma steps out of the way.
Ligma works the crowd.
Ligma has the crowd going wild.
Ligma goes for the Meteora, but TheWizardMelon moves out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon performs a snap mare against Ligma.
TheWizardMelon uses the Sling Blade on Ligma.
TheWizardMelon nails Ligma with a German suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon nails Ligma with a spinning headlock elbowdrop.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon attempts a vertical suplex, but Ligma slides down his back.
Ligma goes for an enzuigiri, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Ligma counters it with a go-behind.
Ligma performs a dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
Ligma works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ligma tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns executes a swinging elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns performs a shooting star press against TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns goes for a lariat, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits Callums_Guns with a kick.
TheWizardMelon executes an Aztecan suplex against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a dragon screw on Callums_Guns.
TheWizardMelon executes the Michinoku Driver against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon and TheWizardMelon hit Callums_Guns with a double hiptoss.
JoshWoodenSpoon and TheWizardMelon hit Callums_Guns with a double hiptoss.
JoshWoodenSpoon and TheWizardMelon whip Callums_Guns into the ropes.
They hit Callums_Guns with a double clothesline.
Ligma enters the ring and throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Callums_Guns and Ligma whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double kick to the midsection.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, JoshWoodenSpoon
reenters the ring.
Ligma enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and Ligma whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double backdrop.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns performs a running Frankensteiner against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns hits a lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, JoshWoodenSpoon reenters the ring.
Ligma enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and Ligma whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double kick to the midsection.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns tries a roundhouse kick, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a low blow.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a gutwrench suplex on Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a DDT against Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
Callums_Guns tries a bodyslam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with an elbowsmash.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a spinebuster slam, but Callums_Guns counters it with a kick to the head.
Callums_Guns executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns tags out to Robertio.
Robertio and Callums_Guns whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double kick to the midsection.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Robertio goes for a release Northern Lights suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a DDT.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a high speed sunset flip, but Robertio counters it with the Liger Bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Robertio attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
Robertio nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying cross body press.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Robertio hits an inverted facelock backbreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio further incites the crowd.
Robertio uses a basement dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio executes a dropkick from the second rope against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a running front dropkick.
Ned_Flanders enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Robertio and Callums_Guns whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double fist to the midsection.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Robertio attempts an armdrag takedown, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Robertio with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon does the "Good Blend" hand wave taunt.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Robertio into the ropes, but Robertio reverses it.
Robertio misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Robertio with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a spinebuster slam on Robertio.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
Robertio uses a knee to the back on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio uses a forearm to the back on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio executes a chop against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio executes a headbutt to the midsection against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio covers JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Robertio performs a dropkick from the second rope against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio uses a snap mare on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio hits a reverse neckbreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Robertio covers JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Robertio goes for the Mates Rates, but he can't do it.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a DDT, but Robertio counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Robertio attempts a snap mare, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks Robertio.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Robertio.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops Robertio.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Robertio goes for a kick to the head, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a capture suplex.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon nails Robertio with a flying forearm.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon uses the Michinoku Driver on Robertio.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon whips Robertio into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
Robertio nails TheWizardMelon with a spear.
Robertio is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Robertio is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Robertio uses a Hotshot on TheWizardMelon.
Robertio runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
Robertio hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
Robertio executes the Mates Rates on TheWizardMelon.
Robertio goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
TheWizardMelon complains about a fast count.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are Callums_Guns, Ligma and Robertio. Time of match: 0:10:21
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


And NNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW Trios Champions, the Ophidian Old Dees!

How long will this odd trio last? Who knows! All that matters know is that they have the gold.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They lock up.
Mrs Turbo hits a kneelift on Damicky.
Mrs Turbo whips Damicky into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Mrs Turbo goes outside.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance comes over to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Damicky counters it with a kneelift.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: 1.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Mrs Turbo climbs back into the ring.
Damicky throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky throws Mrs Turbo into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a headbutt on Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: 1.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Mrs Turbo climbs back into the ring.
Mrs Turbo brings the table into the ring.
Mrs Turbo punches Damicky.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Mrs Turbo chops Damicky.
Mrs Turbo kicks Damicky.
Mrs Turbo goes for a chokehold, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky sets up Mrs Turbo on the table.
Damicky tries to drive Mrs Turbo through the table with the Cheese's Edge but she blocks it.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance nails Damicky with a release German suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Damicky into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Damicky with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
Damicky tries a sleeperhold, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a back suplex.
In turn, Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky hits TigerTurbulance.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
TigerTurbulance punches Damicky.
TigerTurbulance hits Damicky.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance punches Damicky.
TigerTurbulance punches Damicky.
TigerTurbulance whips Damicky into the turnbuckle.
Damicky comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance executes a knee strike against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky tags out to HARPSichord.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and throws Damicky out of the ring.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance nails HARPSichord with a release German suplex.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chief counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
HARPSichord follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, HARPSichord reenters the ring.
TigerTurbulance sets up HARPSichord on the table.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit HARPSichord with a double vertical suplex.
Damicky enters the ring and throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
HARPSichord and Damicky whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
Damicky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits HARPSichord with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a kneelift.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit TigerTurbulance with a double back suplex.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and lays out HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Damicky into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Damicky with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a Russian legsweep.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo nails Damicky with a short clothesline.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double fist to the midsection.
HARPSichord enters the ring and lays out Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord seemingly enjoys the boos.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
Damicky sets up TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle.
Damicky nails TigerTurbulance with a belly-to-back superplex.
Damicky tries a gutwrench suplex, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a backdrop.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits Damicky with a backdrop.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance chops Damicky.
TigerTurbulance chops Damicky.
Damicky chops TigerTurbulance.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against TigerTurbulance.
Damicky hits a headbutt on TigerTurbulance.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky performs a clothesline against TigerTurbulance.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against TigerTurbulance.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance hits a lariat on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance catches Damicky in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Chief tells Damicky to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Damicky nods.
Damicky is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Damicky reaches the ropes after being locked up for 23 seconds.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance attempts a mounted punch, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky takes TigerTurbulance down with a choke slam.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord and Damicky hit TigerTurbulance with a double elbowsmash.
HARPSichord and Damicky whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They attempt to hit TigerTurbulance with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
TigerTurbulance hits them with a double clothesline.
Damicky leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against HARPSichord.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
HARPSichord throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, Mrs Turbo reenters the ring.
HARPSichord attempts to place Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord hits a kneelift on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick to the knee against Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord uses an elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord hits an eye gouge on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord kicks Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo kicks HARPSichord.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
HARPSichord chops Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord seemingly enjoys the boos.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord executes a forearm to the back against Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord hits an elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord takes Mrs Turbo down with a back suplex.
HARPSichord whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
HARPSichord whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, HARPSichord reenters the ring.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Damicky enters the ring and lays out TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord and Damicky whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash.
Damicky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord tries a brain buster, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo performs a backbreaker against HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo attempts an elbowdrop, but HARPSichord rolls out of the way.
HARPSichord uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
HARPSichord performs a double foot stomp against Mrs Turbo.
Damicky enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord uses an inside cradle on Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring and throws Damicky out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against HARPSichord.
Mrs Turbo uses a spinebuster slam on HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord executes a bodyslam against Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord covers Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord uses a kneebreaker on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord chops Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo chops HARPSichord.
Mrs Turbo kicks HARPSichord.
HARPSichord kicks Mrs Turbo.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind HARPSichord.
HARPSichord hits Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
HARPSichord whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the midsection on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord uses a slap on Mrs Turbo.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Damicky whips Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
Damicky runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... TigerTurbulance enters the ring and hits Damicky with a chair.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against Damicky.
Mrs Turbo uses a legsweep on Damicky.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against Damicky.
Mrs Turbo hits a snap mare on Damicky.
Mrs Turbo performs a spinebuster slam against Damicky.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo hits a spinebuster slam on Damicky.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo uses a hiptoss on Damicky.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo whips Damicky into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo executes a kick to the midsection against Damicky.
Mrs Turbo whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Mrs Turbo.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, two, thr-KICKOUT.
HARPSichord enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit Mrs Turbo with a double back suplex.
HARPSichord goes to leave the ring, but TigerTurbulance grabs him into a fireman's carry.
Damicky goes for a bulldog, but Mrs Turbo throws him off.
Mrs Turbo picks up Damicky into a fireman's carry.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance execute synchronised Ophidian-5's on Damicky and HARPSichord.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of cheers.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Mrs Turbo and Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:15:27
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


And NNNNEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW World Tag Team Champions, Mr and Mrs Turbo!

Now that's the feel-good moment you need after a tragic bloodbath!

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY !!

You are such an AWESOME Hubby!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Favourite thread.

Easy Beez winner.

I'm flattered, but I think this thread's a bit too niche for a Beez run. That and my posting dropped off a fair bit later in the season, so.

 

[Braklet]

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The Injury Factory gives him a koppo kick, but Bonz shows no reaction.
The Injury Factory hits Bonz.
The Injury Factory punches Bonz.
Bonz kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz kicks The Injury Factory.
Bonz gives the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
The Injury Factory hits Bonz with a kick.
The Injury Factory tries a swinging DDT, but Bonz throws him off.
Bonz uses a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Bonz performs a kick to the head against The Injury Factory.
Bonz whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits Bonz with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
The Injury Factory nails Bonz with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory nails Bonz with a swinging DDT.
The Injury Factory whips Bonz into the ropes.
The Injury Factory attempts a spinebuster slam, but Bonz counters it with a kneelift.
Bonz executes a whiplash neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
Bonz attempts a bodyslam, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory uses an enzuigiri on Bonz.
The Injury Factory nails Bonz with a koppo kick.
The Injury Factory whips Bonz into the ropes, but Bonz reverses it.
Bonz misses with a clothesline.
Bonz tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a piledriver on Bonz.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Bonz.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Bonz.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory and Bonz get hit with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
Bonz hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Bonz performs a spear against The Injury Factory.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bonz executes a full nelson slam against The Injury Factory.
Bonz performs a spinebuster slam against The Injury Factory.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz attempts a whiplash neckbreaker, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Bonz.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Bonz.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Bonz.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:19:35
Sim Rating: *****


Tonga Bob comes to ringside.
Tonga Bob shakes The Injury Factory's hand.
Agent93 comes to ringside.
Agent93 shakes The Injury Factory's hand.
Bonz gets up off the mat.
Bonz hands The Injury Factory the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship,
The Half Back comes to ringside...


...


...The Half Back hugs The Injury Factory.
Tonga Bob and Agent93 lift up The Injury Factory onto their shoulders as confetti rains down.



THE STREAK IS OVER!

THE STREAK IS OVER!

THE STREAK IS OVER!


AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion...TheInjuryFactory!

After so long being the king of the tag division,

After having his one shot at gold ripped away from him via a cash-in,

After pinning the unpinnable, TiF is finally, finally king of the SFAEW Mountain!


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And so, another season of SFAEW comes to a close.

While I think we lost some momentum in the back half of the season, this has been arguably the most successful season of SFAEW in terms of reader engagement.

I owe a lot of that success to my co-writer/creative consultant Kennedy Parker. KP wrote most of the IC and Hardcore title feuds this season, and he's absolutely indispensible logistics-wise. I doubt I would've been able to get something for everyone to do otherwise. A genuine thanks to KP.

And a genuine thanks to everyone reading this. I sometimes think about ending SFAEW after SweetaMania every season, but the love this stupid wrestling thread gets is more than enough to keep it going, and I promise you all some twists and turns next season.

Speaking of next season, the 100th SFAEW show is fast approaching! It's going to be a mid-season mini-SweetaMania, I promise.

We'll also be doing the traditional off-season special, and for the first time...

...we're also going to be hosting some end of season awards, voted on by the general SFA public! Hopefully the poll for that will be up within the next couple of days.

Thanks for watching, and I'll see you next season!

Phenom.

Thanks Phenom

I've had a lot of fun writing the megapush of ShaunDuggan
The season long development and implosion of U2tigers And serial_thrilla's friendship
And burying Elton Johns Wig

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Thanks Phenom

I've had a lot of fun writing the megapush of ShaunDuggan
The season long development and implosion of U2tigers And serial_thrilla's friendship
And burying Elton Johns Wig

Really enjoyed it.

Enjoyed all the storyline.

Is their a Qoyal Qumble at any stage?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I'm flattered, but I think this thread's a bit too niche for a Beez run. That and my posting dropped off a fair bit later in the season, so.

Well, it was a winner for me.

Quality of media threads that I have ventured into have been as disappointing as the WCE yesterday.

Looking forward to at this time next season ShaunDuggan holding all the belts.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Yeah outstanding commitment to the bit PhenomenalV1, mountain of work goes into producing such a slick piece of media and running the storylines in the background pushes it into the upper echelon. Bravo.

I won so there's also that. But mostly, well done Phenom.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Really enjoyed it.

Enjoyed all the storyline.

Is their a Qoyal Qumble at any stage?

There's a Royal Rumble in every even numbered season. It alternates with the V1-Climax as the big "winner challenges the world champ at SweetaMania" thing.

 

[brahj]

Brahj is busted wide open.

 

[Freomaniac]

When does the NWO Red and Black era start.

the best era in WCW's time

I advise you to go on Wrestling Bios on Youtube. The irish bloke on there has done a good story about the monday night war.

Awesome. he is already into april of 1999.