Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 14 On Now!

[cooney]

Wooooooo

Is that a mask in your back pocket there?

Never

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Before the show tonight, I'd like to point out a funny little coincidence.


Today, AEW held their annual All Out PPV, with the main event being Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland in an Unsanctioned Steel Cage match.

During the build to the match, Hangman burned down Swerve's childhood home, and during the match itself, used something resembling a toolbox.


If you cast your minds back to season 34, you might remember that serial_thrilla burned down The Half Back's house down during the build to their Hell in a Cell match. And what was Thrilla's main weapon during that match? A toolbox.


So Tony Khan (if you're reading this), I'd like one six-figure royalty cheque, please

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Before the show tonight, I'd like to point out a funny little coincidence.


Today, AEW held their annual All Out PPV, with the main event being Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland in an Unsanctioned Steel Cage match.

During the build to the match, Hangman burned down Swerve's childhood home, and during the match itself, used something resembling a toolbox.


If you cast your minds back to season 34, you might remember that serial_thrilla burned down The Half Back's house down during the build to their Hell in a Cell match. And what was Thrilla's main weapon during that match? A toolbox.


So Tony Khan (if you're reading this), I'd like one six-figure royalty cheque, please

Is this the same serial_thrilla that nobody listened to me about when I said he was the real evil heel?

The weapon in that feud was a gaslight.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Is this the same serial_thrilla that nobody listened to me about when I said he was the real evil heel?

The weapon in that feud was a gaslight.

I was a different wrestler back then. It was me versus the inactives.

Now U2tigers and I are teaming up to rid the league of bad guys. I was clearly successful last season, as you've been irrelevant in SFAEW ever since.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I was a different wrestler back then. It was me versus the inactives.

Now U2tigers and I are teaming up to rid the league of bad guys. I was clearly successful last season, as you've been irrelevant in SFAEW ever since.

I’ll have you know I was nearing irrelevance long before you cursed me.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I’ll have you know I was nearing irrelevance long before you cursed me.

When PhenomenalV1 teamed you up with a bunch of inactives at least you had clout.

 

[Gralin]

Burning down a house does seem a little melodramatic

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Before the show tonight, I'd like to point out a funny little coincidence.


Today, AEW held their annual All Out PPV, with the main event being Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland in an Unsanctioned Steel Cage match.

During the build to the match, Hangman burned down Swerve's childhood home, and during the match itself, used something resembling a toolbox.


If you cast your minds back to season 34, you might remember that serial_thrilla burned down The Half Back's house down during the build to their Hell in a Cell match. And what was Thrilla's main weapon during that match? A toolbox.


So Tony Khan (if you're reading this), I'd like one six-figure royalty cheque, please

If JC doesn’t get the win over Loons I’m bringing out the plastic bag.

 

[U2tigers]

Looking forward to tonight's Biff.

I will hopefully at least be involved.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW's Magnificent Seven!




Kicking us off tonight:

Chipmunk defends his Intercity Championship against omgfridge!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
omgfridge throws Chipmunk out of the ring.
omgfridge goes outside.
Richard Head counts: 1.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the guardrail.
omgfridge takes Chipmunk down with a bodyslam.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Richard Head counts: 3.
omgfridge hits a back suplex on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: 4.
omgfridge climbs back into the ring.
Chipmunk climbs back into the ring.
omgfridge works the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on omgfridge.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge with a kick.
Chipmunk performs a Gorilla Press against omgfridge.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge with a kick.
Chipmunk covers omgfridge.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk performs a back suplex against omgfridge.
Chipmunk attempts a hiptoss, but omgfridge counters it with a facerake.
omgfridge performs a chop against Chipmunk.
omgfridge throws Chipmunk into the turnbuckle.
omgfridge charges into the corner.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge misses with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk executes a clothesline against omgfridge.
Chipmunk gives the sign for the Chipmunk Choke.
Chipmunk catches omgfridge totally by surprise.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on omgfridge.
omgfridge is struggling to reach the ropes.
omgfridge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
omgfridge tries to escape the hold.
omgfridge breaks the hold with a facerake after 20 seconds.
omgfridge tries a diving senton, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
omgfridge performs a pop-up power bomb against Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
omgfridge takes Chipmunk down with a back suplex.
omgfridge executes a pop-up power bomb against Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
omgfridge performs a sliding forearm smash against Chipmunk.
omgfridge performs a Falcon Arrow against Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge attempts a sliding forearm smash, but Chipmunk counters it with the STF.
omgfridge is struggling to reach the ropes.
omgfridge tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk lets go after 19 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk attempts to place omgfridge on the turnbuckle, but omgfridge blocks it.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
omgfridge punches Chipmunk.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Chipmunk punches omgfridge.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk chops omgfridge.
Chipmunk executes a forearm smash against omgfridge.
Chipmunk whips omgfridge into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a shoulderblock.
omgfridge uses a flip piledriver on Chipmunk.
omgfridge executes an open-handed chop against Chipmunk.
omgfridge hits a running Frankensteiner on Chipmunk.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
omgfridge uses a running front dropkick on Chipmunk.
omgfridge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge uses a superkick on Chipmunk.
omgfridge performs a chop against Chipmunk.
omgfridge nails Chipmunk with a diving senton.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
omgfridge tries a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk whips omgfridge into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
omgfridge uses a pop-up power bomb on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
omgfridge hits an open-handed chop on Chipmunk.
omgfridge performs a facerake against Chipmunk.
omgfridge kicks Chipmunk.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
omgfridge kicks Chipmunk.
omgfridge kicks Chipmunk.
Chipmunk kicks omgfridge.
omgfridge chops Chipmunk.
The crowd is really behind omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
Chipmunk performs a flying clothesline against omgfridge.
Chipmunk throws omgfridge into the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Chipmunk kicks omgfridge.
Chipmunk punches omgfridge.
omgfridge punches Chipmunk.
omgfridge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
omgfridge chops Chipmunk.
Chipmunk punches omgfridge.
Chipmunk chops omgfridge.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
omgfridge chops Chipmunk.
The crowd is cheering on omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk executes a punch against omgfridge.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge with a clothesline.
omgfridge falls out of the ring.
Chipmunk rolls out under the bottom rope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk executes a vertical suplex against omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits a vertical suplex on omgfridge.
Chipmunk reenters the ring.
omgfridge follows him back in.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on omgfridge.
omgfridge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
omgfridge is inching his way towards the ropes.
omgfridge tries to escape the hold.
omgfridge is inching his way towards the ropes.
omgfridge tries to fight the pain.
omgfridge isn't moving anymore.
Richard Head asks omgfridge if he's had enough.
omgfridge shakes his head.
Richard Head asks omgfridge if he's still there.
omgfridge nods.
Richard Head asks omgfridge if he's still there.
omgfridge nods.
Richard Head tells omgfridge to respond or he'll stop the fight.
omgfridge nods.
Richard Head asks omgfridge if he's had enough.
omgfridge shakes his head.
Richard Head checks omgfridge's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
omgfridge fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.

 

[Chipmunk]

I mean I’m fighting a fridge, what can you do?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

omgfridge executes a diving Meteora against Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge uses a diving Meteora on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge executes a bodyslam against Chipmunk.
omgfridge nails Chipmunk with a rana.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge hits a superkick on Chipmunk.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
omgfridge tries a lariat, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk uses a powerslam on omgfridge.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk performs a headbutt against omgfridge.
Chipmunk goes for a dropkick, but omgfridge steps out of the way.
omgfridge hits a back suplex on Chipmunk.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
omgfridge misses with an elbow.
Chipmunk performs an inverted atomic drop against omgfridge.
Chipmunk attempts a punch, but omgfridge blocks it.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge goes for a lariat, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk punches omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits omgfridge.
Chipmunk sends omgfridge into the turnbuckle, but omgfridge reverses it.
Chipmunk comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
omgfridge attempts a facerake, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Chipmunk with a kick.
omgfridge performs a running Frankensteiner against Chipmunk.
The crowd is really behind omgfridge.
omgfridge executes a kick to the midsection against Chipmunk.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
omgfridge works the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on omgfridge.
omgfridge performs a snap mare against Chipmunk.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Chipmunk with a kick.
omgfridge is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk uses a dropkick on omgfridge.
Chipmunk gives the sign for the Chipmunk Choke.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on omgfridge.
omgfridge makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chipmunk performs a faceslam against omgfridge.
Chipmunk attempts a back suplex, but omgfridge counters it with a bulldog.
omgfridge works the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on omgfridge.
omgfridge hits a superkick on Chipmunk.
omgfridge is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge hits a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Chipmunk.
omgfridge performs a chop against Chipmunk.
omgfridge throws Chipmunk out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Chipmunk reenters the ring.
omgfridge goes for a running Frankensteiner, but Chipmunk throws him off.
Chipmunk whips omgfridge into the ropes, but omgfridge reverses it.
omgfridge executes a lariat against Chipmunk.
omgfridge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
omgfridge uses a rana on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
omgfridge uses a chop on Chipmunk.
omgfridge attempts to place Chipmunk on the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
omgfridge performs a Falcon Arrow against Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge complains about a slow count.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Chipmunk with an elbow.
omgfridge executes the Time Bomb on Chipmunk.
The crowd is cheering on omgfridge.
omgfridge goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
omgfridge nails Chipmunk with a diving senton.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
omgfridge goes for a superkick, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk executes a back suplex against omgfridge.
Chipmunk throws omgfridge out of the ring.
Chipmunk goes through the ropes.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chipmunk.
Chipmunk reenters the ring.
omgfridge rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Chipmunk tries an armdrag takedown, but omgfridge counters it with a lariat.
omgfridge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
omgfridge goes for a pop-up power bomb, but Chipmunk counters it with an inverted lung blower.
Chipmunk nails omgfridge with a flying clothesline.
Chipmunk tries an atomic drop, but omgfridge counters it with a figure-four leglock.
Chipmunk manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
There are lots of chants for omgfridge.
omgfridge goes for a superkick, but Chipmunk counters it with a legsweep.
Chipmunk puts omgfridge in a sleeperhold.
omgfridge manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
Chipmunk chops omgfridge.
omgfridge punches Chipmunk.
omgfridge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
omgfridge hits a back suplex on Chipmunk.
omgfridge is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
omgfridge misses with a kick.
omgfridge uses a chop on Chipmunk.
omgfridge executes an elbowsmash against Chipmunk.
omgfridge hits a Falcon Arrow on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
omgfridge attempts a back suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a go-behind.
Chipmunk tries a dropkick, but omgfridge steps out of the way.
omgfridge hits a diving senton on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
omgfridge climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Chipmunk nails him in the stomach.
omgfridge falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on omgfridge.
Richard Head asks omgfridge if he's had enough.
omgfridge shakes his head.
Richard Head tells omgfridge to respond or he'll stop the fight.
omgfridge nods.
Richard Head checks omgfridge's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
omgfridge fights his way out of the hold after 20 seconds.
omgfridge attempts a top-rope wheelbarrow Victory Roll, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk throws omgfridge off the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk performs a fireman's carry against omgfridge.
Chipmunk hits a punch on omgfridge.
Chipmunk gives the sign for the Chipmunk Choke.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on omgfridge.
omgfridge is struggling to reach the ropes.
omgfridge tries to fight the pain.
omgfridge submits after 10 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chipmunk.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:18:43
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Chippy retains, keeping all the gold in Il Famiglia's clutches!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

cooney and Tonga Bob clash in a Chamber Qualifier!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Tonga Bob uses a back suplex on cooney.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Tonga Bob attempts a diving headbutt, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney covers Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney mumbles "woooo" to the crowd.
cooney has the crowd going wild.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob tries a spinning leg lariat, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob executes a DDT against cooney.
Tonga Bob attempts a bearhug, but cooney counters it with a punch.
cooney throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, Tonga Bob reenters the ring.
cooney executes a chop against Tonga Bob.
cooney hits a kneebreaker on Tonga Bob.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a lariat against cooney.
Tonga Bob locks cooney in a bearhug.
cooney makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
cooney begs off.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Tonga Bob whips cooney into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob misses with an elbow.
cooney hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
cooney hits a chop on Tonga Bob.
cooney tries a thumb to the eye, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
cooney locks Tonga Bob in a sleeperhold.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob kicks cooney.
Tonga Bob kicks cooney.
Tonga Bob is being booed out of the building.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
cooney attempts a kneebreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob uses a flapjack on cooney.
Tonga Bob attempts a short clothesline, but cooney counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney executes an eye gouge against Tonga Bob.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a kick.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob performs a spinning leg lariat against cooney.
Tonga Bob tries a Saito suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney attempts an abdominal stretch, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob executes a European uppercut against cooney.
Tonga Bob whips cooney into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with an elbow.
cooney hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
cooney performs a dropkick against Tonga Bob.
cooney tries a thumb to the eye, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob hits cooney.
Tonga Bob kicks cooney.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob hits cooney.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob attempts a Vader attack, but cooney counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
cooney hits a reverse neckbreaker on Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
cooney tries an armbar submission, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob tries a lariat, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
Tonga Bob punches cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tonga Bob kicks cooney.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
cooney takes Tonga Bob down with a vertical suplex.
cooney locks Tonga Bob in a front facelock.
Tonga Bob makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a kick.
cooney begs off.
Tonga Bob executes a vertical suplex against cooney.
Tonga Bob goes for a Samoan Drop, but cooney counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a lariat against cooney.
Tonga Bob attempts a Saito suplex, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
cooney locks Tonga Bob in a front facelock.
Tonga Bob is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tonga Bob reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney performs a chop against Tonga Bob.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
cooney chops Tonga Bob.
cooney tries an abdominal stretch, but Tonga Bob counters it with a hiptoss.
Tonga Bob performs a kneelift against cooney.
Tonga Bob takes cooney down with a Saito suplex.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Tonga Bob hits a swinging side slam on cooney.
Tonga Bob whips cooney into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a kick.
cooney hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
cooney covers Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney hits a chop on Tonga Bob.
cooney attempts a punch, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob uses a kneelift on cooney.
Tonga Bob goes for a European uppercut, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney performs a thumb to the eye against Tonga Bob.
cooney executes a thumb to the eye against Tonga Bob.
cooney executes a chop against Tonga Bob.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
cooney sends Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
cooney punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
cooney hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
cooney runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a backdrop.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob attempts a lariat, but cooney counters it with a hiptoss.
cooney throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
cooney goes through the ropes.
Chief counts: 1.
cooney shoves Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
cooney hits a reverse neckbreaker on Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: 2.
cooney uses a kneebreaker on Tonga Bob.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
cooney performs a back suplex against Tonga Bob.
cooney throws Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 3.
Chief counts: 4.
cooney throws Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
cooney mumbles "woooo" to the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
cooney runs Tonga Bob into the ringpost.
cooney goes for a kneebreaker, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Chief counts: 5.
Tonga Bob performs an elbowsmash against cooney.
Chief counts: 6.
Tonga Bob throws cooney into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob hits a savate kick on cooney.
Tonga Bob goes for a savate kick, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney throws Tonga Bob back into the ring.
cooney executes a reverse neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob tries to fight the pain.
Tonga Bob inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 19 seconds.




The Filth Wizard comes to ringside...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

cooney runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a roundhouse kick against cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tonga Bob executes a fallaway slam against cooney.
Tonga Bob hits a short clothesline on cooney.
Tonga Bob uses a kick to the head on cooney.
Tonga Bob tries a flying headbutt, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney uses a punch on Tonga Bob.
cooney gets an abdominal stretch on Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
cooney punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
cooney punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
cooney chops Tonga Bob.
cooney runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob attempts a bodyslam, but cooney blocks it.
cooney executes a chop against Tonga Bob.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with an elbow.
Tonga Bob performs a vertical suplex against cooney.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob hits cooney.
Tonga Bob punches cooney.
Tonga Bob performs a fallaway slam against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Tonga Bob performs an elbowsmash against cooney.
Tonga Bob covers cooney.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob whips cooney into the ropes, but cooney reverses it.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob executes a spinning leg lariat against cooney.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob attempts a lariat, but cooney counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
cooney executes a reverse neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Tonga Bob.
The Filth Wizard grabs his sledgehammer.
Tonga Bob is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tonga Bob is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob is writhing in pain.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he's had enough.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he should stop the fight.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he should stop the fight.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief checks Tonga Bob's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... The Filth Wizard nails cooney in the back of the head with the sledgehammer.
Tonga Bob hits The Filth Wizard with a kick to the head.
Tonga Bob throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
Tonga Bob goes to pin cooney.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:16:20
Sim Rating: *** 3/4



The Filth Wizard re-enters the ring.

He's holding a mic.


TFW: cooney, as you lay there...I just want to thank you.

Last week when you tripped me up against Headless, I thought you were deliberately ruining the match for me ti help out your trios partner...

...but now...I can see what you were really trying to do.

You were showing me kindness by preventing me from getting hurt in the Elimination Chamber!

So I thought I may as well return that kindness tonight, because...I'm nothing if not a Kind Man.


The Filth Wizard heads back up the ramp.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Ocha905 takes on the debuting Raz!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Raz hits a Vader attack on Ocha905.
Raz covers Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Raz works the crowd.
Raz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Raz performs a forearm to the back against Ocha905.
Raz hits a Vader attack on Ocha905.
Raz goes for a falling splash, but Ocha905 gets his knees up.
Ocha905 attempts a powerslam, but Raz counters it with a lariat.
Raz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Raz executes an Exploder suplex against Ocha905.
Raz hits a football tackle on Ocha905.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 and Raz get hit with a double clothesline.
Ocha905 executes a lariat against Raz.
Ocha905 gives him a kick to the head, but Raz doesn't budge.
Ocha905 attempts a powerslam, but Raz counters it with a lariat.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Raz hits Ocha905 with an elbow.
Raz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Raz complains about a slow count.
Raz goes for a falling splash, but Ocha905 rolls out of the way.
Ocha905 gives him a dropkick, but Raz only stares at him.
Raz hits Ocha905.
Raz chops Ocha905.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Raz.
Raz gives him a Vader attack, but Ocha905 only stares at him.
Raz tries a pop-up power bomb, but Ocha905 counters it with a kneelift.
Ocha905 gives him a chop, but Raz only stares at him.
Ocha905 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 attempts a lariat, but Raz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Ocha905 breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Ocha905 hits Raz.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches Raz.
Ocha905 chops Raz.
Ocha905 nails Raz with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ocha905 executes a standing shooting star press against Raz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ocha905 executes an elbowsmash against Raz.
Ocha905 uses an open-handed chop on Raz.
Ocha905 uses a European uppercut on Raz.
Ocha905 gives him a kick to the head, but Raz ignores it and just smiles at him.
Ocha905 uses a kick to the head on Raz.
Ocha905 whips Raz into the ropes, but Raz reverses it.
Ocha905 performs a lariat against Raz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Ocha905 gives him a spinebuster slam, but Raz only stares at him.
Ocha905 throws Raz out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 throws Raz into the guardrail.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringsteps.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringpost.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 throws Raz into the ringpost.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Raz hits a kick to the midsection on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Raz sets up a table.
Raz performs a forearm to the back against Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Raz throws Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
Raz tries a hiptoss, but Ocha905 counters it with a facerake.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Manangatang counts: 6.
Manangatang counts: 7.
Manangatang counts: 8.
Ocha905 goes for the O-10, but he can't do it.
Raz sets up Ocha905 on the table.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer through the table.
The table is broken in half.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raz and a few others cheering him.
Raz throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
Raz tries a flapjack, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
Ocha905 clears the announcers' table.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 9.
Ocha905 goes for a lariat, but Raz blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 10.
Raz gets back into the ring.
Ocha905 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Raz executes a double-axhandle chop against Ocha905.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Raz tries a lariat, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 throws Raz out of the ring.
Ocha905 goes outside.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 executes a powerslam against Raz.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 shoves Raz into the guardrail.
Ocha905 throws Raz back into the ring.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Raz hits Ocha905.
A few fans are booing Raz, while a few others are cheering him.
Raz hits Ocha905.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Ocha905 chops Raz.
Raz kicks Ocha905.
Raz executes a fist to the midsection against Ocha905.
Raz tries a hiptoss, but Ocha905 counters it with a facerake.
Ocha905 gives him an open-handed chop, but Raz only stares at him.
Raz executes a powerslam against Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are booing Raz, while a few others are cheering him.

The winner is Raz. Time of match: 0:09:52
Sim Rating: * 1/4



A...not huge, but a win on debut's always a plus! Raz looks to be moving on up, while Ocha remains without a win...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Loonerty and James Colorado clash in the final Elimination Chamber Qualifier!​

 

[Raz]

They lock up.
Raz hits a Vader attack on Ocha905.
Raz covers Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Raz works the crowd.
Raz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Raz performs a forearm to the back against Ocha905.
Raz hits a Vader attack on Ocha905.
Raz goes for a falling splash, but Ocha905 gets his knees up.
Ocha905 attempts a powerslam, but Raz counters it with a lariat.
Raz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Raz executes an Exploder suplex against Ocha905.
Raz hits a football tackle on Ocha905.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 and Raz get hit with a double clothesline.
Ocha905 executes a lariat against Raz.
Ocha905 gives him a kick to the head, but Raz doesn't budge.
Ocha905 attempts a powerslam, but Raz counters it with a lariat.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Raz hits Ocha905 with an elbow.
Raz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Raz complains about a slow count.
Raz goes for a falling splash, but Ocha905 rolls out of the way.
Ocha905 gives him a dropkick, but Raz only stares at him.
Raz hits Ocha905.
Raz chops Ocha905.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Raz.
Raz gives him a Vader attack, but Ocha905 only stares at him.
Raz tries a pop-up power bomb, but Ocha905 counters it with a kneelift.
Ocha905 gives him a chop, but Raz only stares at him.
Ocha905 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 attempts a lariat, but Raz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Ocha905 breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Ocha905 hits Raz.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches Raz.
Ocha905 chops Raz.
Ocha905 nails Raz with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ocha905 executes a standing shooting star press against Raz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ocha905 executes an elbowsmash against Raz.
Ocha905 uses an open-handed chop on Raz.
Ocha905 uses a European uppercut on Raz.
Ocha905 gives him a kick to the head, but Raz ignores it and just smiles at him.
Ocha905 uses a kick to the head on Raz.
Ocha905 whips Raz into the ropes, but Raz reverses it.
Ocha905 performs a lariat against Raz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Ocha905 gives him a spinebuster slam, but Raz only stares at him.
Ocha905 throws Raz out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 throws Raz into the guardrail.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringsteps.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringpost.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 throws Raz into the ringpost.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 runs Raz into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Raz hits a kick to the midsection on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Raz sets up a table.
Raz performs a forearm to the back against Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Raz throws Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
Raz tries a hiptoss, but Ocha905 counters it with a facerake.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Manangatang counts: 6.
Manangatang counts: 7.
Manangatang counts: 8.
Ocha905 goes for the O-10, but he can't do it.
Raz sets up Ocha905 on the table.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer through the table.
The table is broken in half.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raz and a few others cheering him.
Raz throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
Raz tries a flapjack, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
Ocha905 clears the announcers' table.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 9.
Ocha905 goes for a lariat, but Raz blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 10.
Raz gets back into the ring.
Ocha905 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Raz executes a double-axhandle chop against Ocha905.
Raz runs into the ropes.
Raz tries a lariat, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 throws Raz out of the ring.
Ocha905 goes outside.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 executes a powerslam against Raz.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 shoves Raz into the guardrail.
Ocha905 throws Raz back into the ring.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ocha905.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Raz hits Ocha905.
A few fans are booing Raz, while a few others are cheering him.
Raz hits Ocha905.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Ocha905 kicks Raz.
Ocha905 chops Raz.
Raz kicks Ocha905.
Raz executes a fist to the midsection against Ocha905.
Raz tries a hiptoss, but Ocha905 counters it with a facerake.
Ocha905 gives him an open-handed chop, but Raz only stares at him.
Raz executes a powerslam against Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Raz executes the Flying Bulldozer on Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are booing Raz, while a few others are cheering him.

The winner is Raz. Time of match: 0:09:52
Sim Rating: * 1/4



A...not huge, but a win on debut's always a plus! Raz looks to be moving on up, while Ocha remains without a win...

The rookie Strikes back !

Thanks for the match but we crave more.

Need to give the fans something to cheer for..

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty executes a flying clothesline against James Colorado.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty executes a facerake against James Colorado.
Loonerty catches James Colorado in an armbar submission.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Loonerty attempts a dragon suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a backward kick.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty hits James Colorado with a kick.
Loonerty covers James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado performs a Burning Hammer against Loonerty.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado attempts a high knee, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty and James Colorado get hit with a double clothesline.
Loonerty whips James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty charges into the corner, but James Colorado moves out of the way.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado charges into the corner.
James Colorado attempts a Burning Hammer, but Loonerty slides down his back.
Loonerty goes for an atomic drop, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado executes a running knee strike against Loonerty.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty uses a flying clothesline on James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty catches James Colorado in a chokehold.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Loonerty hits a monkey flip on James Colorado.
Loonerty locks James Colorado in a surfboard.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Loonerty hits an inverted atomic drop on James Colorado.
Loonerty executes a tiger suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty nails James Colorado with a bulldog.
Loonerty tries a snap suplex, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty hits a headbutt on James Colorado.
Loonerty nails James Colorado with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but James Colorado rolls out of the way.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado executes a Samoan Drop against Loonerty.
James Colorado takes Loonerty down with a bodyslam.
James Colorado works the crowd.
James Colorado hits a slap on Loonerty.
James Colorado goes for an enzuigiri, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty goes for an armbar submission, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
James Colorado falls out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
James Colorado reenters the ring.
Loonerty is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty whips James Colorado into the ropes.
James Colorado executes a spinning headscissors against Loonerty.
James Colorado performs a superkick against Loonerty.
James Colorado goes for an armdrag takedown, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty uses a hiptoss on James Colorado.
Loonerty whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Loonerty hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
Loonerty nails James Colorado with a flying bulldog.
Loonerty whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado hits Loonerty with an elbow.
James Colorado covers Loonerty.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado tries a kick to the midsection, but Loonerty counters it with a dragon screw.
Loonerty kicks James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Colorado punches Loonerty.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado punches Loonerty.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado chops Loonerty.
James Colorado climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Loonerty nails him in the stomach.
James Colorado falls onto the top turnbuckle.
James Colorado falls back into the ring.
Loonerty tries a back suplex, but James Colorado flips over.
James Colorado executes an enzuigiri against Loonerty.
James Colorado executes a Frankensteiner against Loonerty.
James Colorado sets up Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado attempts a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Loonerty counters it with a power bomb.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty puts James Colorado in a double chicken wing submission.
James Colorado gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
Loonerty hits a facerake on James Colorado.
Loonerty kicks James Colorado.
James Colorado kicks Loonerty.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
Loonerty chops James Colorado.
James Colorado kicks Loonerty.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado punches Loonerty.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
Loonerty kicks James Colorado.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Loonerty with an elbow.
James Colorado works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado performs a spinning headscissors against Loonerty.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado performs a snap mare against Loonerty.
James Colorado goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Loonerty counters it with a punch.
Loonerty hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on James Colorado.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
Loonerty performs an atomic drop against James Colorado.
Loonerty performs a backbreaker against James Colorado.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Loonerty with a shoulderblock.
James Colorado hits a flip piledriver on Loonerty.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado hits Loonerty with a kick.
James Colorado uses a spinning mule kick on Loonerty.
James Colorado attempts a springboard dropkick, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty tries an elbowdrop, but James Colorado rolls out of the way.
James Colorado performs a backbreaker against Loonerty.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado tries a running knee strike, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty goes for the Michinoku Driver, but James Colorado counters it with a backdrop.
James Colorado uses a slap on Loonerty.
James Colorado attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
James Colorado kicks Loonerty.
James Colorado is being booed out of the building.
James Colorado punches Loonerty.
James Colorado kicks Loonerty.
Loonerty kicks James Colorado.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Colorado hits Loonerty.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Colorado kicks Loonerty.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
James Colorado attempts a jumping knee strike, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty performs a tiger suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[Tonga Bob]

cooney runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a roundhouse kick against cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tonga Bob executes a fallaway slam against cooney.
Tonga Bob hits a short clothesline on cooney.
Tonga Bob uses a kick to the head on cooney.
Tonga Bob tries a flying headbutt, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney uses a punch on Tonga Bob.
cooney gets an abdominal stretch on Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
cooney punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
cooney punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
cooney chops Tonga Bob.
cooney runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob attempts a bodyslam, but cooney blocks it.
cooney executes a chop against Tonga Bob.
cooney whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits cooney with an elbow.
Tonga Bob performs a vertical suplex against cooney.
Tonga Bob chops cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob hits cooney.
Tonga Bob punches cooney.
Tonga Bob performs a fallaway slam against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Tonga Bob performs an elbowsmash against cooney.
Tonga Bob covers cooney.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob whips cooney into the ropes, but cooney reverses it.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob executes a spinning leg lariat against cooney.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob attempts a lariat, but cooney counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
cooney kicks Tonga Bob.
cooney hits Tonga Bob.
cooney executes a reverse neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Tonga Bob.
The Filth Wizard grabs his sledgehammer.
Tonga Bob is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tonga Bob is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob is writhing in pain.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he's had enough.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he should stop the fight.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief tells Tonga Bob to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tonga Bob nods.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he should stop the fight.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Chief checks Tonga Bob's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... The Filth Wizard nails cooney in the back of the head with the sledgehammer.
Tonga Bob hits The Filth Wizard with a kick to the head.
Tonga Bob throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
Tonga Bob goes to pin cooney.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:16:20
Sim Rating: *** 3/4



The Filth Wizard re-enters the ring.

He's holding a mic.


TFW: cooney, as you lay there...I just want to thank you.

Last week when you tripped me up against Headless, I thought you were deliberately ruining the match for me ti help out your trios partner...

...but now...I can see what you were really trying to do.

You were showing me kindness by preventing me from getting hurt in the Elimination Chamber!

So I thought I may as well return that kindness tonight, because...I'm nothing if not a Kind Man.


The Filth Wizard heads back up the ramp.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Loonerty goes for a German suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a go-behind.
James Colorado hits an enzuigiri on Loonerty.
James Colorado uses a snap suplex on Loonerty.
James Colorado hits a Spanish Fly on Loonerty.
James Colorado goes for a back suplex, but Loonerty flips over.
Loonerty uses an inside cradle on James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Loonerty performs a DDT against James Colorado.
Loonerty hits a hiptoss on James Colorado.
Loonerty catches James Colorado in an Indian deathlock.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
James Colorado hits a Burning Hammer on Loonerty.
James Colorado works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on Loonerty.
James Colorado tries a snap suplex, but Loonerty counters it with a vertical suplex.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
Loonerty attempts a snap suplex, but James Colorado slides down his back.
James Colorado executes a dropkick against Loonerty.
James Colorado is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on Loonerty.
James Colorado attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty hits a Discus lariat on James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty nails James Colorado with a German suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado uses a superkick on Loonerty.
James Colorado hits a flying somersault splash on Loonerty.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado hits a forearm to the back on Loonerty.
James Colorado executes an elbowsmash against Loonerty.
James Colorado uses a Burning Hammer on Loonerty.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on Loonerty.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Colorado uses a reverse Frankensteiner on Loonerty.
James Colorado attempts a flying cross body press, but Loonerty
counters it with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on James Colorado.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Mike Uppet checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with an elbow.
Loonerty uses an armdrag takedown on James Colorado.
Loonerty uses a Discus lariat on James Colorado.
Loonerty catches James Colorado in a double chicken wing submission.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Loonerty uses an inverted atomic drop on James Colorado.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty tries a flying clothesline, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado hits a springboard cutter on Loonerty.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.
James Colorado performs a springboard dropkick against Loonerty.
James Colorado executes a Frankensteiner against Loonerty.
James Colorado nails Loonerty with a standing shooting star press.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado throws Loonerty out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Loonerty reenters the ring.
James Colorado tries a Spanish Fly, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty uses a facerake on James Colorado.
Loonerty punches James Colorado.
James Colorado punches Loonerty.
Loonerty kicks James Colorado.
Loonerty hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
Loonerty takes James Colorado down with a bodyslam.
Loonerty performs a hiptoss against James Colorado.
Loonerty attempts a dragon suplex, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado executes a slap against Loonerty.
James Colorado throws Loonerty out of the ring.
James Colorado jumps onto him with a corkscrew tope.
James Colorado shoves Loonerty into the guardrail.
James Colorado performs a jumping knee strike against Loonerty.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
James Colorado gets back into the ring.
Loonerty follows him back in.
James Colorado gives the sign for the GrimBuster.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on Loonerty.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[Raz]

Raz debut!

and a win on DEBUT

Whos next in the line

 

[PhenomenalV1]

James Colorado runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty attempts a Discus lariat, but James Colorado counters it with
a crucifix.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
James Colorado performs a Spanish Fly against Loonerty.
James Colorado nails Loonerty with a running knee strike.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty tries a flying clothesline, but James Colorado counters it with
an intercept superkick.
James Colorado is being booed out of the building.
James Colorado performs a flying somersault splash against Loonerty.
James Colorado tries a spinning mule kick, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty punches James Colorado.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty hits James Colorado.
Loonerty nails James Colorado with a DDT.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on James Colorado.
James Colorado is writhing in pain.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
James Colorado performs a dropkick against Loonerty.
James Colorado uses a flying cross body press on Loonerty.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Colorado nails Loonerty with a standing shooting star press.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Colorado whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
Loonerty gets a double armbar submission on James Colorado.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 12 seconds.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on James Colorado.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on James Colorado.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to fight the pain.
James Colorado is inching his way towards the ropes.
James Colorado summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's had enough.
James Colorado shakes his head.
Mike Uppet tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he should stop the fight.
James Colorado shakes his head.
Mike Uppet tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Mike Uppet tells James Colorado to respond or he'll stop the fight.
James Colorado nods.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's had enough.
James Colorado shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he should stop the fight.
James Colorado shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he should stop the fight.
James Colorado shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is almost gone.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado submits after 1 minute.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.

The winner is Loonerty. Time of match: 0:24:26
Sim Rating: *****


Loonerty releases the hold.

Loonerty poses on the top turnbuckle.





Frothies Mcveigh, omgfridge and Orange crush sprint down to ringside.

omgfridge and Orange crush take down Loonerty with a double powerbomb from the second turnbuckle.

Frothies McVeigh helps James Colorado to his feet.

James Colorado holds up Loonerty.

Frothies McVeigh lines up Loonerty.

Frothies McVeigh nearly takes Loonerty's head off with the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.

Loonerty is out cold.

Frothies McVeigh is handed a mic.


FMcV: Hey Loons...if you somehow manage to win the Chamber match next week...just remember who you crossed, who you ignored...and who has the power to ruin a dream match.


The Bang Bang Furie Gang laugh as Frothies McVeigh stands triumphant over Loonerty, holding the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase over his head.